Zimitri
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| Joined: 01 Nov 2011 |
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| 06 Nov 2011 06:23 PM |
Make A Funny Joke, Story, Chat Log, Anything Thats Funny!
Example Of A Joke: The Noob Says "Don8 2 Me!" The Popular Guy Smacks The Noob *Brakes Apart*
Example Of A Story: I Woke Up One Morning With A FR Of A Noob lol, So I Took Meh Sowards & You Really Wanted To Smack That Noob *If You Smack It Yu Get One Million Robux :D* I Walked To The Noob, You Have Lost Connection To The Game... NOOOOOOOO! The End P.S: lol
Example Of A Chat Log:
Noob: don8t 2 me! Telamon: No... Noob: L4L4L4L4L4 Telamon: *Reports Noob* Noob: FUOEHYT&*OHET&*T%H$&*T%HE*FH&EY&*TYE&*$ Telamon: OMG SOMEONE HACKED!!! Telamon: JFGU*EHT*&ERHT*&ET*ERTHYR&*THYR&*THYR Noob: mak t stp! FUIHDEF*&YRT*&EHYT*&EHT&*RYT&*ERTYE&*THY Hacker: Sorry My DSL Was Smoking Telamon: Errrr... Sick Of Hackers Now Im Going To [Content Deleted]!!!!!! Noob: anywy don8t s i ca UGIHET*&EYT&*EYUT*&YT&*Y%T! The End!
If You Love A Persons Joke They Made Say This To Reply To Their Joke
@'Playername' lol
Hope You Come Up With Funny Jokes :3 |
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1756
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| Joined: 15 Jun 2011 |
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| 06 Nov 2011 06:32 PM |
Me: Hi Telamon: Hello. Wanna sword fight? Me: I don't have the time. Telamon: Why? Me: I have to go to a meeting. Telamon: Bye then! *Telamon gets his sword out and kills you* Me: What was that for? Telamon: Stuff. Me: Fries chicken? :P Telamon: Yes, that and stuff.
Yes, I know mine wasn't the best. |
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Zimitri
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| Joined: 01 Nov 2011 |
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| 06 Nov 2011 06:53 PM |
Zimitri: This Is Madnes! Spartan: Mandess? THIS IS LEEROY JECKNEZ Zimitri: No Its Sparta Spartan: Ok Take 2 THIS IS SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS Zimitri: WHAT THE FREAK! ITS SPARTA Sparta: Ok Take 3 THIS IS ROBLOX Zimitri: OMG *2 Hours Later* Zimitri: Take 189 o_O Spartan: Madness? THIS IS DONATE TO ME! Zimitri: OMG! Have You Seen 300? Spartan: Yes Why? Zimitri: Have You Seen The Part When They Say "THIS IS SPARTA" Spartan: Yes Zimitri: Say That Part!!!! Spartan: Ok THIS IS SPPPPPPPPPPPPPAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTTTAN! Zimitri: *Wacks The Spartan* I Wasted 29 Hours Of My Time O.o |
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| 06 Nov 2011 08:11 PM |
| The stick had to stick around in the mall. |
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| 06 Nov 2011 08:20 PM |
dart dart dart (starts playing Cosmic mario theme in backround) Dart dart dart dart dart daaaaaaaaart dart dar dar dart daaaaaaaaaaaaart dart daaaart da da dart da da da da daaaaaaart da da da dada da da da dada da da da dart dart dar dar daaaaaaaaaaaaaaart daart Spartan : This. is. DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAART (Comes with a free cosmic mario to ruin your life!) Random ad : Buy bloxflakes for exremely High prices! Santa : I got some elves in my tree Sonic : Who cares? (Transforms into creeper) SSSSSSSSSsssssssssssss(BOOM) santa : Now i have to repay For my new Elve tree ornaments! They all broke from that! Random ad : Buy bloxflakes and THEN we will Fix santas ornaments! Random guy : Thats why there so high in prices... Random dude : "Does the funky chicken" "throws apples at TV" "Static"
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Zimitri
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neongoo51
