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Re: A day at ROBLOX headquarters (Part 2)

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Hostelry is not online. Hostelry
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09 Aug 2013 01:03 AM
Morning:
Builderman: RISE AND SHINE EVERYONE!
Shedletsky: -Gets out from under desk covered with chicken grease-
Builderman: Shedletsky! What happened to you?
Shedletsky: I has one too many Chicken Drumsticks with the new itern...-Is wobbling-
Jaredvaldez2: -Looking on phone- What are these pictures from??
Stickmasterluke: Hey guys...Another day at work...
Builderman: SHUT UP STICKY
Merely: Hey everyone! I just made 500000 more Robux!
Brighteyes: MORNING!
Clockwork: HEY LOSERS. WHERE ARE MY SHADES AND HEADPHONES THIS TIME?
-Everyone settles down in tiny cubicles-
Builderman: -Walking around with whip-
Stickmasterluke: Sir? Should I make a retexture of the shaggy, or this new hat the community wants?
Builderman:Hmm....Make a Builderman Shaggy Retexture, with my face all over it.
Stickmasterluke: But the community will hate it!
Builderman: SHUT UP AND MAKE IT STICKY!
Jaredvaldez2: IM BORED! When is break time?
Stravant: It has been 3 minutes Jared. Go copy a game and blame it on someone else.
Jaredvaldez2: Ok!

Mid-Day:
Merely: Im tired...I need energy.
Builderman: Stravant, go tell Jared to fix us some coffee.
Stravant: Ok, master.
-In Break Room-
Stravant: -Walks in- Hey Jared, builde- WHAT IS THIS?!
Jaredvaldez2: O_O -Covered in Wires and Computer Parts- You told me to copy a game! So I tried to copy Base Wars and call it Fort Wars, but it has anti exploit, so I pressed the self destruct button on the computer.
Stravant: We have self destruct buttons?
Stickmasterluke: What is going on in here?
Stravant: The INTERN blew up a PC.
Stickmasterluke: Great. This is my fault now.

-Back in the Moderation Office-
MrDoomBringer: MODS, STATUS REPORT!
Squidcod: A person just posted that he wanted to fight a person at BloxCon, should I ban him.
MrDoomBringer: Wait. Let the community have their ROFLs, then ban everyone that replies to it.
Seranok: Sir! Someone just copied Base Wars! It is called...Fort Wars?
MrDoomBringer: Who was it?
Seranok: Jaredvaldez2, sir. The new intern.
MrDoomBringer: What the..? Let me check on this.
-Lunch Bell Rings-

Lunch:
Unknown: HELLO EVERYONE! I HOPE YOU ARE ALL MISERABLE. NOW, I NEED STICKMASTERLUKE TO MY OFFICE. NOW!
Stickmasterluke: Great, to Roblox's office.
Merely: PPPPFFFFFTTTT! -Spits everywhere- Have fun!
-Everyone goes to lunch, except SML-

Roblox's Office:
Roblox: Why don't you take a seat. -Handcuffs Stickmaster-
Stickmasterluke: Wanted to see me?
Roblox: Yes, I wanted to talk about your job performance.
Stickmasterluke: Oh..?
Roblox: I have seen you do poor ever since that new intern came. I am afraid I will have to demote you if anything happens again.
Stickmasterluke: Yes sir! Nothing will happen.
Roblox: Good. Now leave. -Presses button on Remote-
-Hatch opens under Stick's chair-

Cafeteria:

Builderman: Gimme some Money, with money fries and a money cola on the side, please.
Merely: I will have the Limited burger, with Fried Limited Rings and a Diet Limited.
Stravant: I want a Lego Sandwich, with a Lego Shake.
Stickmasterluke: I just want a Hot Dog...
-At table-
Builderman: Mmmmhmmhmhmhmhm YUM
Merely: Oh yea...These limiteds are good...
Stravant; LEGOSSSSS1!!!11

Afternoon:
Stickmasterluke: Ok jared, I need you to do one last task today. Go out, and take the trash outside.
Jaredvaldez2: Ok sticky-o!
Stickmasterluke: -Sigh- ...

outside:
Jared: Ewwww....This is stinky...
-Opens Dumpster-
Jared: What the heck? Telamon?
Telamon: Oh, hey jared.
Jared: What are you doing here?!
Telamon: Oh, I live here. Ever since John switched to Shedletsky, I have been here.
Jared: Here, you don't need to live here, come with me.
Telamon: Ok...You sure?
Jared: Yea, lets go.

