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| 12 Aug 2013 12:46 PM |
| Man goes to doctor. Says he’s depressed. Says life is harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world. Doctor says, “Treatment is simple. The great clown Pagliacci is in town tonight. Go see him. That should pick you up.” Man bursts into tears. Says, “But doctor… I am Pagliacci.” Good joke. Everybody laugh. Roll on snare drum. Curtains. |
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| 12 Aug 2013 04:54 PM |
| Someone hasn't read Watchmen... |
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| 12 Aug 2013 10:27 PM |
| Har har har very funny velv... |
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rauluss1
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| 13 Aug 2013 03:11 AM |
| Two men are in a bar. First man says: I'll have a H2O. Second man says : I'll have a H2O, too. The second man dies. |
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vladski
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| 13 Aug 2013 05:20 AM |
A man walks into a bar and says "Ow".
(my favourite bar joke) |
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zepher32
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| 13 Aug 2013 01:11 PM |
| A baby seal walks into a club. |
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jason8630
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| 13 Aug 2013 02:44 PM |
| a mexican, a colored guy, and a jew go into a bar, the bartender says "get the fk out." |
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| 14 Aug 2013 04:05 AM |
| Somebody watched WatchMen. |
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