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| 20 Aug 2013 12:02 PM |
Hello, I am here to spread a new belief to the rest of the world, Fruitology. Fruitology is a new religion stemming from nothing at all, we believe in tolerance, peace and not being hypocritical, unlike the Christian Zealots which plague our society. We believe in the Fruit God, who's favorite food: Fruit, is a gift from the god itself. We stand for equality and being united as one, instead of being separated and arguing for years on end.
The Fruit God's bounty is said to be consumed by all, even though most do not believe in him, he still loves and cares for them by offering his Fruits, which we pick off trees, or the berries off the bushes. We believe in an eternal afterlife of everything you would ever want (A sort of Heaven I guess) for all those who did good in life (or at least gave an honest effort) regardless of religion, and a terrible fate of imprisonment in a realm of black nothingness for an eternity for those who gave no effort to do good in life. That is right, we do not care if you are Atheist, Christian, or Muslim, we all believe if you do good you ascend into a peaceful afterlife no matter your religion, but believing does add extra things to the afterlife, which I will tell you after you join! This differs from a Christians belief where if you do not believe in their exact sect of Christianity, that you would "Go to Hell", even if you did good deeds.
So please! Show that you support the great Fruit God, and become a Fruitologist today! |
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| 20 Aug 2013 12:04 PM |
well obviously a fake religion
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OMG FRUIT GOD IS REEAAAL I SHOULD'VE BELIEVED!1!1
das the power of ferbo engineering http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JHAewy-1aDw&feature=youtu.be |
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| 20 Aug 2013 12:06 PM |
| The Fruit God still loves you, even if you do not believe! |
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| 20 Aug 2013 12:09 PM |
| Actually no, he is in the form of a Peach. |
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| 20 Aug 2013 12:09 PM |
fruit god=Apple≈appie By the transitive property we can estimate appie is god. |
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| 20 Aug 2013 12:10 PM |
@Blargur
is it like a trinity thing and the father is a peach tree, the spirit is the pit of the peach and the son is a peach who had to roll 40 days in a cave without any sunlight? |
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