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| 07 Aug 2013 04:33 PM |
R.I.P admins Gordon pressed the self destruct button to get away from jaredvaldez, which DIDN'T ACTUALLY RESULT IN A DEATH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I FOOLED YOU |
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Abel20032
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| 07 Aug 2013 04:35 PM |
| Dynamic. I will soon look like you. |
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| 08 Aug 2013 02:19 AM |
this is long and old. idc. ?-FlashBack-?
ReeseMcBlox: *glares at forumers* STAWP COMPLAININ FOOZ Forumers: DO MORE GAMEPLAY UPDATES. NOT MATERIALS. FIX THE GLITCHES John: This is our game >:O Forumers: REMOVE THE FLOODCHECK! MrDoomBringer: Hate our game? MAKE YOUR OWN Forumers: OMG R U PAYIN ATTENTION 2 US? >:O ReeseMcBlox: Meh... Matt: *gets an idea* Erik: *notices a lightbulb above Matt's head* Oh crap... Matt: Brb! - Behind the mob of forumers... - Matt: Mm hmm...ReeseMcBlox on the other side? Erik: *scared* yes... David: I WET MY PANTS AGAIN D: Matt: Well we all need to yell it loud, ok? John: This is stupid! MrDoomBringer: I'm not doing this. Forumers: MRDOOMBRINGER IS THE WORST ADMIN! MrDoomBringer: THATS IT! I'M STAYING >:O Matt: OK, everyone ready? Erik: *gulp* yes.. Matt: OK, on 3. Matt: 1... John: 2... Erik: *tear comes to eye* 3.. Everyone: HEY BE- ReeseMcBlox: *hears Be-* DON'T SAY MY NAME! *mouth grows big and runs towards admins, eating all the forumers in her way* Forumers: OMG HAX STOP IT Matt: Um.. Erik: RUN D: Everyone: *starts to run* Announcer: BOSS BATTLE *boss music plays* Erik: OH MAH GAWD I FORGOT TO LEVEL UP! Matt: DUDE NOW WE COULD GET KILLED IF SHE CATCHES UP WITH US D: David: Atleast I got the Ultimate Weapon >_> MrDoomBringer: I got a stick :D Mat: ... John: WE ARE RUNNING FOR OUR LIVES! SCREW BOSS BATTLES! Announcer: Announcer not amused. John: I DUN CARE! announcer: remove/John John: DONT YO-*vanishes* Matt: OH MAH GAWD ReeseMcBlox: NOM NOM NOM Forumers: HEY BENUB ReeseMcBlox: *freezes* Thats not my name.. Forumer: OH. Is it Be- ReeseMcBlox: SHUT UP! *starts eating all the forumers* Matt: *blood sprays on face* Erik: *skin is red* David: ... MrDoomBringer: DOOOM! DOOM! DOOOOOOOOM! David: *glares at MrDoomBringer* MrDoomBringer: MWAHAHAHAHA! Forumers: *gone* ReeseMcBlox: *is huge* *burps* yum... Matt: Way to go Be- ReeseMcBlox: WUT? Matt: Oh crap.. ReeseMcBlox: *starts running towards Matt, David, Erik, and Doom* Everyone: OCRAP _______________________________________________________________________________________ End Of FlashBack.
