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| 17 Aug 2013 01:08 PM |
that she has had soo many jokes made about her, she has a very low self esteem
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| 17 Aug 2013 01:12 PM |
| lol ^ but ur referring to ur mom rite |
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| 17 Aug 2013 01:12 PM |
| Yo momma so stupid, she dropped you at birth |
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CVFX3
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| 17 Aug 2013 01:14 PM |
| Yo momma's so fat and old when God said, "Let there be light," he asked your mother to move out of the way. |
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| 17 Aug 2013 01:14 PM |
| Yo momma is so dumb she put batteries up her butt and said "I got the power!!!" |
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| 17 Aug 2013 01:14 PM |
| Yo momma so stupid, She put a piece of paper on the TV and thought she was watching Paper View |
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CVFX3
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| 17 Aug 2013 01:15 PM |
| Yo momma is so fat that when she went to the beach a whale swam up and sang, "We are family, even though you're fatter than me." |
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| 17 Aug 2013 01:15 PM |
Yo momma so black when she exited the car the oil light turned on
No racist qq
Yo momma so nasty when you asked yo momma what was for dinner She raised her skirt and said crabs |
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| 17 Aug 2013 01:16 PM |
| Yo momma so fat when she wore a red dress outisde, everyone called her Koolaid. |
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| 17 Aug 2013 01:17 PM |
| Yo momma so ugly, when she look outside she got arrested. |
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| 17 Aug 2013 01:17 PM |
Yo momma so tall she's riding the devil and sucking off jesus
AT THE SAME DAMN GIME |
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| 17 Aug 2013 01:17 PM |
| Yo mama so fat she lost her dog and found it 2 hours later in her chin |
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| 17 Aug 2013 01:17 PM |
| Yo momma so fat when she turned around, it was her birthday. |
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| 17 Aug 2013 01:17 PM |
| Yo momma so stupid, she join John's crowbars. |
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| 17 Aug 2013 01:18 PM |
| Yo momma so fat her stomach was a call of duty map. |
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| 17 Aug 2013 01:18 PM |
| Yo momma is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing. |
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| 17 Aug 2013 01:18 PM |
| Yo mama so old when she was told to act her age she DIED |
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| 17 Aug 2013 01:19 PM |
| Yo momma so fat, that when she saw roblox, she thought it was a cereal and ate your computer... |
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| 17 Aug 2013 01:19 PM |
This damn phone
I meant Time
Lemme hop up on my computer
Yo momma so dumb she thought mountain Dew was a real mountain |
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| 17 Aug 2013 01:19 PM |
yo momma so fat that she went on nutrisystem
u wot m8 |
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| 17 Aug 2013 01:20 PM |
| Yo momma so skinny she can Hoola-Hoop around a cherrio. |
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