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| 17 Sep 2013 02:11 PM |
> be sleeping > alarm clock has autism > no alarm > wake up > 7:30 > have to be at school at 8:00 > bus usually comes at 7:35 > oh shhh > put clothes superfast > skip breakfast > no shower > no toothbrushing > stuff books and random paper inside bookbag > 7:34 > run down the street > school bus is there > start yelling > bus doesnt hear me > drives away > cursewords.exe > have to run to school > 30 minutes away > start to run > sweating all over > losing breath > see the school > almost there > the bus drives past me > im soaking wet in sweat > some girls are taking photos of me and laughing > cant stand the embarassment > pockets are gurgling > feel spaghetti run down my legs > my khakis are stained in tomato sauce > cant go to school like this > walk of shame > shoes make a sqwish-sqwash noise as i walk > tomato sauce on my legs is turning cold > my mom already left for work by the time i get home > she says shes 45 minutes away, and needs to do something > sit on the doorway, in full view of everyone, covered in spaghetti > just cry for the next 6 hours, soaked in spaghetti sauce |
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| 17 Sep 2013 02:14 PM |
| you need to either carry around a spare change of pants, or get pants with no pockets |
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Borowng
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| 17 Sep 2013 02:14 PM |
>there's a knock at the door >open the door get on the floor everyone walk the dinosaur |
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| 17 Sep 2013 02:15 PM |
>dinosaur is walking >spaghetti falls out of dinosaurs mouth |
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Borowng
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| 17 Sep 2013 02:16 PM |
>the dinosaur mauls me in the face >the dinosaur is a bear |
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| 17 Sep 2013 02:18 PM |
>the bear takes off its head >actually a mask >spaghetti floods the earth from the bear |
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Joshter99
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| 17 Sep 2013 03:30 PM |
>dinosaur rage >move to bel-air |
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| 17 Sep 2013 03:30 PM |
oh my freaking god how do you miss the bus
my ot level is [4] | http://www.roblox.com/Forum/ShowPost.aspx?PostID=113018299 |
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| 17 Sep 2013 03:31 PM |
- Now the Dinosaur is livin with his aunte and uncle in Bel-Air.
- Why Am I Here? - |
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| 17 Sep 2013 03:33 PM |
| this is why you dont put your lunch in your pockets |
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| 17 Sep 2013 03:34 PM |
| I was really expecting a 'open the door get on the floor everybody walk the dinosaur' |
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