Story:
Matt: Oh the horror, the world may never see us again, all the faces, in awe, at how horrible we ended. D: Erik: YOU CAN UP WITH THIS, YOU FIX IT, OR BE- ReeseMcBlox: *drools* WHAT DID YOU SAY! Erik: That's right, I said bett- ReeseMcBlox: UMG YOU ALMOST SAID MY NAME! I WILL NEVER LET YOU GO NOW Matt: Cookies! David: WHERE IS JOHN! JOHN IS OUR ONLY HOPE! D: Announcer: Announcer is amused. MrDoomBringer: Oh no you aren't. Soon you will be meeting my beautiful, sweet, awesome- David: ENOUGH OF DESCRIBING THAT BAN HAMMER! WE NEED JOHN DARN IT! Matt: *spaz attack* cookies *twitches* cookies Erik: Matt, are you okay? Matt: Cookies David: CALL 911! D: ReeseMcBlox: >:D See you later fewl. Erik: OMG WE SURVIVED! Matt: Cookies. Erik: Well, some of us. David: 911, 911, 911, 911 John, John, John Erik: Mommy, mommy, mommy mommy. _______________________________________ MrDoomBringer Part _______________________________________ MrDoomBringer: Don't make me get the doom out! Erik: You wouldn't dare. MrDoomBringer: Try me. David: ERIK, NO! Erik: IT'S ON GIRLFRIEND! MrDoomBringer: TALK TO THE HAND! David: DON'T DO IT ERIK! I'M WARNING YOU! Erik: OH OH OH YOU DID NOT JUST GIVE ME THE HAND! *slaps MrDoomBringer* David: ERIK!!!!!!! YOU JUST ENDED OUR LIVES!!!! Erik: I did? MrDoomBringer, we can settle this like gentlemen, now can't we? MrDoomBringer: *sissy fights* David: Oh, thank heavens he doesn't stand for his name. Erik: Hahahaha! MrDoomBringer: BE- ReeseMcBlox: WHO SAID THAT!?!?! David: THE WORLD IS ENDING! D: Erik: Yay, I'm saved! David: Nu, we're dead! D: ReeseMcBlox: *picks up a book shelf and throws it at MrDoomBringer* *picks up MrDoomBringer and throws him at the end of the arena* *piano falls from sky* *anvil falls from sky* MrDoomBringer: D: My doom will beat this! *gets out umbrella* HA, EAT THAT ANVIL AND PIANO! *both hit MrDoomBringer* David & Erik: THEY GOT MRDOOMBRINGER! D: John: Where am I? Announcer: In my Tela-pit of doom! MrDoomBringer: Yeah, I got here too, I think this is heaven! Announcer: Announcer is amused. John: MrDoomBringer, they got you too? MrDoomBringer: Yeah, I tried, liek it happened so fast, the anvil and piano just went *boom* and I had an umbrella of doom to protect me. John: *laughing* You should've ran away! MrDoomBringer: Rly? D: John: *sees reese attacking erik* Erik: NOES *screams in reese's ear* David: I think he's gone crazy. Matt: *poof* THERE I AM! *shelf hits Matt* David: UMG THEY TOOK MATT! *Matt appears into Tela-pit of Doom and dusekkar* Announcer: Announcer is very amused. John: THEY TOOK MATT TOO! D: Matt: HI JOHN! John: You are in the Tela-pit of dusekkar D: John: SNAP OUT OF IT, MATT, they got us trapped in some....device...or contraption! Matt: Can I haz a cookie now? MrDoomBringer: Oh the horror, we're dead. John: DARN IT, DAVID!!!!!!!!!! Announcer: And as Reese charges at David, Erik saves David. Erik: HEY JOHN! John: They took you too? Oh the horror! All these faces - Erik: * points to door* John: ohhhhh. MrDoomBringer: >.