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Re: I WROTE A STORY ABOUT SAUS AND WEINMANJ

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KingsGambit is not online. KingsGambit
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22 Aug 2013 09:49 PM
LET US BEGIN
The rain beat against the windowpanes, tapping on the glass with a continuous, irritating rapping. It was a stormy night; the wind was howling outside, whistling around the eaves of the cabin. Inside though, the room was warm and snug. A fire crackled merrily, throwing dancing patterns of light on the walls. Weinmanj sat firmly ensconced in his big armchair, darning socks – at the moment though, his hands were still. He looked dubiously at the eager rt'er in front of him.

"Yeh're too small, Saus," he explained. "I'd rip yeh open."

"Saus stretches, sir!" the rt'er said breathlessly. "Please, sir, Saus wants you to!"

Weinmanj studied him, musing to himself. "A tiny mite like yerself an' a 'alf giant like me? Nah…Saus, why d'yeh want t' do this so bad?"
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weinmanj is not online. weinmanj
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22 Aug 2013 09:49 PM
DONT YOU DARE

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Irspai is not online. Irspai
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22 Aug 2013 09:50 PM
the night ursaring and wein bang
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weinmanj is not online. weinmanj
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22 Aug 2013 09:50 PM
STOP STO PSTOP TSOP STOPTSOPSTOP STOP
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KingsGambit is not online. KingsGambit
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22 Aug 2013 09:51 PM
CONTINUED
Saus's eyes filled with tears of joy. "Thank you, sir, thank you! Saus has been so lonely…" He hastened to comply, turning around and presenting Weinmanj with a bare posterior. Weinmanj groaned at the sight; it confirmed his worst fears. Screwing Saus was going to be a bit like trying to ram a baseball bat through the eye of a needle. A limp baseball bat, he corrected silently, looking down at his flaccid member.
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22 Aug 2013 09:51 PM
weinmanj's bonus
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manic344 is not online. manic344
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22 Aug 2013 09:51 PM
Hot.

Do more please.

SLAP ME THRICE AND HAND TO ME MAMA
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Irspai is not online. Irspai
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22 Aug 2013 09:51 PM
oh my
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KingsGambit is not online. KingsGambit
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22 Aug 2013 09:52 PM
CONTINUED
He couldn't remember ever being less aroused; did it suffice to say that he simply wasn't an rt'er person? He looked at Saus again, considering. Even given that he could somehow fit in the rt'er, how was he to go about it? Did he stick it in the rt'er, or was it more like sticking the rt'er on his junk? Saus was still waiting patiently; meanwhile, the prospect of doing it with him was growing more and more unappetizing. And suppose he did get hurt? The last thing Weinmanj wanted was to be found in his cabin, junk smeared with bits Saus. The more he thought about it, the more convinced he became that this was not a good idea.
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KingsGambit is not online. KingsGambit
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22 Aug 2013 09:54 PM
CONTINUED
"Er, Saus?" Weinmanj said hesitantly. The rt'er was shivering in anticipation.

"Please, sir, Saus is not afraid!" he squeaked.

Helplessly, Weinmanj mopped at the sweat beading on his brow. He didn't want to let Saus down, but the rt'er was just too small! Even one of his fingers would be a lot for him –

Weinmanj opened his hand and looked at the five digits. His finger! He had found the solution to his dilemma. Distasteful as it was, it was better than the alternatives, which would leave Saus heartbroken or seriously injured. He knelt down by the rt'er, grabbing a bottle of lotion and smearing it on his forefinger.
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22 Aug 2013 09:55 PM
STOPPPPPP
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22 Aug 2013 09:56 PM
CONTINUED
"All righ', Saus," he said dryly. "Keep yer eyes shut, okay?"

"Yes, sir," Saus agreed, squeezing his eyes shut tightly. Weinmanj took a deep breath, then slipped his finger into the rt'er.

Saus screamed with pleasure; Weinmanj found that he hadn't been lying – he did stretch. As he moved his finger faster, Saus's breathing quickened and his cries of delight increased.
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KingsGambit is not online. KingsGambit
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22 Aug 2013 09:57 PM
CONTINUED
"Yes, sir, yes, yes, yes! OH!" Weinmanj rolled his eyes and kept pushing his finger in, wanting to get it over with as soon as possible. Finally, the rt'er came, screaming in a paroxysm of joy. As soon as he did, Weinmanj snatched his hand back and lurched out of his cabin into the storm. He went straight to the rain barrel, where he scrubbed at his finger. At last, completely soaked but free of any trace of lotion and Saus's fluids, he staggered back in.
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Jmanfh is not online. Jmanfh
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22 Aug 2013 09:58 PM
didnt know wein was such a poon destroyer
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weinmanj is not online. weinmanj
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22 Aug 2013 09:58 PM
WHEN DOES IT STOP

STOP
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KingsGambit is not online. KingsGambit
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22 Aug 2013 09:58 PM
CONTINUED
The rt'er was gone. The cabin looked exactly the same as it did before Saus had come. Weinmanj breathed a sight of relief and picked up his socks, planning to resume his darning. He sat down in his chair, then lept back up again.

"Europeancow2?" he asked, incredulously. From the depths of the armchair, Europeancow2 emerged, clutching a cheeseburger and hiccuping disconsolately. He peered up at him hopefully.

"Weinmanj sir, Europeancow2 is so lonely…"

THE END
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22 Aug 2013 09:59 PM
lol wein
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KingsGambit is not online. KingsGambit
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22 Aug 2013 09:59 PM
THE RIDE NEVER ENDS
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Irspai is not online. Irspai
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22 Aug 2013 10:00 PM
time for euros bonus junkfoodie!!
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KingsGambit is not online. KingsGambit
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22 Aug 2013 10:01 PM
not junkfoodie
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22 Aug 2013 10:01 PM
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KingPengy is not online. KingPengy
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22 Aug 2013 10:01 PM
@15raw

boot destroyer
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KingsGambit is not online. KingsGambit
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22 Aug 2013 10:02 PM
wein
pls continue doing this
u make rt very happy
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manic344 is not online. manic344
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22 Aug 2013 10:02 PM
Brb saving story.

SLAP ME THRICE AND HAND TO ME MAMA
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weinmanj is not online. weinmanj
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22 Aug 2013 10:02 PM
NO
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