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| 06 Sep 2013 11:29 PM |
Age 5-10 - Youth league football Age 11-14 - Youth league football Age 15-18 - High school football _____________________________ NEXT LEVEL OF LIFE* Age 19-22 - College football Age 19-50 - Plumber NEXT LEVEL OF LIFE** Age 23-33 - NFL ______________________________ NEXT LEVEL OF LIFE Retire and drink iced tea on your porch for the rest of your life, training your kids to go through the same cycle that you and all kids in the South go through.
* and ** indicate the occurrence of a Southerner being good enough to play college and/or professional ball. Usually there is about a 1% chance of this happening and everyone who fails to make it at this level works as a plumber in a town no one's ever heard of for the rest of their life, forcing their children to go through the same cycle.
If you're a girl, then you're trained to be a cheerleader and to date the most successful football player and leech off of his success and money. |
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123yonnd
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| 06 Sep 2013 11:34 PM |
My sister didnt date a football player. My uncle didnt play football There's one plumber in my town and he didnt play football
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| 06 Sep 2013 11:34 PM |
| But you don't live in the South sooo... |
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| 06 Sep 2013 11:35 PM |
| And in the south they bang their sister soo |
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123yonnd
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skinygig
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| 07 Sep 2013 12:08 AM |
| Yes, it's a act. Half of my town is made up of Broussards. |
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