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| 21 Sep 2013 07:15 PM |
I have one. When I was 4 or 5, I was in the car when I suddenly felt my stomach jump, and diarrhea was striking. I desperately needed to go to the bathroom, so I crossed my legs, and held it as long as I could. When I got home, I rushed as fast as I could to the bathroom, and I had a big relief, and diarrhea started spilling out of my butt fast. I barely made it, but I made it. Pretty scary, huh? |
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115slaya
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| 21 Sep 2013 07:16 PM |
I almost dialed my friends number, but I didn't.
It was a close call. |
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| 21 Sep 2013 07:17 PM |
| I almost took that post seriously. |
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drpece231
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| 21 Sep 2013 07:20 PM |
Once, I fell outta an airplane into a mattress factory.
crush, kill, destroy, swag add 1562 to post count |
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| 21 Sep 2013 08:31 PM |
| I almost got hit by a car when I was 8 or 9. |
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| 21 Sep 2013 08:32 PM |
when i was 6 i thought i could run from a pit bull.
mistake |
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| 21 Sep 2013 08:35 PM |
ew oder I am ashamed to have the male version of your name. I'm Erik. Why must you be Erika |
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jedi8527
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| 21 Sep 2013 08:39 PM |
once i fell, i almost got a cut.
close call isn't it? |
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| 21 Sep 2013 08:41 PM |
| when i was 5 i was kidnapped by bowser but i was saved by mario |
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| 21 Sep 2013 08:41 PM |
| james cameron should make op into a movie |
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| 21 Sep 2013 08:43 PM |
| one time i teleported into an alternate universe in which i was a pig and there was some dwarf that gave me some wheat. i gladly accepted the wheat without thinking, then he took me into some factory. just as he was stabbing me, i got beamed up by scotty |
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NarutoNow
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| 21 Sep 2013 08:47 PM |
| One time i fond a unicon dat farted ranbows and skitles and i rode on it tooo dah moon!! |
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| 21 Sep 2013 08:48 PM |
I ounce ate cheese. That was poisened
by al queda
I almost blew up...
ALAHU AKBAR!
-explodes- |
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| 21 Sep 2013 08:49 PM |
@multi
you just made me fall off my chair. |
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| 21 Sep 2013 08:51 PM |
| I almost died from a heart attack when my brother, James, said my puppy passed away, when he lied. |
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| 21 Sep 2013 09:19 PM |
| I once murdered a child and almost got caught |
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| 21 Sep 2013 09:22 PM |
| a taxi driving 60 mph in a parking lot almost hit me |
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| 21 Sep 2013 09:23 PM |
| I almost puked many times. |
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