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| Joined: 12 May 2009 |
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| 07 Nov 2011 12:44 AM |
Noob: Wats IDK meen???222??2? Me: I don't know. Noob: WAT!!!11! I ASK 9001 PEOPEL AND STILL DON'T KNOW!!!!11! Me: But I'm being liter- Noob: WELL WATS BRB MEEN DEN!!11!1!!!??222? Me: Be right back. Noob: NUUUU!1!!!1!1!!11!! Y U HAV 2 GO NAO!!!11!111!!! Me: But that's what BRB- Noob: EYE ASK LATR OK!!!1111!!11!1!! Me: (Sigh)(Shoots noob with rocket launcher) |
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| 07 Nov 2011 01:23 AM |
@neon
lol, reminds me of Abbot and Costello's "Who's on first?" story |
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| 07 Nov 2011 08:43 AM |
| That yam has to go in his 'Yamaha'. |
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neongoo51
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| Joined: 12 May 2009 |
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| 07 Nov 2011 08:45 AM |
Telamon: Welcome to Telamon's fried chicken, what do you want? Me: I never wanted to buy anything! Telamon: Sorry, we don't have that. Me: (Sigh) I was just trying to say something... Telamon: Welcome to Telamon's fried chicken, what do you want? Me: DO I HAVE TO!?!? Telamon: Sorry, we don't have that. Me: Stop talking and listen to me! OR ELSE... Telamon: Welcome to Telamon's fired chicken, what do you want? Me: ALRIGHT, YOU ASKED FOR IT. (Punches Telamon) Telamon: So...KRRZHT...rry, we...KRRZHT...dooooo...KRRZHT...n't have...KRRZHT...thaaaat...KRRZHT... Me: Want some more!? (Punches Telamon again) Telamon: Wel...KRRZHT...come to...KRRZHT...Welco...KRRZHT...me toooooo...KRRZHT... Me: Wait a minute... (Cuts some of the Telamon(Which is actually a mechanic copy of Telamon)'s cables off) Telamon: ...KRRZHT...KRRZHT...KRRZHT...KRRZHT... Telamon: WELCOMETOTELAMONSFRIEDCHICKENWHATDOYOUWANT!?!?!? Me: O_o' (Cuts off some more cables) Telamon: Weeeeeelcooooooomeeeeee toooooo... KRRZHT KRRZHT KRRZHT KRRZHT KRRZHT!!! Telamon: ERROR FOUND. THE SPEECH SYSTEMS ARE MALFUNCTIONING. SELFDESTRUCTION SEQUENCE INITIATED. 10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1... Me: Uh oh... (Mechanical Telamon explodes) Me: (Notices note and picks it up) Note: We are currently testing mechanical Telamons. If they malfunction, please call [ Insert random phone number here ]. Me: (Sigh) Why didn't I see that!? |
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| 07 Nov 2011 10:06 AM |
Buy "static" NOMNOMONMONMNOMNOMNONM"Static"For extremly high "static" ONOMNOMNOMNONMOMNOMNOMNMNONMONMONMONMON! Fred : Just keep clicking buttons....just keep"static"ONMONMNOMNOMNONMONMONMNOMNOMNNO "Funky chicken dance"NOMOMNONMONMNOMNOMNOMNON "Telamon is killing poeple" Hey whos the new guy? Darth vader : LET THE THING BEGIN! Dart dart dart "Starts playing Dr.octagonupus blaaaargh sparta remix in backround" DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAART DART DART D D D DAAAAAAAAAAAAAART D A R T DAAAAAAAAAAAAAA R T D-----D--------DAR-----DART!!!!! DART DART DART -----D A R T-----DART DART!"Static" "Plane crashes into roblox towers" Telamon : "Looks over at builderman" You gonna pay for that?"Static"Doh! "static" ONMNOMNOMNONMNOMNOMNOMO! |
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Marvelz
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| Joined: 17 Mar 2009 |
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| 07 Nov 2011 02:35 PM |
Me: So... Those fries look good. Fat N00BL37: YAH 7H3R3S 0V3R 900000000000000000 Me: I only see two. Did you invent a secret invisibility machine!? FAT N00BL37: N0 U Me: No I didn`t! FAT N00BL37: D0N8 PL0X Me: No! And you ate 900000000000000000 French Fries! NARB.
