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Re: Speedo Cops story: Chapter 1 (Includes iBurning)

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theplaner is not online. theplaner
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20 Aug 2013 03:37 AM
This one is not kinky. But just you wait.

Worth the 5 minutes it took to write

Speedo Cops, the novel

By everyone’s favourite Speedo Cop, ThePlaner

Chapter 1

It was a dark, stormy night, I was sitting in my office, reading the morning’s newspaper, sipping on a cold cup-a Joe (He was out intern, we put him in the blender so we could drink him) when in walks this dame, going by the name “Alexa” all-a cryin’ and a wailin’ about some lost love of hers. I tell her to simmer down, and ask her to politely explain to me the predicament of hers, and after clearing my through to get rid of this horrible Film Noire accent, she begs me to take her case. I say sure, anything for a damsel in distress, and she explains to me about her lost love, her one true light in this cold dark world. I ask her to just get to the point and tell me who she’s going on about.

After an hour of back and forth on the issue, she finally gets to the point: Poor girl’s lost her Dog, Darkggod. She explains to me how much the dog means to her, how it’s her last companion in life, while I throw her out the door of the station, and tell her to call the SPCA instead. Satisfied the night’s work was done, I headed to me car for the drive home.
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pieman1026 is not online. pieman1026
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20 Aug 2013 03:38 AM
only thing that's made me smile today.

thanks speedo cop.

AND I WAS LIKE, "YO DARTHNECRON, I'M COMIN FOR YOUR LOTION HOMIE"
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theplaner is not online. theplaner
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20 Aug 2013 03:39 AM
@ Pie

Anytime man. that's my job on C&G, to make people smile
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Extreme1001 is online. Extreme1001
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20 Aug 2013 03:40 AM
Made me laugh thanks.
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Shadow8875 is not online. Shadow8875
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20 Aug 2013 03:40 AM
lol'd
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DoomSword99 is not online. DoomSword99
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20 Aug 2013 03:42 AM
i demand a writing contest!
i will make the best story ever
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theplaner is not online. theplaner
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20 Aug 2013 03:43 AM
@ Doom
You're on, I r best writur
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EmpressAlexa is not online. EmpressAlexa
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20 Aug 2013 03:44 AM
Wtfff
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theplaner is not online. theplaner
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20 Aug 2013 03:45 AM
srry alexa
im speedo cop, not dog cop
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gamma2244 is not online. gamma2244
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20 Aug 2013 03:51 AM
and then in rolled me, on my majestic dragon mobile, screaming "FOR THE PANTSU PATROL!"

//:QUANTUM MARSHAL:\\//:OPTICANT SECURITY BARON:\\ <3 AK-47's
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theplaner is not online. theplaner
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21 Aug 2013 12:46 AM
Bump for another timezone
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seanisawesome14 is not online. seanisawesome14
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21 Aug 2013 12:47 AM
What?
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theplaner is not online. theplaner
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21 Aug 2013 12:48 AM
No Sean, shhh
You're not welcome in my thread
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darkggod is not online. darkggod
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21 Aug 2013 12:49 AM
I'M NO DANG DOG

~VAK Captain Darkggod~
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EchoDuplication is not online. EchoDuplication
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21 Aug 2013 12:50 AM
WHERE AM I YUI D;

~Echo Echo Echo Echo~
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theplaner is not online. theplaner
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21 Aug 2013 12:51 AM
ur in chaper 2 echo

and dark yes u r
u follow her like 1
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EchoDuplication is not online. EchoDuplication
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21 Aug 2013 12:54 AM
for some reason, i imagine some guy with batman voice narrating this in black and white

~Echo Echo Echo Echo~
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Sniper006 is not online. Sniper006
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21 Aug 2013 12:57 AM
No comment.

"Even a broken clock is right twice a day"
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theplaner is not online. theplaner
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21 Aug 2013 01:05 AM
@ Echo

ya thats the point

@ Sniper

I have failed you, master
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gamma2244 is not online. gamma2244
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21 Aug 2013 02:41 AM
Theplaner,

when am I gonna be put in?

//:QUANTUM MARSHAL:\\//:OPTICANT SECURITY BARON:\\ <3 AK-47's
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theplaner is not online. theplaner
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21 Aug 2013 05:47 AM
when I get off my butt and write more
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gamma2244 is not online. gamma2244
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21 Aug 2013 01:45 PM
ok

//:QUANTUM MARSHAL:\\//:OPTICANT SECURITY BARON:\\ <3 AK-47's
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ALMEC is not online. ALMEC
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21 Aug 2013 01:46 PM
Am I in the story?
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theplaner is not online. theplaner
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09 Sep 2013 06:24 PM
srry almec
u need to be scrubier
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gamma2244 is not online. gamma2244
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09 Sep 2013 06:27 PM
when do i get put in bby?

Pantsu Legion opening soon!
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