> *mime falls from sky* John: *jumps onto MrDoomBringer's hands and screams like a girl while pointing at the mime* HELP! D: MrDoomBringer: GET AHOLD OF YOURSELF! Mime: *pretends to make a box* John: oh no, the box! Erik: You don't know anything about a mime. Matt: Shaddup, give me my cookies, now. I am having a cookie attack here. Erik: *screams at mime* John: *ignores and sings the wheels on the bus* Matt: How the heck did a mime get here in the first place? Announcer: The mime made a box, and said the "b" Word, then ReeseMcBlox Killed the mime. Matt: NOES! WHAT ABOUT ERIK AND DAVID? D: David: Where are they? RobloSam: *poof* Erik: HEY ROBLOSAM! Vibhu: *poof* David: THERE'S MY MAN, VIBHU! Andrew: *poof* NO TAKE ME BACK! D: Organzola: *poof* YOU!!!!!!!!1 Andrew: THAT'S THE SIGN I GOTTA GO! Organzola: HOLD IT RIGHT THERE! Erik: DON'T DO IT! Organzola: BAN HIM! I AM TELLING YOU, BAN ANDREW! Andrew: nuuuuu! Fire Organzola! *sissy fights organzola* I will keel you with my fists of fury! *punches organzola* Organzola: *doesn't feel anything* I'm sorry, did you hit me? Andrew: WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE! D: Organzola: Ban/Andrew Andrew: DUN YO- Andrew: *poof into Tela-pit of doom and dusekkar and forumers* John: They took Andrew! D: Vibhu: ORGANZOLA! WHY DID YOU BAN ANDREW!!!!!!!!!!! Matt: I luv you. And cookies. MrDoomBringer: Andrew, we're dead. We are in heaven. D: Andrew: Nuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu. Organzola: Cuz I felt like it. Plus, I hate him. John: How!?!?! Announcer: Announcer is not amused. Vibhu: YOU BETTER NOT BE AMUSED! Announcer: Remove/Vibhu Vibhu: YO- Erik: THEY GOT VIBHU! D: RobloSam: At least you got me! *piano falls on RobloSam* David: NUUUUUUUU! Andrew: John WHY!?!?! John: Idk Andrew: WHYYYY John: Idk Andrew: WHYYYY John: Idk Andrew: Can't you just make us go back down? John: Let's find out! MrDoomBringer: Why are you staring at me? D: Matt: Cuz I want your cookies. John: NO YOU BUFFOON! WE NEED TO SEE IF HE CAN COME DOWN! *slap* Matt: WAHHH MOMMY, JOHN SLAPPED ME! D: John: SHADDUP! Andrew: Peace, we want peace! D: MrDoomBringer: We want doom! Vibhu: NOOOOO! I dun want doom. RobloSam: Neither do I. MrDoomBringer: Fine. I hate u. Vibhu: I dun care. MrDoomBringer: Yes you do. Vibhu: Lies. RobloSam: Baloney. Andrew: TEH BALONEYS OF LIES! John: ... Let's just test it! MrDoomBringer: Nuuuu, if I die, it be yer fault. John: Oh well. Announcer: IP/J- John: DUN YOU DARE! *rips Announcers mouth off* Matt: o.o Spiderpig2398: *throws book at reese* David: NUUUU YOU ENDED OUR LIVES AGAIN! Organzola: ban/ReeseMcBlox ReeseMcBlox: Your ban powers won't work on me. Spiderpig2398: NUUU RUN FOR YOUR LIVES! D: *trips ad an anvil falls on head* *poofs in the pit* John: Who are you? Spiderpig2398: SPIDAH PIG! Matt: Spider pig, spider pig, does whatever a spider pig does, can he swing from a web, no he can't he's a pig looooookooooouuut he's a spiiiidddeeerrr pigggggggg. Vibhu: Oh shaddup. John: GIVE HIM A LOLLYPOP, THEN BEAT HIM WITH THE TOILET PAPER! Vibhu. >_> Spiderpig2389: I'm scared. D: Matt: I THINK HE WET HIS PANTS, I SEE YELLOW! RobloSam: Nuuu. MrDoomBringer: SILENCE IN THE COURT! Organzola: I tried. D: John: HUZZAH, THEY GOT ORGANZOLA! Andrew: Huzzah! *high fives vibhu* John: *Hand is up in the air* C'MON DUN LEAVE ME HANGING! Andrew: *sissy high-five's him* Organzola: Why do you hate me? Andrew: Ur faic. John: UR BAN POWERS. Organzola: UR PWN POWERS. Matt: MY STUFF POWER. All: ... Matt: Stuff! :D RobloSam: Noes. vibhu: Yeahs. Erik: What about me? D: vibhu: What about you? Erik: What about me? D: vibhu: WHAT ABOUT YOU? Erik: What about me...I forgot! D: vibhu: *grabs erik's hand and facepalms using erik's hand* Organzola: I'm ur worst nightmare. Andrew: ur mom's ur worst nightmare. Organzola: *cries* IT'S TRUE! All: ... -~ MEANWHILE ~- MrDoomBringer: I need my ban hammer to kill him....ban...ban....ban...