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| 26 Aug 2013 10:01 PM |
Well... One time when I was milking the cow, I pulled the cows utters really hard and made like this huge stream of milk and I shot it at some kid. the kid was allergic to dairy and he got really sick... and I told his parents my sister did it.
did you know that cows can get swollen bags if you don't milk them? Its mandatory to milk cows, or they could get a swollen bag |
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Xiord
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| 26 Aug 2013 10:01 PM |
| and then the skeletons inside the kids stomach attacked you |
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pluspower
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| 26 Aug 2013 10:02 PM |
| lol, cows utters are like so soft you just want to lick them. |
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iHyraphax
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miaharper
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| 26 Aug 2013 10:06 PM |
| Sounds like my entire childhood in a few sentences |
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kitty234
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| 26 Aug 2013 10:06 PM |
| Did you know that OP is a lying bag? You squeeze the udder to milk them, not pull like you see on TV. I live in a farming family so I know. |
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miaharper
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| 26 Aug 2013 10:07 PM |
@kitty She swallowed thumb tacks so dont expect her to know the difference |
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kitty234
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| 26 Aug 2013 10:09 PM |
> kitty Does it really matter? Its a joke, not mean't to be taken literal. |
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kitty234
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| 26 Aug 2013 10:12 PM |
>kitty ITS A JOKE. I know how you milk a cow, I wasn't giving intructions on how to get milk from a cow, I was telling a JOKE. People like you piss me off, they take everything literal and when someone makes a simple mistake they go bonkers calling them names and insults. GET OVER IT. |
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kitty234
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| 26 Aug 2013 10:13 PM |
>go bonkers Lelelelelelelel Stay mad. |
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| 26 Aug 2013 10:14 PM |
| Piss off. I hate when people can't take a joke, it just makes them look like a buffoon in front of people. And calling me a lying bag was extreme, and I am not in the mood to fight, so piss off and good day. |
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| 26 Aug 2013 10:17 PM |
| No offense but you were a buffoon for blaming your sis. |
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kitty234
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| 26 Aug 2013 10:32 PM |
>Hurr Hurr you take things literally. Me no like you pee off Ishiggity diggity |
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