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| 10 Sep 2013 06:39 PM |
Well Screw you, its got nothing on mine. My mom practically kicked my ass out of the house before I hit 13, and I never even met my dad. My only friend till I was 10 was the prick next door who was always beating me up and telling me I wasn't worth anything. Its not like I even had a choice, the town had like 9 something people living there, I kid you not. My entire adolescence was just moving around from place trying to get along with people who didn't even want me.
You think that's the worst? My only friend was an Asian guy in his thirties or something, who only kept me around because it might help him get advances from women, if you catch my fling. The only perk was that I also got to hang around with this cute ginger chick, she was flat, sure, but damn she was a total nymph.
But dear god the bane of my existence was this adult couple I could NOT seem to avoid. You know these types of couples that are absolutely sickening, like they wear matching outfits and finish each other's sentence? Yeah, they were creepers, and they had a cat, which was at least twice as annoying as they were, I swear this thing would never shut up.
Like I said, I ended up moving from town to town getting into fights with kids my other age, even adults from time to time.
The only thing that kept me going was my dream to be a pokemon master. |
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| 10 Sep 2013 06:40 PM |
Ok?
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| 10 Sep 2013 06:40 PM |
tl:dr kid got kicked out of house before 13 got into a lot of fights and wants to be a pokemon master
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| 10 Sep 2013 06:41 PM |
| Nice copy and paste my good sir. A fine show. 9/10.. |
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| 10 Sep 2013 07:11 PM |
Well, you got nothing on mine
When I was 5, I did a 360 no scope and turned 13 |
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| 10 Sep 2013 07:12 PM |
Hmm I can't see anything about video games hm...OH WAIT at the bottom!
YOU NOOB |
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| 10 Sep 2013 07:17 PM |
Well Screw you, its got nothing on mine. My mom practically kicked my ass out of the house before I hit 13, beginning your pokemon journey and I never even met my dad. My only friend till I was 10 was the prick next door who was always beating me up and telling me I wasn't worth anything. gary Its not like I even had a choice, the town had like 9 something people living there, I kid you not. pallet My entire adolescence was just moving around from place trying to get along with people who didn't even want me. ash You think that's the worst? My only friend was an Asian guy in his thirties or something, who only kept me around because it might help him get advances from women, if you catch my fling. brock The only perk was that I also got to hang around with this cute ginger chick, she was flat, sure, but damn she was a total nymph. misty But dear god the bane of my existence was this adult couple I could NOT seem to avoid.
jesse and james You know these types of couples that are absolutely sickening, like they wear matching outfits and finish each other's sentence? Jesse and James Yeah, they were |
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| 10 Sep 2013 07:20 PM |
"dream to be a pokemon master"
I want to be the very best that no one ever was
Felicitations, malefactors! I am endeavoring to misappropriate the formulary for the preparation of affordable comestibles! Who will join me?! |
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| 10 Sep 2013 07:21 PM |
@live
don't forget Meowth(that's a name!)
Felicitations, malefactors! I am endeavoring to misappropriate the formulary for the preparation of affordable comestibles! Who will join me?! |
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| 10 Sep 2013 07:24 PM |
pokemon kanto and johto anime in a nutshell
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| 10 Sep 2013 07:25 PM |
Well, I don't care, its got nothing on mine. My mom practically loves getting me out the door and I never want to meet my dad again. My only friend till I was 4 was the guy next door who was always beating me at video games because I wasn't worth anything. Its not like I was, the town had like 9001 something people living there, I kid you not. My entire adolescence was just trying to shun out people who didn't even want me.
You think that's the worst? My only friend was a guy! Yeah yolo.
But dear god the bane of my existence was this adult couple I could NOT seem to kill. You know these types of couples that are absolutely sickening, like they wear matching outfits and finish each other's paragraphs? Yeah, they were creepers, and they blew up.
Like I said, I ended up moving from town to town, looking in the trash cans. It is fun, Try it! I found a Garbador and caught it.
And then I failed at becoming a pokemon master. The end :D |
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| 10 Sep 2013 07:25 PM |
I wanna be the very best Like no one ever was To catch them is my real test To train them is my cause
I will travel across the land Searching far and wide Each Pokemon to understand The power that's inside
Pokemon, its you and me I know it?s my destiny Pokemon, oh, you're my best friend In a world we must defend [| From: http://www.elyrics.net |] Pokemon, a heart so true Our courage will pull us through
You teach me and I'll teach you Pokemon, gotta catch 'em all
Every challenge along the way With courage I will face I will battle every day To claim my rightful place
Come with me, the time is right There's no better team Arm in arm we'll win the fight It's always been our dream copypaste
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