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filthadelphia is not online. filthadelphia
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06 Sep 2013 11:29 PM
Age 5-10 - Youth league football
Age 11-14 - Youth league football
Age 15-18 - High school football
_____________________________
NEXT LEVEL OF LIFE*
Age 19-22 - College football
Age 19-50 - Plumber
NEXT LEVEL OF LIFE**
Age 23-33 - NFL
______________________________
NEXT LEVEL OF LIFE
Retire and drink iced tea on your
porch for the rest of your life,
training your kids to go through
the same cycle that you and all
kids in the South go through.

* and ** indicate the occurrence of a Southerner being good enough to play college and/or professional ball.
Usually there is about a 1% chance of this happening and everyone who fails to make it at this level works as a plumber in a town no one's ever heard of for the rest of their life, forcing their children to go through the same cycle.

If you're a girl, then you're trained to be a cheerleader and to date the most successful football player and leech off of his success and money.
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123yonnd is not online. 123yonnd
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06 Sep 2013 11:30 PM
Pretty accurate.
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RunninRebel is not online. RunninRebel
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06 Sep 2013 11:34 PM
My sister didnt date a football player.
My uncle didnt play football
There's one plumber in my town and he didnt play football
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filthadelphia is not online. filthadelphia
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06 Sep 2013 11:34 PM
But you don't live in the South sooo...
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RunninRebel is not online. RunninRebel
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06 Sep 2013 11:35 PM
And in the south they bang their sister soo
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filthadelphia is not online. filthadelphia
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06 Sep 2013 11:37 PM
True
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123yonnd is not online. 123yonnd
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06 Sep 2013 11:38 PM
That is a fact.
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perrandude is not online. perrandude
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06 Sep 2013 11:42 PM
LMFAO
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skinygig is not online. skinygig
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07 Sep 2013 12:04 AM
Are u sure?
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AlonzoMourning is not online. AlonzoMourning
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07 Sep 2013 12:08 AM
Yes, it's a act. Half of my town is made up of Broussards.
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