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| 09 Sep 2013 11:06 PM |
| I licked a razor once and cut all of my mouth. |
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| 09 Sep 2013 11:18 PM |
| So, you shaved half of your lip. |
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rute99
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| 09 Sep 2013 11:20 PM |
@cap are you proud of your name?
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| 10 Sep 2013 12:25 AM |
| @Rute, why wouldn't he be? |
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| 10 Sep 2013 06:02 AM |
wikipedia.org/wiki/Pedro_II_of_Brazil you don't need to shave to look good |
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xcalibur
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| 10 Sep 2013 07:06 AM |
Sorry, but my beard is the only barrier protecting us from the accursed demon that wrecked the entire world centuries ago, now sealed and passed on to our family members to prevent it from causing further destruction.
One shave is all it takes to doom the planet. |
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| 10 Sep 2013 07:07 AM |
Sorry, but my beard is the only barrier protecting us from the accursed demon that wrecked the entire world centuries ago, now sealed and passed on to our family members to prevent it from causing further destruction.
How do you pass on a beard? |
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xcalibur
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| 10 Sep 2013 07:15 AM |
How do you pass on a beard
First, you have to meditate from 3 months and smack your forehead atop a can of pepsi Then, you must travel to the Himalayas and re-enact temple run with the nearest Walmart THEN, with your stolen goods, you must barter with the bank to accept them as a trade for a million dollars AND THEN, you must perform 50 rituals of mind-numbingly painful trials, all of which having you die and resurrected ANNNNDDD THEN, you must learn the ways of a ninja of the Hougoha Village, cutting fruits and making milkshakes that is considered the epitome of efficiency.. and deliciousness AND FINALLY, the previous beard holder must smack his beard upon your chin, upon which case the impact must cause enough to create a catastrophic Earthquake that would devastate thousands of people's lives, as the souls of these deceased men shall be used as sacrifices for the beard god to hear our prayers and finalize the transferal, where the beard has then been finally passed on to you, letting you the privilege of basking on the glory of holding the Great Gloriously Glorious Beard Of Epic Demon Sealing, which is +Infinity to your masculinity and charisma. |
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| 10 Sep 2013 07:27 AM |
My pedo-stache is amazing.
♫If you hear me, let me know...♫ |
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