lava3321
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| 17 Aug 2013 08:35 PM |
if you own more than 3 call of duty games.
if you actually bought any call of duty games after MW2.
if you call a magazine a 'clip'.
if you think an "ak47" is in any way superior to a modern infantry rifle.
if you ever use the word "knife" as a verb.
if you say the word 'nade' ever.
if you call an AUG an "ogg" (seriously, we dont call the FBI the "fibby" for a reason).
if you call a magazine a 'clip'.
if you have an irrational fear or hatred of shooters other than call of duty (notcrapgameaphobia).
if you actually think black ops was a good game.
if you call a magazine a 'clip'.
if you dont even know the difference between a magazine and clip yet claim to be an expert on the subject.
if you think '.44 magnum' is the name of an actual gun.
if you think weapons with identical ammunition and barrel lengths have wildly varying ballistics.
if you hide behind a cardboard box and wipe the strawberry jam of your face when shot with an M82.
if you call a magazine a 'clip'.
if you think 'task force 141' exists.
if you think that front-line russian soldiers using israeli and american weapons is normal.
if your idea of AI is a yelling russian crouching in the middle of a field shooting at you.
if you cannot distinguish between an M4 carbine and an M4A1.
if you honestly believe call of duty is in any way an accurate representation of combat.
if you call a magazine a 'clip'.
if you ignore the fact that 90% of the guns in black ops did not exist during the time period in the game.
if "acr 6.8" or "pdw45" are in your vocabulary.
if you call a vertical grip just a 'grip'.
if you somehow think that shortening the barrel of a revolver decreases recoil.
if you call a magazine a 'clip'. |
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| 17 Aug 2013 08:37 PM |
| There`s no way this won`t get across. |
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mizzark77
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| 17 Aug 2013 08:38 PM |
TLDR version
if you call a magazine a 'clip'. |
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Dzuheron
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| 17 Aug 2013 08:39 PM |
| I use knife as a verb and I never played CoD nor really seen it nor am I male |
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lava3321
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| 17 Aug 2013 08:41 PM |
I use knife as a verb and I never played CoD nor really seen it nor am I male _________________________________________
is 'stab' not a word to you? |
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immaploxu
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| 17 Aug 2013 08:49 PM |
dictionary. reference. co m/browse/knife
"verb (used with object) 4. to apply a knife to; cut, stab, etc., with a knife.
5. to attempt to defeat or undermine in a secret or underhanded way. " |
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| 17 Aug 2013 08:50 PM |
| I call Vertical grips VGs. |
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| 17 Aug 2013 08:51 PM |
"I use knife as a verb and I never played CoD nor really seen it nor am I male"
but according to the op's logic you're a call of duty fanboy |
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Dzuheron
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| 17 Aug 2013 08:53 PM |
| I don't like them shooterz. |
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| 17 Aug 2013 08:56 PM |
if you own more than 3 call of duty games. I own two.
if you actually bought any call of duty games after MW2. I bought both Black ops games, 1st one was alright, but it broke.
if you call a magazine a 'clip'. I call it a mag
if you think an "ak47" is in any way superior to a modern infantry rifle. No.
if you ever use the word "knife" as a verb. I use shank or stab
if you say the word 'nade' ever. No.
if you call an AUG an "ogg" (seriously, we dont call the FBI the "fibby" for a reason). I'm guilty of this.
if you call a magazine a 'clip'. 2nd time you've said this.
if you have an irrational fear or hatred of shooters other than call of duty (notcrapgameaphobia). No.
if you actually think black ops was a good game. Damn.
if you call a magazine a 'clip'. Mag, again, 3rd time.
if you dont even know the difference between a magazine and clip yet claim to be an expert on the subject. I don't, yet I don't claim to be an expert.
if you think '.44 magnum' is the name of an actual gun. No.
if you think weapons with identical ammunition and barrel lengths have wildly varying ballistics. No.
if you hide behind a cardboard box and wipe the strawberry jam of your face when shot with an M82. WRONG IT'S GRAPE HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!
if you call a magazine a 'clip'. 4th!
if you think 'task force 141' exists. I never really thought about it.
if you think that front-line russian soldiers using israeli and american weapons is normal. No.
if your idea of AI is a yelling russian crouching in the middle of a field shooting at you. Nope.
if you cannot distinguish between an M4 carbine and an M4A1. I never really thought about it but I can distinguish them.
if you honestly believe call of duty is in any way an accurate representation of combat. OH HELLLLLL NO!
if you call a magazine a 'clip'. 5th time? maybe?
if you ignore the fact that 90% of the guns in black ops did not exist during the time period in the game. I know the backstory damnit.
if "acr 6.8" or "pdw45" are in your vocabulary. Acr and pdw are, but not including the numbers.
if you call a vertical grip just a 'grip'. I do playing the game...
if you somehow think that shortening the barrel of a revolver decreases recoil. I never thought that...
if you call a magazine a 'clip'. I've lost count.
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Skellor
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| 17 Aug 2013 08:56 PM |
i don't need to tell
i know |
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| 17 Aug 2013 09:01 PM |
i realize the ak74 isn't superior to military assault rifles
but goddammit they sure look badass, especially when dual-wielded |
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lava3321
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| 17 Aug 2013 09:15 PM |
i realize the ak74 isn't superior to military assault rifles
but goddammit they sure look badass, especially when dual-wielded _________________________________________
so much tryhard too little time |
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| 17 Aug 2013 09:19 PM |
>if you call an AUG an "ogg" (seriously, we dont call the FBI the "fibby" for a reason).
1. lol 2. its the Steyr AUG |
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| 17 Aug 2013 09:19 PM |
"so much tryhard too little time"
how am i trying hard
i don't even like Call of Duty |
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| 17 Aug 2013 09:20 PM |
"if you call a magazine a 'clip'."
this is something only the autistic dudes on gun forums actually care about |
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lava3321
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| 17 Aug 2013 09:21 PM |
1. lol ______________________
/dQkccKT
2. its the Steyr AUG ______________________
you dont say |
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Skellor
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| 17 Aug 2013 09:21 PM |
"this is something only the autistic dudes on gun forums actually care about"
only difference op is female |
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lava3321
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| 17 Aug 2013 09:22 PM |
this is something only the autistic dudes on gun forums actually care about ________________________________________________
if you use the term clip in a gun store you're likely to get asked to leave or at best corrected
its a widely known fact that a clip and a magazine are two completely different things |
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| 17 Aug 2013 09:23 PM |
"only difference op is female"
only women have the rights to post hierarchical bullcrap damnit why could i have been the superior gender? |
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| 17 Aug 2013 09:24 PM |
"if you use the term clip in a gun store you're likely to get asked to leave or at best corrected"
because only those who can deem themselves worthy of owning a firearm can thus own one |
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