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| 28 Aug 2013 04:04 AM |
Soap Mactavish got up from his humble sleeping bag and walked to the small opening in the wall used as a window, he then placed his right hand on the wall and looked at the list of people who thought he was REALLY REALLY REALLY cool, he then walked over to his gunwall and flipped the switch as a board flew open and provided a 100 desert eagles and 10000 barret 50 cals, he was a 70 year quickscoper veteran and knew all the ropes to pwning noobs.
He then proceeded to take a poop in a dish and then go back to bed, because nobody likes work
He dreamed of all his fangirls lining up and providing gifts, because he's so awesome
~CAPS IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL~ |
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| 28 Aug 2013 04:18 AM |
He wokeup from his dream, and began posting pictures of himself on Instagram and Facebook, and began bashing anyone that didn't like his status (Including Deltreise)
~Malevolence at it's finest~ |
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| 28 Aug 2013 05:38 AM |
((Bump)) Soap began sniping deltreise and deltreise clones while doing sweettttt matrix dives ((SICK AIR MAN))
He knew what he had to do...
KILL ALL THE DELTREISE'S 1/100
~Malevolence at it's finest~ |
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| 28 Aug 2013 05:50 AM |
Carrying on, people.
Don't stare it's rude, Thomas |
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| 28 Aug 2013 10:38 AM |
Soap brought up his favorite quickscope sniper which was gold and had his clantag (LERN2SNIP3Z) etched into it, alerted by the new person's entry
He thought this person's edginess was going to cut through him like a knife through butter
~Malevolence at it's finest~ |
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LNG257
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| 28 Aug 2013 12:28 PM |
| What is this again? Is this supposed to be a roleplay? Or a story about some idiot soldier sniping people who have no idea what to do and really should be helped rather than shot? |
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| 28 Aug 2013 07:06 PM |
Mother of god, thought Soap! There's another person too edgy for him, ready to cut straight through him like a knife in butter
Why is everyone so edgy here!?!? Thought Soap
~Malevolence at it's finest~ |
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| 28 Aug 2013 07:11 PM |
| What is this? Modern Warfare 4? |
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| 28 Aug 2013 07:12 PM |
Gasp! Another one?
Who left the knife box open, again? thought Soap
~Malevolence at it's finest~ |
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LNG257
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| 28 Aug 2013 07:24 PM |
| No really, is this a roleplay or a story of an internet freak? |
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