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| 02 Sep 2013 08:14 PM |
pls help sum1
im goin 2 a hi school and hurd deres gunna be babes
can som1 tell me how 2 get them naked
Vaktus loves me
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matt8010
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| 02 Sep 2013 08:14 PM |
well i suggest you don't look at the hotties and focus on schoolwork
WTF am i saying |
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| 02 Sep 2013 08:14 PM |
push her onto the ground
there u go |
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| 02 Sep 2013 08:15 PM |
O.K. This is how it goes. You get an orangutan. I’m not talking a monkey or some dancing chimp , I mean a legit orangutan. Don’t ask me how you’re gonna get an orangutan that’s not my problem. So the orangutan’s name is Clyde. This is non-negotiable, all orangutans are named Clyde. I don’t know why this is, it’s just how the world works. So you and Clyde become man (and ape) about town. You’re seen everywhere together, you make the scene. You and friends go out in big groups. You talk loud, you laugh louder. Every time you say something witty you high-five the orangutan. The town begins to buzz. It gets back to her. “Did you know the guy with the orangutan?” “You used to date the guy with the orangutan?” “Why would you break up with a guy with an orangutan?” Next thing you know she’s calling.
“I’m hoping we can still be friends. Wanna hang out sometime?” “Geez I dunno, me and Clyde were going to a monster truck race tonight. (Orangutans love monster trucks) In fact the whole social calendar seems kinda full. I tell you what, I’ll make a little note (what was your name again?) and maybe I can squeeze you in.” “Oh, well you know my number so don’t be a stra-” “Hey look at the time! I gotta skate, Clyde’s making Mojitos’.”
At this point the upper hand is yours. You can let her twist in the wind; you can draw her back into your life at the pace you decide. Whatever, it’s your life. But if you’re a smart man? You slowly phase her back in. You’re IM’ng. You’re talking on Live. You get invited to family functions. You bring Clyde, he becomes like one of the family. You’re one big Brady Bunch.. |
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| 02 Sep 2013 08:15 PM |
@sgt best advice ever
im batman and you're all jokers |
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| 02 Sep 2013 08:15 PM |
do get them you go away from the forums for about maybe forever
"I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds."-J. Robert Oppenheimer |
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| 02 Sep 2013 08:15 PM |
| put tobasco up your butt hole |
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diglet8
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| 02 Sep 2013 08:16 PM |
What tehnoob is trying to say is;
Slap a ho
Sinister fridge |
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| 02 Sep 2013 08:19 PM |
put a toilet paper in your men area
watch the magic happen
SALAM. |
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| 02 Sep 2013 08:21 PM |
show off your ballpark hotdog to the wimmin and they be like
omg
*attaches to hotdog* |
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| 02 Sep 2013 08:22 PM |
| make a bag of smarties into powder then sniff them up your nose |
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| 02 Sep 2013 08:23 PM |
ok. highschool girls = idiots.
do your work first if you really want to pass hs. |
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| 02 Sep 2013 08:27 PM |
say u have money but first things first, if u go to my hs, imma steal yo girl hahaha jk GO FOR DA BIG BUT FOR DA BIG MELONS AND U GO IN THEIR PANTS OK? ur done, but if u r an annoying freshman u gettin jumped k!? im a sophmore d:
join bubble butt! http://www.roblox.com/My/Groups.aspx?gid=946652 |
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| 02 Sep 2013 08:31 PM |
thx for advice
imma get plenty of booty this year! |
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| 02 Sep 2013 08:31 PM |
push her onto the ground
there u go
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| 02 Sep 2013 08:32 PM |
pay them
works every time ;) |
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| 02 Sep 2013 08:33 PM |
@sgt
last time i tried that some blue doofis tazered me |
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icvdude
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| 02 Sep 2013 08:33 PM |
| you can pay them for some fun |
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