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| 17 Sep 2013 09:48 PM |
So the other day I was playing ROBLOX in the morning. It was the second week of sixth grade. Now, normally around 7:15, my mom comes into my room to tell me to go to the bus. This morning, she never walked in. Now, when I play ROBLOX, I lose track of time. So I was playing and playing ROBLOX. I finally looked at the clock. 12:38? HOLY SHNIZ! Me being the stupid 6th grader I am, I ran outside to check for the bus. It wasn't here! Instinctively, I wind sprint to my garage and do the only thing I know how to do. I run in and grab my razor scooter and cruise down the road nearing the speed of sound. Somebody yelled at me "YOU CAN'T ESCAPE!" I thought nothing of it and continued.
Now, I was a sight to see. I was wearing a Blood on the Dance Floor shirt stained with sweat and I had on basketball shorts because they're comfortable. I was going to school super fast. I finally dash into school and run straight to whatever math class 6th graders do. I burst in through the doors and something seems...awry. The room seemed more...rectangular. I thought nothing of it and slowly walked to my desk. I sit through that boring ass math class and go straight to the library to play some ROBLOX (it's lunch). I immediately hacked the school wifi to play since ROBLOX is blocked. Now, I saw something strange. There was a hot babe playing ROBLOX next to me. Boy, I was excited. So I joined her game and immediately began to flirt with her. I eventually told her I was sitting by the computer next to her. We began talking. However, something was weird about her. Her hair was...going through her hat. Whatever. I ignored this obvious break in the laws of physics and proceeded to invite her to the back part of the library.
We start kissing really hard and stuff. I started saying bad words to let her know I'm the man. I even stuck up my middle finger once or twice because man. It gets more passionate. Finally, she turns around and says "I've got a surprise for you". When she turned back around, I literally saw the face of Satan himself. It was John Shedletsky! He says "YOU CAN'T ESCAPE!" I immediately began running and screaming. The whole school was made out of blocks! On my way out of school, I punched one of those blocky monsters in the face. Everything was loud. The only thing I could hear is "HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY" and the school started to change colors. I fell down and went flopping around everywhere. I couldn't escape.
ROBLOX is love
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| 17 Sep 2013 09:53 PM |
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| 17 Sep 2013 09:55 PM |
| Idiot, roblox didn't ruin your life. YOU ruined your own life. It was YOUR choice to play roblox. Roblox did not FORCE you to play it, so you ruined your OWN life. Not roblox. Idiot kid. |
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| 17 Sep 2013 09:55 PM |
| lol wat this must be ur dream |
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| 17 Sep 2013 09:59 PM |
lolwut?
Be who you want to be, not what the world wants you to be, because in the end your unique personality defines the way you succeed. -Jokerkid5898 |
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| 17 Sep 2013 10:05 PM |
| it was ur lucid dream again, hon. |
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| 17 Sep 2013 10:07 PM |
roblox is the most powerful drug
also you were wearing a blood on the dance floor shirt, you deserve to have your life ruined |
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| 17 Sep 2013 10:08 PM |
so like what were you on and where can i get it |
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| 17 Sep 2013 10:09 PM |
| I stopped reading once I saw "Blood on the Dance Floor" |
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gamma2244
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| 17 Sep 2013 10:12 PM |
I share what Metal stated. Tell us your supplier.
[:Pantsu Legion, High Admiral Kallun:] |
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| 17 Sep 2013 10:13 PM |
| I didn't choose ROBLOX life, it chose me. |
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| 17 Sep 2013 10:16 PM |
I stopped reading around the "It was the second week of sixth grade." area.
Lol
Sixth grader playing Roblox.
Bahahaha.
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| 17 Sep 2013 10:17 PM |
Lol
I read the whole thing just lmfao
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| 17 Sep 2013 10:21 PM |
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5hfYJsQAhl0
"A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice." (Add 8357 to post count - Connorking88) |
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| 19 Sep 2013 03:56 PM |
lolwat
"Age is just a NUMBER, maturity is a CHOICE" Pfft, not just saying that since I'm 12, pffftt. |
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| 19 Sep 2013 03:57 PM |
I read the whole thing, it was brilliant and creative along with additional comedy.
"Only one thing is immortal inside us all; stupidity." -ImperatorZaron |
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| 19 Sep 2013 04:00 PM |
| @Imperator thank you Ill make sure to write once I find my dealer again. |
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