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DeadDemon959 is not online. DeadDemon959
Joined: 29 Dec 2009
Total Posts: 2969
02 Sep 2013 08:14 PM
pls help sum1

im goin 2 a hi school and hurd deres gunna be babes

can som1 tell me how 2 get them naked





Vaktus loves me

VAK doesn't
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matt8010 is not online. matt8010
Joined: 29 Mar 2009
Total Posts: 1387
02 Sep 2013 08:14 PM
well i suggest you don't look at the hotties and focus on schoolwork


WTF am i saying
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sgtsweetness is not online. sgtsweetness
Joined: 30 Nov 2010
Total Posts: 5923
02 Sep 2013 08:14 PM
push her onto the ground


there u go
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igoing2win is not online. igoing2win
Joined: 26 Apr 2009
Total Posts: 13908
02 Sep 2013 08:15 PM
O.K. This is how it goes. You get an orangutan. I’m not talking a monkey
or some dancing chimp , I mean a legit orangutan. Don’t ask me how
you’re gonna get an orangutan that’s not my problem. So the orangutan’s
name is Clyde. This is non-negotiable, all orangutans are named Clyde.
I don’t know why this is, it’s just how the world works. So you and Clyde become man (and ape) about town. You’re seen everywhere together, you make the scene. You and friends
go out in big groups. You talk loud, you laugh louder. Every time you
say something witty you high-five the orangutan. The town begins to
buzz. It gets back to her. “Did you know the guy with the orangutan?”
“You used to date the guy with the orangutan?” “Why would you break up
with a guy with an orangutan?” Next thing you know she’s calling.

“I’m hoping we can still be friends. Wanna hang out sometime?” “Geez I dunno, me and Clyde were going to a monster truck race tonight. (Orangutans love
monster trucks) In fact the whole social calendar seems kinda full. I
tell you what, I’ll make a little note (what was your name again?) and
maybe I can squeeze you in.” “Oh, well you know my number so don’t be a
stra-” “Hey look at the time! I gotta skate, Clyde’s making Mojitos’.”

At this point the upper hand is yours. You can let her twist in the wind; you can draw her back into your life at the pace you decide. Whatever, it’s your life. But if you’re a smart man?
You slowly phase her back in. You’re IM’ng. You’re talking on Live. You
get invited to family functions. You bring Clyde, he becomes like one
of the family. You’re one big Brady Bunch..
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Speedycub100 is not online. Speedycub100
Joined: 26 Jul 2011
Total Posts: 6630
02 Sep 2013 08:15 PM
@sgt
best advice ever

im batman and you're all jokers
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BunnyGuy122 is not online. BunnyGuy122
Joined: 10 Dec 2010
Total Posts: 6777
02 Sep 2013 08:15 PM
do get them
you go away from the forums
for about
maybe
forever

"I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds."-J. Robert Oppenheimer
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Profucious is not online. Profucious
Joined: 28 May 2012
Total Posts: 6087
02 Sep 2013 08:15 PM
put tobasco up your butt hole
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sgtsweetness is not online. sgtsweetness
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02 Sep 2013 08:15 PM
of course, anytime
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diglet8 is not online. diglet8
Joined: 16 Sep 2008
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02 Sep 2013 08:16 PM
What tehnoob is trying to say is;

Slap a ho

Sinister fridge
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fireman658 is not online. fireman658
Joined: 28 Jan 2010
Total Posts: 4755
02 Sep 2013 08:19 PM
put a toilet paper in your men area

watch the magic happen


SALAM.
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superflarpflarp is not online. superflarpflarp
Joined: 03 Mar 2012
Total Posts: 14306
02 Sep 2013 08:21 PM
show off your ballpark hotdog to the wimmin and they be like

omg

*attaches to hotdog*
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RetardedDuck3D is not online. RetardedDuck3D
Joined: 24 Sep 2011
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02 Sep 2013 08:22 PM
make a bag of smarties into powder then sniff them up your nose
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ArchLatios is not online. ArchLatios
Joined: 29 Dec 2012
Total Posts: 4464
02 Sep 2013 08:23 PM
ok. highschool girls = idiots.

do your work first if you really want to pass hs.
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WereWolf07 is not online. WereWolf07
Joined: 07 Jan 2011
Total Posts: 44030
02 Sep 2013 08:27 PM
say u have money
but first things first,
if u go to my hs, imma steal yo girl hahaha jk
GO FOR DA BIG BUT FOR DA BIG MELONS AND U GO IN THEIR PANTS OK? ur done, but if u r an annoying freshman u gettin jumped k!? im a sophmore d:

join bubble butt! http://www.roblox.com/My/Groups.aspx?gid=946652
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DeadDemon959 is not online. DeadDemon959
Joined: 29 Dec 2009
Total Posts: 2969
02 Sep 2013 08:31 PM
thx for advice

imma get plenty of booty this year!
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sgtsweetness is not online. sgtsweetness
Joined: 30 Nov 2010
Total Posts: 5923
02 Sep 2013 08:31 PM
push her onto the ground


there u go
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blockdude522 is not online. blockdude522
Joined: 03 Aug 2010
Total Posts: 3732
02 Sep 2013 08:32 PM
pay them

works every time ;)
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DeadDemon959 is not online. DeadDemon959
Joined: 29 Dec 2009
Total Posts: 2969
02 Sep 2013 08:33 PM
@sgt

last time i tried that some blue doofis tazered me
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icvdude is not online. icvdude
Joined: 21 Jan 2010
Total Posts: 2088
02 Sep 2013 08:33 PM
you can pay them for some fun
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