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| 21 Aug 2013 08:17 PM |
and i was feelin tired so we went in da elevator (ya instead of automatic stairs)
and i just pushed all the buttons cos i didnt evn care
and then these 3 kids in liek college r like wait wait stop the elevator!!111
so i stop it
the one comes in
looks at me
looks at the buttons
presses them all (evn tho they wer alredy all pressed)
and slowly backed out and ran back to his friends giggling like a 4 year old as he was highfiving others |
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| 21 Aug 2013 08:20 PM |
| thts fine i didnt expect u guys 2 care |
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| 21 Aug 2013 08:21 PM |
haha i like riding elvators at big hotels
one time I was riding it during a wedding or honymoon or whatever it was
and these hot girls got in i was all leik ogm wat do
den dey said hi and i was like "ima say a crappy pick up line for the hell of it"
den i said did u just fart, cuz u blew me away and they all laughed and i got out |
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| 21 Aug 2013 08:23 PM |
the bes pickup line i ever heard was
hey girl, my love for u is like diarrhea
it just keeps flowing out |
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| 21 Aug 2013 08:24 PM |
best one i evar hurd iz
do u work at subway
because u just gave me a footlong |
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| 21 Aug 2013 08:26 PM |
i have some pretty cheesy pick up lines that me and my friend came up with
(they are meant to be bad)
are you a westward explorer? because you just found a path straight to my heart |
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tushie24
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| 21 Aug 2013 08:29 PM |
| if i flip a coin wat r da chansis uf me geting head (; |
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| 21 Aug 2013 08:36 PM |
if u were a booger i'd pick u first
girl did u get that body at mcdonalds? because im lovin it |
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| 21 Aug 2013 08:41 PM |
| do u work 4 ups becus i see u checkn out my package |
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| 21 Aug 2013 08:43 PM |
did you fall from heaven because it looks like you fell flat on your face
but in a good way
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8O55
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| 21 Aug 2013 08:44 PM |
lel
Are your parents aliens ? Girl/Girls: Why?
Because you outta this world. |
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| 22 Aug 2013 01:03 AM |
| Is your last name Gillette because you’re the best a man can get. |
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| 22 Aug 2013 01:03 AM |
| I bet my tongue can beat up your tongue. |
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| 22 Aug 2013 01:04 AM |
| If you were an Oreo you would be double stuffed. |
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| 22 Aug 2013 01:04 AM |
| Have you had a shower lately? You look like a dirty girl. |
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| 22 Aug 2013 01:05 AM |
| Do you want a hot dog to go with those buns? |
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| 22 Aug 2013 01:05 AM |
| I got skittles in my mouth, want to taste the rainbow? |
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hatfat121
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| 22 Aug 2013 01:07 AM |
| If I follow you home; will you keep me? |
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