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The Gospel of Kalashnikov, Book 1

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lava3321 is not online. lava3321
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26 Sep 2013 03:40 PM
1. And so it was, that the Fascists and the sons of Russ made war, and in this war there was a son of Russ named Mikhail Timofeyevich Kalashnikov of Kurya,
2. and Mikhail was a driver of tanks, and he fought valiantly against the Fascists
2. And in the year of Nineteen and Forty and Five, Mikhail was felled by a son of Germany, yet he lived, and was hospitalized.
3. And the LORD spake to him as he lay in his bed, saying
4. "Mikhail, go unto the drawing board, and arm thy countrymen against the Fascist invaders."
5. And so Mikial went, and he developed a weapon of Seven Six Two by Thirty and Nine caliber,
5. and in the year Nineteen and Fourty and Five, it was trialed by the leaders of the land of Russ, and they found it wanting,
6. and the Autoloading Rifle of Siminov was instead selected, as it was also Seven Six Two and Thirty and Nine in caliber;
7. and the LORD spake to Kalashnikov, and the LORD saith, "Designest thou a rifle again, and join with your brothers in Kovrov, for they shall help you."
8. And so it was, that Mikhail developed a rifle again in Seven Six Two by Thirty and Nine caliber, and he namest it after his own, calling it Mikhtim,
9. And then the LORD spoke, saying, "Mikhail, thou shalt namest this rifle Avtomat Kalashnikova Model of Nineteen and Fourty and Seven" (which is to say, AK-47),
10. And Mikhail obeyed, and when the leaders of the land of Russ saw the rifle of Kalashnikov of the year Nineteen and Fourty and Seven, they were pleased.
11. And the AK-47 replaced the Auto-loading Rifle of Siminov, and it was great.
12. And in the year Nineteen and Fifty and Nine, the Rifle of Kalashnikov was made greater,
13. it was thencefourth made of steele that was of stamped construction, and not of milled,
14. and it was also great, and it was called Automatic Rifle of Kalashnikov Modernized, which is to say, AKM.
15. And it armed the sons of Russ, and it was great.
16. However, in the year Nineteen and Sixty and Three, a son of America, who is named Eugene, created a rifle to match the AKM,
17. and it was called Model 16, and it armed the sons of America against the tribe of Russ,
18. And is was of Five and Five-Six by Fourty and Five caliber, and it struck fear into the sons of Russ,
19. And so the LORD spoke again unto Mikhail, "MIKHAIL, thou shalt modify thine weapon to be of Five and Four-Five by Thirty and Nine caliber, and it shall vanquish thine foes; Rejoice."
20. And so Mikhail obeyed, and in the year Nineteen and Seventy and Four, Mikhail developed his rifle of Five and Four-Five by Thirty and Nine caliber as the LORD commanded, and it was named AK-74,
21. And again the leaders of the tribe of Russ found it great, and it again armed the sons of Russ against the fascists,
22. And there was much rejoicing, and the Rifle Of Kalashnikov, AK74, armed the sons of Russ for many a year, and it was great.
23. And after Thirty and Five years, the rifle AN-94, which is to say, Abakan, and the rifle AEK-971, they were also tried,
24. and they were of Five and Four-Five by Thirty and Nine caliber, though they numbered not amongst the sons of Kalashnikov;
25. And they were found wanting, as the Rifle of Mikhail, AK74, was indeed great.
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T90MBT is not online. T90MBT
Joined: 09 Jun 2010
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26 Sep 2013 03:41 PM
I prefer Avtomat Nikonova
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SupahBoshi64 is not online. SupahBoshi64
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26 Sep 2013 03:41 PM
Very interesting indeed...
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