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AmorVincitOmnia is not online. AmorVincitOmnia
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09 Sep 2013 11:02 PM
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ProblemOfficers is not online. ProblemOfficers
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09 Sep 2013 11:06 PM
I licked a razor once and cut all of my mouth.
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CaptainCommunist is not online. CaptainCommunist
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09 Sep 2013 11:18 PM
So, you shaved half of your lip.
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rute99 is online. rute99
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09 Sep 2013 11:20 PM
@cap are you proud of your name?
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10 Sep 2013 12:25 AM
@Rute, why wouldn't he be?
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Butterfluff is not online. Butterfluff
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10 Sep 2013 12:37 AM
i don't...

nvm.
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10 Sep 2013 06:02 AM
wikipedia.org/wiki/Pedro_II_of_Brazil
you don't need to shave to look good
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xcalibur is not online. xcalibur
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10 Sep 2013 07:06 AM
Sorry, but my beard is the only barrier protecting us from the accursed demon that wrecked the entire world centuries ago, now sealed and passed on to our family members to prevent it from causing further destruction.

One shave is all it takes to doom the planet.
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10 Sep 2013 07:07 AM
Sorry, but my beard is the only barrier protecting us from the accursed demon that wrecked the entire world centuries ago, now sealed and passed on to our family members to prevent it from causing further destruction.

How do you pass on a beard?
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xcalibur is not online. xcalibur
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10 Sep 2013 07:15 AM
How do you pass on a beard

First, you have to meditate from 3 months and smack your forehead atop a can of pepsi
Then, you must travel to the Himalayas and re-enact temple run with the nearest Walmart
THEN, with your stolen goods, you must barter with the bank to accept them as a trade for a million dollars
AND THEN, you must perform 50 rituals of mind-numbingly painful trials, all of which having you die and resurrected
ANNNNDDD THEN, you must learn the ways of a ninja of the Hougoha Village, cutting fruits and making milkshakes that is considered the epitome of efficiency.. and deliciousness
AND FINALLY, the previous beard holder must smack his beard upon your chin, upon which case the impact must cause enough to create a catastrophic Earthquake that would devastate thousands of people's lives, as the souls of these deceased men shall be used as sacrifices for the beard god to hear our prayers and finalize the transferal, where the beard has then been finally passed on to you, letting you the privilege of basking on the glory of holding the Great Gloriously Glorious Beard Of Epic Demon Sealing, which is +Infinity to your masculinity and charisma.
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ChevroletFord is not online. ChevroletFord
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10 Sep 2013 07:27 AM
My pedo-stache is amazing.

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