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| 31 Aug 2013 11:33 PM |
| Richie was sitting alone in his house just playing his Playstation. He got bored of the repetitive Call of Duty gameplay, and decided to go and do something else. Nobody in his neighborhood wanted to play with him. Richie went back inside. He plopped down on his couch with his head on one end and his feet on the other. His parents weren't home so he couldn't go anywhere. He turned on the TV and watched Tosh.0 for a half of an hour. He then thought to himself, "Damn, this day is so boring!" Richie turned off the TV and went up to his room. He decided he would just try to lie down and just sleep away the day. He was tossing and turning under his sheets when he saw his Hatsune Miku cardboard cutout in the corner of his room. Richie had a new idea. Richie went downstairs and got two slices of ham and two Tic Tacs. He also got some Elmer's glue. He went back upstairs into his room and glued the ham slices on both of Hatsune Miku's busts. He then put tiny dabs of glue on the center of the ham slices. This was where he placed the Tic Tacs. Richie laid the cardboard cutout on his bed and he pretended that he was groping the real Hatsune Miku. He then thought to himself that something was missing. He finally thought of what was missing. Richie went downstairs and got one of his father's power drills. He marched back upstairs and drilled a tiny hole right into Hatsune Miku's frontal pelvic region. Richie began to lick inside the hole. He decided that since nobody would be home for a little while, he would get a little adventurous. Richie stuck his dong right into Miku's new hole. Richie slowly started going in and out of the hole, with speed steadily increasing. The cardboard hurt him, but Richie's hormones would power over the pain. He was soon aggressively thrusting into the cardboard cutout. Richie was going too fast for himself. He then came a whole 3 ounces. Richie was so content with himself at that moment. He then laid back down into his bed with his sheets which were now stained with a grayish-white color after he put Miku back up into the corner of his room. Suddenly, Richie heard a car pull-up in front of his house. The car was owned by his mother. "No, not now, I havn't cleaned up yet!" Richie tried to put back all of the items he used to make his fantasy come true, but he couldn't do it in time. His mother walked into the door and asked Richie what he was doing with his cardboard cutout. He was at a loss of words. She saw the grayish stained Miku and she walked Richie up to his room. She then saw his sheets as well. "Richie, I don't even know what to say. What would your father say? I don't even know if I should ground you for this..." Richie knew that his mom was disappointed in him. He said under his breath, "You just don't understand me." Richie's mother stared him down and smacked him. "How dare you talk to me that way? Have you no respect for your own mother?! That's it, I'm sending you to boarding school. Don't even talk to me. I will be glad when you are gone, you sicko." Richie knew that his life was over. He knew that things would never be the same. What was it all worth? A climax inside a Hatsune Miku cardboard cutout? Richie never lived as happily he did when he achieved his fantasy. |
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| 31 Aug 2013 11:34 PM |
and this is why locks were invented
=Narwhal Fuhrer Aikai= |
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