Just a thing I thought up of. |
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| 07 Nov 2011 02:49 PM |
Left 4 dead 2 joke The survivors,at a camp,Ellis sitting on a dead tank telling a story Ellis:I pretay about the time when i broke my legs (Later) Ellis:I pretay about the time when we made fireworks (Later again) Ellis:I pretay about the time- Nick:Hey,why dont you tell us about the time you shut up? _____________________ ROFLMAO |
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Zimitri
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| Joined: 01 Nov 2011 |
| Total Posts: 175 |
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| 07 Nov 2011 05:07 PM |
Telamon: Did you know we have a new staff member? RobloTim: Nope, who is the new guy working for us? Telamon: Justin Beiber RobloxTim: O_O *Creepy Music* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Telamon: *Smacks RobloTim* RobloTim: Ok... Justin....Beiber Right this way.. grrr JustinBeiber: Ok *Walks In The Office* RobloTim: Enjoy Justin Beiber: Ok Thx RobloTim :D RobloTim: Just Do Your Job >_> *RobloTim Walks To His Office & Gets Online* RobloTim: Im gonna ban Justin Beiber >:] Telamon: What The Heck?! WHAT ARE YOU DOING??!!! RobloTim: Ugh... (0_0<0_0>0_0<) KIBBY DANCE Telamon: ok.... RobloTim: *bans justin beiber* Justin Beiber: :3 *BANNED* WHAT THE FREAK!!! Justin Beiber: TELAMON!!!!! Telamon: What O: Justin Beiber: SOMEONE BANNED ME!!! I QUIT!!! Telamon: O_O *Creepy Music* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Justin Beiber: *Smacks Telamon* Telamon: fffffffffffffff!! [Content Deleted]!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! RobloTim: Finaly No More Creepy People :3 Telamon: We have a new staff member! RobloTim: Ok lets see who it is.. Telamon: Dayren! RobloTim: O_O *Creepy Music* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Dayren: *Smacks RobloTim* Dont Start With Me Or I'll Hack! THE END |
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| 07 Nov 2011 05:20 PM |
Spartan: THIS....IS......SPARTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The screen focuses on a billboard and a cow grazing. Billboard: Welcome to Sparta, Wisconsin. Have A Nice Day!
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1756
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| Joined: 15 Jun 2011 |
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| 07 Nov 2011 07:42 PM |
Me: La la la... Laaaa! Ah... What's this? Thing: You're so BIG! Don't eat me, I don't taste good! Me: He does look pretty tasty... Thing: No, don't do it! Me: I'll have him for dinner. Thing: NOOOOOOO! Me: *Looks closely at the thing* Thing: I MUST NOT BE EATEN! *Jumps up and down* Me: Whoa, simmer down! *The thing accidentaly knocks down a potion bottle, it spreads around the floor and touches me* Me: *Stands up straight* I AM UNDER YOUR COMMAND SIR. Thing: Now stand back. Me: *Takes a small step* Thing: Back more. Me: *Takes another small step away* Thing: One more "back" there... |
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| 08 Nov 2011 09:15 AM |
I'm in bed.
Bed: "I've got you covered." |
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Zimitri
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| Joined: 01 Nov 2011 |
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| 15 Nov 2011 12:52 AM |
Come On, This Forum Is Fixing To Get Old
Keep Making Funny Jokes So My Forum Will Have A Gold Star :3 |
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neongoo51
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| Joined: 12 May 2009 |
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| 07 Sep 2013 12:21 PM |
This was a good old thread.
Of course, it was comedy gOLD.
``Just wasting some space in your thread´´ |
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gladoxia
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| Joined: 01 Nov 2008 |
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| 07 Sep 2013 12:59 PM |
A noob was spawnkilling people. He was wearing an outfit which looked like nuts. Just a bunch of nuts on every side of every body part but the head. A victim said: "Dude, you're nuts!" ... Okay, it isn't funny, but I really couldn't find anything more funny. |
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Jennameow
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| Joined: 22 Apr 2011 |
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| 07 Sep 2013 02:31 PM |
| If it's tourist season why can't we hunt them? Also... Can you yell MOVIE! In a crowded fire station? Sigh... Questions never to be answered Tsk Tsk. |
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Cboehme
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| Joined: 01 Dec 2009 |
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| 07 Sep 2013 03:10 PM |
| Some kids were cruisin in their car at 130-40 mph, and they got stopped by a cop, who said (quite sarcastically): "Son, can I see your pilot's license?", then the driver handed him his pilot's license, the cop's jaw dropped, and he walked away red faced, no ticket. |
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