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| 25 Sep 2013 11:30 PM |
A few of your favorite jingles from the Vaktovians!
3) Wreck the Halls
Wreck the Halls with death beams and lasers falalalala lalalala 'Tis the season to be destructive falalalala lalalala Now we wear our deathly apparel falalalala lalalala
2) Ode to Vaktus
On the 1st day of Vaktmus my commanding officer gave to me: 1 giant death beam On the 2nd day of Vaktmus my commanding officer gave to me: 1 giant death beam, 2 human subjects
And the #1 hit:
1) Reaper Ride
Just hear those death beams firing Exploding and killing too. Come on, it's lovely weather For a Reaper ride while slaughtering you. Outside the burning ashes are falling And friends are calling "AHHH." Come on, it's lovely weather For a Reaper ride while slaughtering you.
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| 25 Sep 2013 11:31 PM |
I hope you know that 12 Nights of Christmas has a rhythm that you neglected.
In fact, most of these are rather bad in that regard. |
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| 25 Sep 2013 11:33 PM |
These weren't supposed to actually sound legitimate... I spent maybe five minutes writing all this, so that just proves it was set up as a joke.
Learn to laugh, rather be an emotionless robot behind a computer screen.
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| 25 Sep 2013 11:35 PM |
Oh, quite the contrary. I laugh, I cry, I have as many emotions as the next guy.
But it's 9:30 PM where I live, and I'm in a satirical mood.
The fact that you took what I said as hurtful is satisfying, though.
And the insult is cute, too. |
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| 25 Sep 2013 11:42 PM |
Not so much hurtful, because I really felt no pain in what you had written.
However it is rather humorous (and entertaining) to see someone take something like this so seriously as you have here. |
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