lork
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| 22 Aug 2013 01:15 AM |
Any joke, good clean humor. If you can make me laugh without cursing I'll donate.
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Qeenofpie
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| 22 Aug 2013 01:16 AM |
selena gomez pay up
hello, my name is mamulu. i am 1/16th african. |
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| 22 Aug 2013 01:16 AM |
Q.how do you make seven an even number?
A.take the s out!
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lork
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| 22 Aug 2013 01:16 AM |
Said you have to make me laugh. Not cringe
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| 22 Aug 2013 01:17 AM |
Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I this doesn't rhyme Orange |
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lork
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| 22 Aug 2013 01:17 AM |
Coco is in the lead, I got a good chuckle. Come one, bring out the guffaws.
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Valdreck
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| 22 Aug 2013 01:17 AM |
I'm dubdub and I rub a tub, I'm dub dub and I rub a tub!!!
Yo, Nishan, are you a Fish? Your name Nishan can be 'Fish'an! THERE'S A BLODEH SALMON IN DA CLASS THERE'S A SALMON IN DA CLASS!!
eyeyeyyeyeyey da Nishan joke is rly my friend from rl lol |
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| 22 Aug 2013 01:17 AM |
| Whats Lana del Rey spelled backwards? |
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| 22 Aug 2013 01:18 AM |
Once upon a time,
Egg
The end.
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lork
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| 22 Aug 2013 01:18 AM |
Keep it to jokes, not statements. New requirements: Has to have a punchline.
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Valdreck
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Qeenofpie
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| 22 Aug 2013 01:18 AM |
i didnt even laff at 1 u guis r relly sad |
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| 22 Aug 2013 01:18 AM |
| I have a racist joke but I cant tell it |
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lork
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| 22 Aug 2013 01:19 AM |
@Seth, clean humor only.
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| 22 Aug 2013 01:19 AM |
Q: Why did the boy bring a ladder to school?
A: He wanted to go to high school!
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hatfat121
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| 22 Aug 2013 01:20 AM |
God was fed up. In a crash of thunder he yanked up to Heaven three influential humans: Bill Clinton, Boris Yeltsin and Bill Gates. "The human race is a complete disappointment," God boomed. "You each have one week to prepare your followers for the end of the world." With another crash of thunder they found themselves back on Earth. Clinton immediately called his cabinet. "I have good news and bad news," he announced grimly. "The good news is that there is a god. The bad news is, God's really mad and plans to end the world in a week." In Russia, Yeltsin announced to parliament, "Comrades, I have bad news and worse news. The bad news is that we were wrong: there is a god after all. The worse news is God's mad and is going to end the world in a week." Meanwhile, Bill Gates called a meeting of his top engineers. "I have good news and better news. The good news is that God considers me one of the three most influential men on Earth," he beamed. "The better news is we don't have to fix the bugs in Windows 95."
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2boss4you
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| 22 Aug 2013 01:20 AM |
Q) why did the calf cross the road?
A) to go to the udder side |
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| 22 Aug 2013 01:20 AM |
A prisoner, after many years, is finally released. He runs around yelling, "I'm free! I'm free!" A little kid walks up to him and says, "So what, I'm 4."
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lork
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| 22 Aug 2013 01:21 AM |
Hat takes the lead.
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2boss4you
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| 22 Aug 2013 01:21 AM |
Bob had just learned his abc's and was very scared of doing them in front of the class. The teacher, though, told him that the best way to conquer his fears would be to just go ahead and do it. So, trembling, he stood in front of the class and began. "ABCDEFGHIJLKMNOQRSTUVWXYZ." "Very good, Wilfred. But you forgot the P. Where's the P? "It's running down my leg." |
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lork
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| 22 Aug 2013 01:21 AM |
AND COCO TAKES THE LEAD BACK LOL
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GoobyYus
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| 22 Aug 2013 01:22 AM |
| whats 1+2 i told you to shut up fool |
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2boss4you
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| 22 Aug 2013 01:22 AM |
A graduate with a science degree asks, "Why does it work?" A graduate with an engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" A graduate with an accounting degree asks, "How much it cost?" A graduate with a liberal arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that? |
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| 22 Aug 2013 01:22 AM |
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Answer: because 7, 8, 9
get it seven eat number 9 |
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