jiaan
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| 08 Sep 2013 06:59 AM |
TWAS A DARK AND STORMY NIGHT O' LONDON IN THE UK. WALKING, I WAS, AFTER PILLAGING A LAMP POST FER THE MIGHTY LIZARD CACTUS PIRATE CREW. YEARS SEEMED TO HAVE PASSED SINCE I WAS OUT OVER THE SEA ON ME MIGHTY STEEL WARSHIP.
THE STREETS WERE LIT ONLY BY THE STARS, AND THERE HE STOOD. A LANDLUBBER LAWMAN BY THE NAME O' BLOXMAN1202. ME LANDLUBBER LUBBERHEAD UNDERLING WHOS NAME ELUDES ME AND I APPROACHED THE LAWMAN, PREPARED TO ENGAGE IN A SPAR OF WORDPLAY AND SONG!
BEFUTTLED, HE SEEMED, BY OUR STATURE. 'TIS A LIZARD CACTUS PIRATE AND HIS LANDLUBBER LUBBERHEAD UNDERLING, THOUGHT HE! AND TWAS INDEED! AND SO WE SPOKE. HE PONDERED, AS IT HAPPENED, OUR INCARCERATION. "Um so should i arrest you," HE BLATANTLY STATED, IN VIEW OF GOD HIMSELF. AND YAR, THE FOOL WENT BACK, HIS COURAGE WANING. HE HAD NO REASON, STATED HE! SO I GAVE HIM ONE. AN INSULT SO DARK, SO PIERCING, THAT IT WAS FIT EVEN FOR THE KING OF ENGLAND.
YOUR MOTHER WAS A HAMSTER AND YOUR FATHER SMELT OF ELDERBERRIES.
ENRAGED, HE STRUCK OUT WITH HIS MAGICAL TELEPORTATION WAND, AND I FOUND MYSELF IN THE BRIG WITH THE LANDLUBBER LUBBERHEAD UNDERLING AND A MAN WHO APPEARED TO BE SUPERMAN.
NOW I SIT ALONE, YO-HO-HOING SO ONLY THE WALLS MAY HEAR MY JOY. FOR A LIZARD CACTUS PIRATE'S LIFE 'TIS! |
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Starify
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| 08 Sep 2013 07:03 AM |
tl;dr
★ [ TSC Imperator Starify ] ★ |
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JG13579
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| 08 Sep 2013 07:03 AM |
nice song
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lilkinney
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| 08 Sep 2013 07:05 AM |
| I WAS DER ME MATEY. FOR STEALING A POLICE CAR AND ROLLING IT OVER. |
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jiaan
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| 08 Sep 2013 07:06 AM |
| TIS THE SUPERMAN, YAR. THE LANDLUBBING BANDIT. WERE YE NOT SUCH A LANDLUBBER, TWOULD BE A GREAT DAY TO PILLAGE WITH YE. |
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jiaan
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| 08 Sep 2013 07:12 AM |
YO HO HO AND A FIDDLE DE DE, YOU ARE A LIZARD CACTUS PIRATE!
REMEMBER, YE ARENT.
ONLY I AM A LIZARD CACTUS PIRATE. |
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Distect
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| 08 Sep 2013 07:13 AM |
| if you want my attention then put it on youtube with u singin' it |
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jiaan
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| 08 Sep 2013 07:15 AM |
YAR, SOMEDAY I SHALL.
FIRST, I MUST PLUNDER ME A MIC.
THEN I MUST PLUNDER THE PATIENCE.
AND THEN... AYE, NO, THAT'D BE ALL I NEED. |
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