*rocks up and bawls up and rocks back and forth* ban....ban.... Andrew: SNAP OUT OF IT! *slap* MrDoomBringer: OH IT'S ON! BRING ON THE PAIN! I DUN NEED A BAN HA- *paino falls on MrDoomBringer* MrDoomBringer: Okay, I do...*cries* Does this mean every lie I tell...a piano will instantly fall on me?!?! D: I WANNA GO BACK TO HEAVEN! Andew: *waits for piano to fall on MrDoomBringer, but doesn't fall* Hmmm.... SNAP OUT OF IT! REESE IS ON OUR TAIL AND YOU'RE TOO 'I NEED MAH BAN HAMMAH' ATTITUDE, WE NEVER GONNA BEAT REESE LIKE THAT! MrDoomBringer: We wouldn't win either way. Andrew: ... ~Meanwhile, with David and Matt And Erik~ David: WHERE'S BACKUP!?!?! Matt: I bet they're on their way right now! And probably bringing some *squeals* STUUUUUFFF! *EEEEEEHHHH!!!!* Erik: YOU BUSTED MY EARDRUMS! COME HERE YOU LITTLE- David: Break it up, nerds! We need to fight this battle with Reese first! Reese: I CAN C U! U BETTAR RUN OR ILL SWALLOW U LIEK I DID DA FOURMERS OLOLOL. David: She's gone nuts! ~A mysterious stranger~ *Zontanferrah appears* Andrew: =O WHO ARE YEW? Zontanferrah: I am the protector of the universe. I am the light in the darkness. I am the hope of the universe. Nightmare to reese, ALLY TO GOOD! I am illiterate! I can't count past 7! I am BATMAN! ALLY TO GOOD ( again ) NIGHTMARE TO YOU! Andrew: mmk good to have you on the team, now if you could just be a "Batman" to MrDoomBringer, that would be great. He's having a withdrawal from his ban hammer. Zontanferrah: I can at least try... Andrew: Trying would be good. Zontanferrah: yes, yes it would. Andrew: Stop stalling and do it already. Zontanferrah: hey doom, please cheer up, the world's not gonna en- MrDoomBringer: DON'T YOU TELL ME WHEN THE WORLD IS GONNA END I HAVE CHOICES HERE! THIS IS MY LIFE SO GET USED TO IT! Zontanferrah: you lost your ban hammer, not my fault. MrDoomBringer: I DIDN'T LOSE IT...I misplaced it. Zontanferrah: Same thing. *Andrew backs away slowly then runs away in case of fight, then climbs up tree* MrDoomBringer: I am so gonna find a way to kill them and you when I'm done. Zontanferrah: we'll see. If you can handle this withdrawal from your ban hammer, I'm fine with you. But you have to understand, ban hammers aren't everything. MrDoomBringer: are you calling me fat? Zontanferrah: WHAT DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH ANYTHING? MrDoomBringer: dunno just thought I'd say something ~-Meanwhile actually AT the HQ ( finally, forumers been wanting this )-~ ___________________ actually AT the HQ ( forumers ) ___________________ Forumers: THEY KILLED DRNEERO DrNeero: it wuz horrible she wuz all liek pshh huuu haaa zaaa huu zaah me keel u u have no life lolololol -dies- Forumers: NOOOO!!!! TheEffort: Yeeeesss! Forumers: wut did you say? TheEffort: Yes, you got a problem with an opinion? Forumers: Yes, we do. DrNeero was epic. TheEffort: Oh, so was Micheal Jackson, but he ended up dying. Forumers: Go away. TheEffort: We're stuck here, fyi, no way out of this troller, better get used to it. Forumers: