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| 08 Sep 2013 09:52 AM |
The Old Lady
One day at a shopping mall in the afternoon, a woman was coming out of the mall from a shopping spree. She was in a happy mood. She had gotten to her car and loaded her stuff that she had bought into her trunk. When she was done loading, she shut the door of her trunk and she saw an old lady standing by the passenger side of her car.
The old woman said “Would you be a darling and give me a lift home? I don’t have a car and I was walking all day.” The woman said “I’d be happy to.” So she unlocked the door for the old woman. As she started to make her way around the car to the driver’s side, she started to feel uncomfortable. So when she got in the car, she looked in her purse and said “Darn, I can’t find my credit card. I’m going inside to see if anybody found it.” The old woman said “I’ll wait for you here.”
The woman left to go look for help. Then she found a security guard and told him the situation. They went back to the woman’s car and the passenger door was wide open. On the seat of the car was a shopping bag that the old woman had been carrying. Inside of the bag was the old woman’s dress and a gray haired wig, along with a huge butcher’s knife, a video camera, and a roll of duct tape. |
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ROBOMEEPY
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| 08 Sep 2013 09:53 AM |
| hey there's monsters in your closet |
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Irspai
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| 08 Sep 2013 10:03 AM |
| those feels when u create a non-scary story |
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| 08 Sep 2013 10:05 AM |
| ehh... should've renamed it to Creepy. Is it creepy? It's sort of creepy. It won't make you stay up at night, but it IS a creepy story, right? RIGHT? AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA |
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Irspai
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| 08 Sep 2013 10:08 AM |
| ya, do u get all the men irl?? |
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| 08 Sep 2013 10:09 AM |
| I don't know, the weather's pretty hot here, but right now my body temperature is pretty cool right now. |
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| 08 Sep 2013 10:10 AM |
| Do I get men in real life? I don't know, I'm just starting to become a teenager. |
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keeganlee
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| 08 Sep 2013 10:10 AM |
| It ain't scary when its text. |
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| 08 Sep 2013 10:11 AM |
| But... but... what about visualization? D: |
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| 08 Sep 2013 10:13 AM |
| And, and, the whole concept that the woman would've been in a trap, causing her to become brutally mutilated by a person dressed up as an old lady? What if the next random oldy lady you meet was like that? Isn't that eerie? Wouldn't that bring a chill down your spine? D: |
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| 08 Sep 2013 10:19 AM |
| turquoize wanna talk more i'm 14 |
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| 08 Sep 2013 10:26 AM |
| Of course I would like to date on an online virtual game meant for playing games and building on and socializing on, and not for stupid online dating long distance stranger relationships, with you. The person who literally asked on an online kid's/teen's game, if I was hot in real life. |
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| 08 Sep 2013 10:33 AM |
| omg perfect!! lets meet at mcdonalds |
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