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| 02 Sep 2013 08:07 PM |
You are literally the only thing in existence.
...So uh, what now? There's a whole lot of nothing. At all. Well, let's not get ahead of ourselves. You're rather important being the only thing ever, and as such, it's necessary to get a good a description of you. |
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| 02 Sep 2013 08:13 PM |
| I am a giant pure white spider, except for the black hourglass on my back and my red eight eyes. I am usually seen hanging from my web. |
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| 02 Sep 2013 08:16 PM |
| Do you have a title? Some people prefer "Lord" or "Queen" or "Can we just get on to the smashing?" But some people are a bit more...Humble. |
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| 02 Sep 2013 08:44 PM |
| Of course, Lord...Er...Uh...Is that just "The Lord?" |
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| 02 Sep 2013 08:47 PM |
Yes! I am The Lord and nothing less! |
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| 02 Sep 2013 08:47 PM |
Of course, The Lord!
So...Now what? |
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| 02 Sep 2013 08:50 PM |
I wish to create a universe! One that expands slowly over time! |
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| 02 Sep 2013 08:55 PM |
| How? I find that your explanation might say a lot about you. |
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| 02 Sep 2013 08:59 PM |
Oh. Uh. I create a giant web of heat that shall circle my entire universe! I make sure the web can expand without breaking, to make room for my expanding universe! |
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| 02 Sep 2013 09:01 PM |
| You spin your web, and with it the universe. Very slowly. Very, very slowly. Slooowwwwwllllyyyy. |
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| 02 Sep 2013 09:06 PM |
I spin my web faster! We must have this universe done in six days!
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| 02 Sep 2013 09:12 PM |
| You spin long, hard, and fast! Eventually, you get to a point where the web will expand by itself with ample room already. |
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| 03 Sep 2013 03:59 PM |
Good, good. Now, I must create a cradle for civilisation and all creation. I will to life a giant, blank, white cube |
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| 05 Sep 2013 05:15 PM |
I will the cube to turn yellow, spreading light throughout my slowly expanding universe. Now, I need to create a suitable place to live for the mortals. I create a green creature with a hard shell. I shall call this creature a turtle. It is a very large turtle, and half of its shell is cut out, and an orb like object is placed in it. This orb shall be known as a Planet, and will hold all my mortal play things. |
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| 05 Sep 2013 06:06 PM |
| The world turtle!!!1111one11! |
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| 06 Sep 2013 05:36 AM |
(someone's been reading discworld)
What's in the orb? |
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| 07 Sep 2013 04:37 PM |
The orb has three layers inside of it. There is a core of pure fire that shall heat up the planet. Then there is a layer of rock to prevent the fire from completely burning the orb. And then there's the crust where all my mortal playthings will roam around. |
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| 07 Sep 2013 09:53 PM |
| Yeah, that's an orb, alright. It's an orb. Yep. Can confirm. |
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| 08 Sep 2013 10:02 AM |
I must now place a suitable area for my mortal playthings to live on! The entire orb's surface will be water, with small pieces of land spread out that sway and move. Oo, also gravity. Yes yes, we must have gravity. I also want miniature versions of myself to run around on my planet as proof of my existence! |
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| 08 Sep 2013 10:06 AM |
| The mini yous run around on your planet as proof of your existence, running around, screaming, and becoming depressed. Turns out being a miniature version of you means inheriting your mind as well, so they're all panicking about their loss of control. |
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| 08 Sep 2013 10:10 AM |
Oh.. I remove the mini-me's and shall instead have rainbows and sweets to prove my existence! |
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| 08 Sep 2013 10:11 AM |
| You violently murder all of the mini yous, replacing them with rainbows and sweets. Now your subjects will know exactly what kind of god you are! Very clever. |
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| 08 Sep 2013 10:24 AM |
Yes yes! Now I shall populate the world with multi-coloured beings that shall be known as humans. I also want the fact that they are different colours to be the result of multiple wars later! |
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| 08 Sep 2013 10:27 AM |
| You make some brown people, some tan people, some white people, some slightly less brown people, and some yellow people. The brown and tan people band together and take most of the white people's territories. You can't help but think they had it coming. |
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