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| 12 Aug 2013 04:13 PM |
[how to not get yelled at for low posts] since u r new and have low posts try to keep a low profile, if someone points out your low posts say to them "Fool, do not judge on posts, judge on intelligence."
DO NOT MAKE YOUR OWN THREADS, THEY ATTRACT ATTENTION
optional: spam on forum games, CAREFUL DO NOT LET ANYONE SEE YOU SPAMMING (u must do this on an account with a join date that is like from 2011 or less, so people dont think ur a botter or spammer)
[1k posts]
now you can start talking a bit more
1. scream "GET OUT LOW POSTER" at anyone who has lower posts than you, if anyone has more posts than you and says "no you get out" ignore them people wont remember it
2. suck up to the cool c&gers with tons of posts
3. in flame wars always say things like this "GET OUT LOSER" "DO U EVEN LIFT" (optional)
still keep a kinda low profile
[2k posts] this is the attention seeking stage so people remember you
1. start talking about foot ball
2. BASH ON EUROPEAN FOOTBALL TO MAKE YOURSELF LOOK MAINLY
3. always say "get out" to people with lower posts than you
4. DO NOT JOIN JC
[3k posts] this is where you need to try to be casual/cool people probably recognize you now
1. start not acting too serious and have no grammar and make jokes like if someone posts a "omg i got scammed" thread say, "yo mama scammed me" if that joke doesnt get a "lol" get a new one
2. quit roblox
2 1/2. make a quit thread and list all famous c&gers saying something nice about them
(OPTIONAL STEP) Keep bumping your thread to get attention
(OPTIONAL STEP): get your friends to say "NOOOO COME BACK" on your quit thread
3. come back, if people say "i knew u would come back" say to them "only because you guys begged me" or something like that [4k posts] you are still considered a new bag, at this point you can bash on a lot of low posters and gain 5k posts from basically just saying "lol" or "yoloswag" on every thread.
[5k posts] coming soon
*NOTE THE BEST WAY TO GET INSULTS OUT OF THE WAY IS JUST TO SAY "LOL" OR FLAME A CLAN THEY ARE IN, PEOPLE WILL BE LIKE "OOOOO YOU JUST GOT BURNED BY [whoever tried this name here]
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LordOreo
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Vaporized
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Conjuring
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| 12 Aug 2013 04:14 PM |
[16k posts]
LEGIT BAGEL HAIL BOW DOWN OR GET OUT
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| 12 Aug 2013 04:14 PM |
*BASH ON EUROPEAN FOOTBALL TO MAKE YOURSELF LOOK MANLY
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Conjuring
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| 12 Aug 2013 04:15 PM |
| at 16k posts u sai wht u wnt and ur cult followers hail legit bagil |
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| 12 Aug 2013 04:15 PM |
@lord get out low poster
YOLOSWAG |
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Vauxility
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| 12 Aug 2013 04:16 PM |
@Vaux Good, but next time just say "lol" so people don't actually read your posts |
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| 12 Aug 2013 04:16 PM |
yeah!
» WIJ Operative, WIJ STA T1 [2 Logs, 3/5, 4/5] [5 cP]. |
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Youshin
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| 12 Aug 2013 04:16 PM |
HighC, check your PMs, I sent you something clan related and you win.
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Youshin
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| 12 Aug 2013 04:18 PM |
No, you're suppose to act like it was clan related.
You're suppose to say "i read it"
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Vauxility
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| 12 Aug 2013 04:18 PM |
| sorry im not to that part yet |
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| 12 Aug 2013 04:19 PM |
as i reach 5k posts i will add 5k posts and also i will add more to 4k |
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riss1
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| 12 Aug 2013 04:21 PM |
1st bit is dumb.
--Proud Leader of PL. --PL is a work in progress. --Bootist [Bootism Preacher) --It's all about those holy boots. |
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Vauxility
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| 12 Aug 2013 04:24 PM |
this guide was proudly brought to you by my study on iburning the oding part doesnt start until 6k posts |
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riss1
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| 12 Aug 2013 04:24 PM |
Vaux, not long till 1k posts, just don't use these silly guides.
--Proud Leader of PL. --PL is a work in progress. --Bootist [Bootism Preacher) --It's all about those holy boots. |
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| 12 Aug 2013 04:25 PM |
@riss can you not tell im joking this is a thread that i based off of horrible people i know on c&g honestly all you have to do is be nice and not be a jerk |
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| 12 Aug 2013 04:26 PM |
tl;dr
If you read this your desperate to be a good c7ger, EARN IT. |
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| 12 Aug 2013 04:26 PM |
@shadow this is a joke get over it |
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