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| 22 Aug 2013 03:16 PM |
The UAF HR dropship was now only 11 miles from their location, above Iron Forces fort, and the high ranks were at the meeting table discussing last minute preparations for the raid. All was going smoothly, until to everyones suprise, Ex General Bbal stepped out of the bathroom. Her hands looked kind of sticky. "Hey bby" said Ignitos. Walking over to him, Bbal appeared to reach down to Ignitos for something, but when she grabbed it, she fondled with for some time. The object grew larger, and it was at that point that the other high ranks realised what was happening. Ignitos was just sitting there, being pleasured by Bbals expert hands, "faster" he screamed.
Bloxman26 walked over to the speech platform, all the high ranks were watching attentively, waiting to see what would happen to the ODing scrubs. "Hand jobs, 50 robux" he proclaimed, "and oral is 100, is this clear?" "Yessir!" exclaimed an excited EmptyBaseplates, as he rushed over to become first in line for Bbals services. ShatteredRealites120 was the only one who didn't join the queue, he just sat there wondering what the fk was going on. He stood up, pulled out his gun, but just before he could fire, Fluxoid came all over him, and he choked on the sticky white substance. " Oops" he said, "it must have been those magic hands"
One by one, the UAF high ranks paid up for their few minutes of pleasure, and soon enough the end of the queue was reached. Stood there was LordDestinede . "How the hell did he get in here?" shouted Sk8TheAce. "Idrc" said Bbal, pulling down his trousers, revealing his one inch wonder for all to see. "It's...so.........small" complained Bbal, "I'll only be able to use 2 fingers for this job" Just then, the pilot Gagan6000 told them that it was time to deploy into the base through the PA. When he received no reply, he switched to autopilot and ran over to the meeting room. He gasped. "I don't remember us painting the walls white..."
-Anonymous UAF Grey Knight |
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| 22 Aug 2013 03:17 PM |
Very nice.
♜ sniper006 says, "i betor b on ur 10k alo" |
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| 22 Aug 2013 03:22 PM |
| TL;DR: UAF Hrs get hand jobs from Bbal and then LordDestined's one inch wonder is exposed to the world. |
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| 22 Aug 2013 03:23 PM |
| What the heck is this crap. Get out. |
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| 22 Aug 2013 03:24 PM |
| This is fine literature at it's best |
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Lucara
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| 22 Aug 2013 03:29 PM |
Sorry Luc, you almost had a mention but I edited a large part out
I would have got an easy Perma |
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| 22 Aug 2013 03:31 PM |
| Sk8, Uhhhhh is like the noise you made around the time you came all over the table in the story |
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| 22 Aug 2013 03:34 PM |
| Obviously Sword Games is a euphemism |
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| 22 Aug 2013 03:38 PM |
Approved.
[UAFGEN] Ignitos / Emperor Ignitos of the Urban Assault Forces Preliators [Add 1266 to my Post Count] |
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| 22 Aug 2013 03:40 PM |
Checked, confirmed, verified, and approved!
Yours Truly. |
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| 22 Aug 2013 03:42 PM |
-Anonymous UAF Grey Knight.
So theres just three options Lego joe willing |
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| 22 Aug 2013 03:50 PM |
Bump
Opinions plox
LordDestined get here nao |
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| 22 Aug 2013 03:51 PM |
"-Anonymous UAF Grey Knight."
No grey knight has grammar as bad as yours.
So to thee I say, liar, fool, and unclean ROBLOXian, you shall be smitten by the almighty hand of exile by the great commander bloxman!
Hail!
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| 22 Aug 2013 03:53 PM |
| @Willing stop arguing with your alternate account. It looks most stupid. |
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| 22 Aug 2013 03:56 PM |
LMAO AHAHA this is why UAF isn't that great anymore |
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