Fedley
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| Joined: 28 Mar 2013 |
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| 19 Aug 2013 04:39 PM |
| when she tried getting lypo suction, the machine couldn't take all of her fat and exploded |
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| 19 Aug 2013 04:44 PM |
| yo mama is so fat, when she got on the scale, it sayd "one at a time" |
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fellex
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| Joined: 27 May 2008 |
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| 19 Aug 2013 04:45 PM |
| Yo mama so fat she made McDonalds look healthy. |
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| 19 Aug 2013 04:45 PM |
| yo mama so stupid when she saw a school bus she was like IM NOT LETTING THOSE KIDS GET THAT TWINKIE |
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USMCkabar
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| Joined: 21 Oct 2007 |
| Total Posts: 20648 |
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| 19 Aug 2013 04:45 PM |
| You are just a little late with the "yo mama" jokes. |
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| 19 Aug 2013 04:47 PM |
| YO MAMA SO DUMB, SHE BROUGHT A SPOON TO THE SUPER BOWL!!! |
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reg85ALT
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| Joined: 10 Jun 2013 |
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reg85ALT
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| Joined: 10 Jun 2013 |
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| 19 Aug 2013 04:49 PM |
| (on my alt got banned for 3 days) |
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| 19 Aug 2013 04:50 PM |
| YO MAMA SO FAT, THE GOVERNMENT FORCED HER TO WERE A "caution wide turns" SIGN!!! |
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| 19 Aug 2013 04:52 PM |
Yo mama so fat, They made a sign called "Fat person crossing"
Blame John! |
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| 19 Aug 2013 04:52 PM |
| YO MAMA SO FAT, SHE HAD TO BE BAPITISED IN SEA WORLD!!!!! |
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| 19 Aug 2013 04:54 PM |
| Yo mama so fat she jumped in a pool and went "Hey,where did the pool go?" |
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| 19 Aug 2013 04:55 PM |
| YO MAMA SO LAZY, SHE THOUGHT A 2-INCOME FAMILLY IS WHEN YO DADDY HAS 2 JOBS |
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| 19 Aug 2013 04:55 PM |
| Yo mama so fat when she fell out of bed she took the bed with her. |
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| 19 Aug 2013 04:57 PM |
| YO MAMA SO TALL. SHE TRIPPED OVER WALMART STUMBLED OVER KMART AND LANDED RIGHT ON TARGET |
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| 19 Aug 2013 04:58 PM |
Yo mama so stupid she thought people would find old version of these jokes funny. Oh wait,that`s you. |
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| 19 Aug 2013 05:11 PM |
| YO MAMA IS SO SRORT, SHE HANG GLIDES ON DORITOS |
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| 02 Oct 2013 03:59 PM |
| YO MAMA IS SO STUPID SHE GOT HIT BY A PARKED CAR! |
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| 02 Oct 2013 04:01 PM |
| Your mom is so fat, when she died, she broke the stairs to heaven. |
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zamzamin
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| Joined: 26 Jun 2009 |
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| 02 Oct 2013 04:01 PM |
YO MAMA SO FAT.... because shes fat.
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OO OOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOO |
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T90MBT
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| Joined: 09 Jun 2010 |
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| 02 Oct 2013 04:02 PM |
| Yo mam so poor she does drive bys on the bus |
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