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Re: Every type of government' And what they do

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Holmes01 is not online. Holmes01
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27 Sep 2013 01:48 PM
Sorry had to remake this

Feudalism - You have two cows. The government takes both, hires you to take care of them, and sells you the milk.

Pure Communism - You have two cows. Your neighbors help you to take care of them, and you all share the milk.

Applied Communism - You have two cows. You have to take care of them, but the government takes all the milk.

Dictatorship - You have two cows. The government takes both and shoots you.

Militarism - You have two cows. The government takes both and drafts you.

Pure Democracy - You have two cows. Your neighbors decide who gets the milk.

Representative Democracy - You have two cows. Your neighbors pick someone to tell you who gets the milk.

AMERICAN DEMOCRACY - The government promises to give you two cows if you vote for it. After the election, the president is impeached for speculating in cow futures. The press dubs the affair "cowgate". The cow sues you for breach of contract.

BRITISH DEMOCRACY - You have two cows. You feed them sheep brains and they go mad. The government doesn't do anything.

CAPITALISM - You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull

EUROPEAN DEMOCRACY - You have two cows. At first the goverment regulates what you can feed them and when you can milk them. Then it pays you not to milk them. After that it takes both, shoots one, milks the other and pours milk down the drain. Then it requires you to fill out the forms accounting for the missing cows.

Totalitarianism - You have two cows. The government takes them and denies they ever existed. Milk is banned.
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Holmes01 is not online. Holmes01
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27 Sep 2013 01:49 PM
Dammit i forgot some
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Holmes01 is not online. Holmes01
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27 Sep 2013 01:51 PM
Qq
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Zealots is not online. Zealots
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27 Sep 2013 01:52 PM
WHERE IS MONARCHY!?

~Grand Master (14,022+ posts) "You are no more of a king than the boil on my butt" [08'er]
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Holmes01 is not online. Holmes01
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27 Sep 2013 01:54 PM
Exactly >.>this all has to due with socialism.
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27 Sep 2013 01:55 PM
oligarchy

/lolnewb
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Holmes01 is not online. Holmes01
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27 Sep 2013 01:55 PM
I'll make another one later
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Altair55 is not online. Altair55
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27 Sep 2013 01:57 PM
you didn't make this, though. this is a copypasta as old as the trees
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Holmes01 is not online. Holmes01
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27 Sep 2013 01:59 PM
This was my homework u scrub
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27 Sep 2013 02:01 PM
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Holmes01 is not online. Holmes01
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27 Sep 2013 02:02 PM
^ I got thisfrom a book lol
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27 Sep 2013 02:03 PM
I saw this at the barbers when I was taking my haircut.

-"The Earth Is Full - Go Home."
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FernandoAlonzo00 is not online. FernandoAlonzo00
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27 Sep 2013 02:04 PM
oooh snap lol
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27 Sep 2013 02:05 PM
I like this.

-Le Trapps-
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Holmes01 is not online. Holmes01
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27 Sep 2013 03:44 PM
I got thisfrom a book lol
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27 Sep 2013 03:45 PM
Alrdy said that my bad
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