timpookie
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| 31 Aug 2013 06:47 AM |
You've been created
Name: Sire Appearance: N/A God of Temporal Shenanigans Worshipped by no one in particular |
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| 31 Aug 2013 07:06 AM |
I've been created? Contemplate what created me, and take stock of current "mind power" in supply. |
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timpookie
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| 31 Aug 2013 07:08 AM |
| You're at half mind power, because you wasted most of it trying to figure out what created you. |
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| 31 Aug 2013 07:13 AM |
Hm, yes, better make it a point to go back in time later when I become more powerful and create myself, which would make sense, seeing I am the god of Temporal Shenanigans and whatnot.
I start weaving, slowly, and surely, reality, time, and space. |
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timpookie
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| 31 Aug 2013 07:15 AM |
You create those temporal shenanigans.
Now what? |
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| 31 Aug 2013 07:21 AM |
Well, firstly, I should make some rules and laws that reality must abide by, but writing such a thing would task my mind greatly, so.
I time steal my future self's Law's of Time, Space, Reality, and Law. |
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timpookie
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| 31 Aug 2013 07:24 AM |
Yeah, about that...
There is no future you yet, because you haven't created time yet. Sorry for the paradox. |
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| 31 Aug 2013 07:26 AM |
Wait a minute, didn't I bloody make time already? I remember weaving it, along with space, and reality?! Darnit Divine Narrator, I'm the one that does the confusing around here! |
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timpookie
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| 31 Aug 2013 07:28 AM |
| So sorry great lord of Temperal Shenanigans! You haven't set up the rules of spacetime yet! |
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| 31 Aug 2013 07:30 AM |
Oh, right rules, sorry. I create the Laws of Reality, Space, Time, and Laws, then immediately sending it to my past self. |
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timpookie
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| 31 Aug 2013 07:32 AM |
| Your past self receives those laws, causing you to need not create them in the first place. Seeing as you had no need of creating those laws, your past self didn't receive them, et cetera, paradox, whatever. |
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| 31 Aug 2013 07:40 AM |
Screw it, I'll just make these laws a thing that has always existed, ever. You know, a universal constant, no matter what time, space, reality, thread, there is always this, in whatever shape or form. Whatever, just have it done...
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| 31 Aug 2013 07:42 AM |
| It'll be done by yesterday! Err... Not anymore, now that the universal constants are in place. |
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| 31 Aug 2013 07:46 AM |
Eh, close enough.
I then start to create a red sun, and temporarily call it "The Red Sun". |
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| 31 Aug 2013 08:17 AM |
| I then create a planet made of dirt, and place it at an agreeable distance from the sun. |
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| 31 Aug 2013 08:24 AM |
Easy! It's um.... ehm.... eh... erh...
Ah screw it, I invent dirt, and the concept of it. |
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timpookie
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| 31 Aug 2013 08:25 AM |
| Done. What do you do with the concept of dirt? |
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| 31 Aug 2013 08:31 AM |
Nothing, because it is just a concept, and idea that isn't really an object, but is actually an object.... Huh... Ugh, well it's just a very abstract thing alright?
I start create gasses, which I fill the planet with. The gasses get attached to the planet, due to gravity, which is a concept I made when I wrote the Laws of Reality, Time, and Space, which form atmospheres. |
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| 31 Aug 2013 08:32 AM |
| Fair enough. I see no loopholes there. |
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CapRex213
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| 31 Aug 2013 08:33 AM |
| (Where is the main thread for this?) |
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| 31 Aug 2013 08:34 AM |
| Timpookie, are you paying attention to the party you're in? :P |
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