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| 11 Aug 2013 11:33 PM |
Abiogenesis
Chapter 1 1. In the beginning, there was the earth. 2. And, the great Morgan Freeman narrated the creation of life. 3. And He said, Life came about through a process known as abiogenesis. 4. This is the process in which life arises from simple organic compounds. 5. And it was good. 6. Thus this narration would be soon featured on the Discovery Channel. 7. And it came to pass that after billions of years of evolution, 8. The first bipedal human was born in the depth of Africa. 9. Her name was La’queesha. 10. And La’queesha bare only five children. 11. She bare Darius. And Darius was a fearsome hunter. 12. And again, she bare his brother Demarcus, but Demarcus walked only on the ground. 12. For he was not bipedal as his father. 13. And it came to pass that the other three children they did eat.
Chapter 2 1. After many years, Morgan Freeman spoke again. 2. He said, I am famished. Fetcheth me something to eat. 3. Darius and Demarcus heard the cries of their Lord. 4. Darius trapped a lamb and dismembered it. 5. And after he cooked, he brought it unto Freeman. 6. And Freeman said unto Darius, I love fried lamb chops! 7. And it came to pass that Demarcus also heard the voice. 8. Thus after many hours Demarcus fetched some bugs from the ground. 9. Demarcus loved the ground for he was not bipedal. 10. And after Freeman did eat, Demarcus presented his offerings. 11. And Freeman said unto Demarcus, Gross. I don’t want bugs! 12. And it came to pass, when Demarcus and Darius were alone in the shower, 13. Demarcus rose up against his brother, and slew him. 14. And Freeman said unto Demarcus, Hey man. 15. Where art thou brother? 16. But Demarcus did not answer. 17. For these primates were too primitive to understand language.
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| 11 Aug 2013 11:37 PM |
at least give it a 1. just respawn. |
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| 11 Aug 2013 11:47 PM |
b0obs uterus mammary placenta |
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