Inside again:
Jared: Guys, look who I found!
Everyone: -Gasp- :O
Merely: ITS TELAMON!!!!1
Stickmasterluke: OMG!
Stravant: NOOO!!!!!
Clockwork: Now where are those shades...
Telamon: Hai guys :3
Builderman: What are YOU doing here, Telamon?
Telamon: Oh, your new guy brought me here.
Builderman: Oh really? STICKY, COME HERE!
Stickmasterluke: Yes?
Builderman: What is this h4xx?
Stickmasterluke: Oh, thats jared and telamon.
Builderman: We fired telamon ages ago! What is he doing here?!
Stickmasterluke: I don't know. Jared?
Jared: I brought him here! :3
Roblox: Stick, to my office please.
Stickmasterluke: Not again...

Part 3: http://www.roblox.com/Forum/ShowPost.aspx?PostID=108545445
Look in the replied for part 4.
And in part 4, look in the replied for 5, and so on.
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ann510287 is not online. ann510287
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09 Aug 2013 01:06 AM
"Builderman: -Walking around with whip-"
"Stickmasterluke: Sir? Should I make a retexture of the shaggy, or this new hat the community wants?"
"Builderman:Hmm....Make a Builderman Shaggy Retexture, with my face all over it."
"Stickmasterluke: But the community will hate it!"
"Builderman: SHUT UP AND MAKE IT STICKY!"

hahahahahahah hahahaha ahahaha hahaaahahahahah
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Hostelry is not online. Hostelry
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09 Aug 2013 01:16 AM
bump b4 on second page
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AncientHman is not online. AncientHman
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09 Aug 2013 01:17 AM
Ha ha, these always make me laugh.
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Hostelry is not online. Hostelry
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09 Aug 2013 01:48 AM
inb4tl;dr
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iwantpsp is not online. iwantpsp
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09 Aug 2013 01:53 AM
Haha,these crack me up. Hillarious!
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Landish is not online. Landish
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09 Aug 2013 01:54 AM
/care

~ Do the Siggy Siggy.
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Hostelry is not online. Hostelry
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09 Aug 2013 01:38 PM
Lebump
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Deletron is not online. Deletron
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09 Aug 2013 01:39 PM
god id love to work for roblox lol
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tacco is not online. tacco
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09 Aug 2013 01:39 PM
I love you Hostelry <3
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MKalt is not online. MKalt
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09 Aug 2013 01:40 PM
Needs more mrk23.
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derek64 is not online. derek64
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09 Aug 2013 01:40 PM
needs more scouse slag.

-fishLAD
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tubdood33 is not online. tubdood33
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09 Aug 2013 01:41 PM
U COPY MEH ON MAH ALT ACCOUNT
THIS ONE WAS BANNED WHEN I MAKE DAT
Meanie.
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tubdood33 is not online. tubdood33
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09 Aug 2013 01:42 PM
http://www.roblox.com/Forum/ShowPost.aspx?PostID=108539002
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milford64 is not online. milford64
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09 Aug 2013 01:46 PM
Lol
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Hostelry is not online. Hostelry
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09 Aug 2013 01:50 PM
@tub
Read my PM.
-—-
I only copied it because yours was moved to RT, and I was inspired to make part 3-9.
Sorry if you're mad. :/
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tubdood33 is not online. tubdood33
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09 Aug 2013 01:55 PM
Not mad

That wasn't me that posted that...I was in the shower.

That's not my alt either, that is my bro's account. I think he might have said that just now ^
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BIight is not online. BIight
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09 Aug 2013 01:55 PM
"Builderman: -Walking around with whip-"

LOOOOOOOOL

~ Formerly: FreeShipping ( Deleted ). Add 5k posts ~
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Hostelry is not online. Hostelry
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09 Aug 2013 01:57 PM
@tub

Oh.
Lol.
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Zalthulu is not online. Zalthulu
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09 Aug 2013 01:58 PM
Why is Jared a staff member in this?
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Hostelry is not online. Hostelry
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09 Aug 2013 01:59 PM
@Zalth
Give me a minute while I link you to part 1.
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Hostelry is not online. Hostelry
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09 Aug 2013 02:01 PM
Here's part 1:
http://www.roblox.com/Forum/ShowPost.aspx?PostID=108531303
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tubdood33 is not online. tubdood33
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09 Aug 2013 02:04 PM
ILL MAAAAKEEEE PAARRRTTT FOOOUUUURRRR

Btw, join this for more updates and official links!

http://www.roblox.com/My/Groups.aspx?gid=928959
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Hostelry is not online. Hostelry
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09 Aug 2013 02:05 PM
@tub

I made part 3-9, which means I have made 3 4 5 6 7 8 9.
You can make part 10, if you wish.
Read the whole series though.
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tubdood33 is not online. tubdood33
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09 Aug 2013 02:09 PM
Oh, I read part 4, I didn't see a link to 5 :O

Ill make ten then. Group is done btw.
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