theplaner
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| 20 Aug 2013 03:37 AM |
This one is not kinky. But just you wait.
Worth the 5 minutes it took to write
Speedo Cops, the novel
By everyone’s favourite Speedo Cop, ThePlaner
Chapter 1
It was a dark, stormy night, I was sitting in my office, reading the morning’s newspaper, sipping on a cold cup-a Joe (He was out intern, we put him in the blender so we could drink him) when in walks this dame, going by the name “Alexa” all-a cryin’ and a wailin’ about some lost love of hers. I tell her to simmer down, and ask her to politely explain to me the predicament of hers, and after clearing my through to get rid of this horrible Film Noire accent, she begs me to take her case. I say sure, anything for a damsel in distress, and she explains to me about her lost love, her one true light in this cold dark world. I ask her to just get to the point and tell me who she’s going on about.
After an hour of back and forth on the issue, she finally gets to the point: Poor girl’s lost her Dog, Darkggod. She explains to me how much the dog means to her, how it’s her last companion in life, while I throw her out the door of the station, and tell her to call the SPCA instead. Satisfied the night’s work was done, I headed to me car for the drive home.
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| 20 Aug 2013 03:38 AM |
only thing that's made me smile today.
thanks speedo cop.
AND I WAS LIKE, "YO DARTHNECRON, I'M COMIN FOR YOUR LOTION HOMIE" |
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theplaner
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| 20 Aug 2013 03:39 AM |
@ Pie
Anytime man. that's my job on C&G, to make people smile |
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| 20 Aug 2013 03:42 AM |
i demand a writing contest! i will make the best story ever |
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theplaner
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| 20 Aug 2013 03:43 AM |
@ Doom You're on, I r best writur |
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theplaner
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| 20 Aug 2013 03:45 AM |
srry alexa im speedo cop, not dog cop
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gamma2244
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| 20 Aug 2013 03:51 AM |
and then in rolled me, on my majestic dragon mobile, screaming "FOR THE PANTSU PATROL!"
//:QUANTUM MARSHAL:\\//:OPTICANT SECURITY BARON:\\ <3 AK-47's |
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theplaner
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theplaner
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| 21 Aug 2013 12:48 AM |
No Sean, shhh You're not welcome in my thread |
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darkggod
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| 21 Aug 2013 12:49 AM |
I'M NO DANG DOG
~VAK Captain Darkggod~ |
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| 21 Aug 2013 12:50 AM |
WHERE AM I YUI D;
~Echo Echo Echo Echo~ |
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theplaner
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| 21 Aug 2013 12:51 AM |
ur in chaper 2 echo
and dark yes u r u follow her like 1 |
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| 21 Aug 2013 12:54 AM |
for some reason, i imagine some guy with batman voice narrating this in black and white
~Echo Echo Echo Echo~ |
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Sniper006
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| 21 Aug 2013 12:57 AM |
No comment.
"Even a broken clock is right twice a day" |
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theplaner
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| 21 Aug 2013 01:05 AM |
@ Echo
ya thats the point
@ Sniper
I have failed you, master
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gamma2244
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| 21 Aug 2013 02:41 AM |
Theplaner,
when am I gonna be put in?
//:QUANTUM MARSHAL:\\//:OPTICANT SECURITY BARON:\\ <3 AK-47's |
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theplaner
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| 21 Aug 2013 05:47 AM |
| when I get off my butt and write more |
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gamma2244
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| 21 Aug 2013 01:45 PM |
ok
//:QUANTUM MARSHAL:\\//:OPTICANT SECURITY BARON:\\ <3 AK-47's |
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ALMEC
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theplaner
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| 09 Sep 2013 06:24 PM |
srry almec u need to be scrubier |
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gamma2244
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| 09 Sep 2013 06:27 PM |
when do i get put in bby?
Pantsu Legion opening soon! |
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