OH HECK NO! * pulls out M16* Announcer: BOOM! Headshot. Zacropetricopus: What was that? *opens up window from work office* KEEP DOWN THE NOISE I'M TRYING TO MAKE YOUTUBE VIDEOS COMPATIBLE WITH ROBLOX! Forumers: tell us more plz plz plz plz plz Zacropetricopus: me and my big mouth. Come in. -secretly cries- Forumers: -at elevator- -elevator music comes on- OH NO! All Forumers: OH NO! Koolaid man: *busts down from above to elevator: OH YEAAAH!!!! *looks at mess* *slowly backs up* you saw nothing. All Forumers: *drool and stare* Forumers: omg whar is erik Forumers: Blame John! John: *at heaven* *throws shoe at Forumers* Forumers: OMG OW! WHAT WAS THAT?!?!?! |
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Zontafer
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| 08 Aug 2013 02:36 AM |
Newbie: Oh hey this ROBLOX looks- *Telamon teleports out of nowhere* Newbie: ... WHO ARE YEW Telamon: I'M UR WORST NIGHTMARE. BUY BC. Newbie: But...I don't think my mum wants me using her credit card... Telamon: DO IT ANYWAY. OR ELSE TEH BAD THINGS HAPPEN Newbie: But... Telamon: *holds sword to Newbie's head* Telamon: I'd suggest buying it. Newbie: *grabs mum's credit card* Telamon: YES NOW BUYYYYY BUY BUY BUY Newbie: *types in form* Computer: Credit card invalid. Telamon: WHAT Newbie: *starts walking away slowly* Telamon: OH NO YOU DON'T *grabs Newbie* Computer: Your credit card is invalid. Telamon: UR MUM IS INVALID Computer: I'm an orphan. Telamon: ... Not for long. Newbie: Does this mean I don't have to buy Builders Club...? :D? Telamon: WE WILL GET THIS CARD WORKING Telamon: OK HOW DO WE MAKE THE CARD VALID Newbie: How am I supposed to know? I'M ONLY 8! JUST NOW LEARNING THE NEW WORLD! Newbie: Plus, you've held me hostage for 3 hours. :C Computer: You both fail. Telamon: SHUDDAP COMPUTER Newbie's mum: WHAR IZ MAH LITTLE BABEH Newbie: Mum! :D Telamon: BRING IN MDB MDB: You're coming with me. Newbie's mum: DON'T TALK TO ME LIKE THAT *tears MDB apart* Newbie's mum: NOW GIMME MAH LITTLE BOI Telamon: NEVER Newbie: This day sucks. D: Computer: Your failure is amusing. Telamon: *beats computer* Computer: Ahh. That hurts. Yeah right. >.> Telamon: OWWW! Newbie: *slowly walks out of door, unheard until...* Newbie's mum: *runs away* Newbie: o.o Telamon: *glares at Newbie* LOOK SHE DROPPED HER KREDIT KARD! Newbie: And.... Telamon: *facepalm* YOU USE IT TO BUY TEH BC'S! AnD A MILLION ROBUX! Newbie: ROBUX? Telamon: OH MAI GAWD YOU NEWBIE! Newbie: Mum did you kill MrDoomBringer? Newbie's mum: WELL HE'S NAWT MOVING Telamon: *throws plastic brick* Telamon: IT WORKS ON ROBLOX D: Newbie's mum: I'M GONNA EAT YOU ALIVE Telamon: O_O *runs* Newbie: Yay mum! Newbie's mum: *picks up train and throws at Telamon* Telamon ZOMGHA-*gets crushed* Newbie's mum: AND STAY OUT
Meanwhile...
Reesemcblox: Have you guys seen Jon? Builderman: Haven't seen him all day. *Telamon flys through Roblox HQ* Telamon: Ohai guys.
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ehoc
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| 20 Apr 2015 07:20 AM |
Hey there, 'Re: /' is not allowed on ROBLOX. I'll let this one slide for now but please inform yourself with the rules and regelations of roblox http://www.roblox.com/info/terms-of-service - Updated bumpbot. |
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