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pluspower is not online. pluspower
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20 Aug 2013 02:00 PM
I'll use the name "Ryan" for anonymous identities sake.

So, over the weekend, Ryan asked his GF for drinking money and she wouldn't give it to him. So what does he do? He takes an axe and chops her car up.

Oh, but this is nothing. One time he filled a shotgun with gunpowder and went up to one of his many GF's he had over the years to get him a drink. She said no, so he pulled the trigger, the gunpowder shot out, and it burnt her face.

Another time, he kicked potatoes up the exhaust pipes of all the police cars in town and then went over to some place and caused a big of ruckus. The police didn't get there for a while, cause all their cars stalled out a couple streets away from the station.

Hell, he even took my dad hostage and they got into a police chase once. So he did something and he freaking got the swat team after him, and the police couldn't find him. My dad heard and he knew where he was, so he drove out there to try to convince Ryan to turn himself in so he wouldn't die. Ryan just got in the car and threatened to kill my dad if he didn't drive. So my dad floored it and the police chased after em. He sped up a hill and the car went airborne over the top. It was like the frikkin Dukes of Hazard. Then the car came crashing down into a snowbank and Ryan made a run for it. But before my dad could do anything, the cops hauled him out of the car and threw him down against the hood of the car, stuck the handcuffs on him, and arrested him. But they found out that he was taken hostage a day later and they let him go.



And this is just one guy. I could get into how my grandfather once picked up a horse and carried it around on his shoulders. Or how they used to shoot each other with BB guns in the woods. Or build rock forts and piss Ryan off, then hide in the rock forts while Ryan threw rocks at them. Or how they used to jump off cliffs into rivers. But those are different stories. This thread is about Ryan and Ryan only.
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AngelCatFromHeaven is not online. AngelCatFromHeaven
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20 Aug 2013 02:02 PM
Kill Ryan
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pluspower is not online. pluspower
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20 Aug 2013 02:03 PM
I've only ever met Ryan once. And that was when I was like...5 or something.
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calao11 is not online. calao11
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20 Aug 2013 02:05 PM
this story was strangely erotic
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JakeBugg is not online. JakeBugg
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20 Aug 2013 02:05 PM
america LOL
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pluspower is not online. pluspower
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20 Aug 2013 02:06 PM
@jake

Actually, Newfoundland Canada.
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JakeBugg is not online. JakeBugg
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20 Aug 2013 02:06 PM
same thing
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pluspower is not online. pluspower
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20 Aug 2013 02:08 PM
@jake

Not really. This is just my family.
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samiam2001 is not online. samiam2001
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20 Aug 2013 02:08 PM
maybe its meloetta

ot party
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JakeBugg is not online. JakeBugg
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20 Aug 2013 02:09 PM
if something like that happened in england it would be all over the news LOL
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pluspower is not online. pluspower
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20 Aug 2013 02:10 PM
@Jake

I don't even think the axe incident made it in the papers. Guess it's just the town it happened it. Not a big town. I mean, I'm freaking related to half the people out there. There's even a street named after my family.
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JakeBugg is not online. JakeBugg
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20 Aug 2013 02:11 PM
do you live on it
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pluspower is not online. pluspower
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20 Aug 2013 02:12 PM
@jake

Nah. I live about 100 km away from it.
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JakeBugg is not online. JakeBugg
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20 Aug 2013 02:12 PM
what's the point in that then
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Serpentslash is not online. Serpentslash
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20 Aug 2013 02:12 PM
Wow.

~ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノ HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN TO YOUヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノ~
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pluspower is not online. pluspower
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20 Aug 2013 02:13 PM
@jake

Cause it's in the town where all my family lives. I don't live near there.
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samiam2001 is not online. samiam2001
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20 Aug 2013 02:14 PM
@pluspower

y u no reply

ot party
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JakeBugg is not online. JakeBugg
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20 Aug 2013 02:14 PM
LOL woah is there a lot of you?!?!
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scaryblack is not online. scaryblack
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20 Aug 2013 02:14 PM
"I've only ever met Ryan once. And that was when I was like...5 or something."
is he your dad or brother or what
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pluspower is not online. pluspower
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20 Aug 2013 02:15 PM
@sam

Couldn't think of anything to say.

@jake

Well, I'm related to half the town out there.

@scary

Nah. Second cousin. But still related.
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JakeBugg is not online. JakeBugg
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20 Aug 2013 02:20 PM
LOL.......................
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scaryblack is not online. scaryblack
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20 Aug 2013 02:27 PM
also

"Oh, but this is nothing. One time he filled a shotgun with gunpowder and went up to one of his many GF's he had over the years to get him a drink. She said no, so he pulled the trigger, the gunpowder shot out, and it burnt her face."

did the girl die
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pluspower is not online. pluspower
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20 Aug 2013 02:29 PM
@scary

Nah. Just got her face burnt.
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pluspower is not online. pluspower
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24 Dec 2016 02:03 PM
UPDATE: Ryan is dead now.
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YouNeedToLiveMore is not online. YouNeedToLiveMore
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24 Dec 2016 02:05 PM
Sounds like a typical Newfie family
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