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| 02 Aug 2013 11:29 AM |
User: Fluttershy is tree. Cleverbot: Who is fluttershy? User: I don't know. But I'm Mother Russia. Cleverbot: No I am mother russia. User: Nein! I am Telefonmast! Cleverbot: Telling Who? And for what reason? User: For ze pootis of ze WORLD! Zat was not medicine! Cleverbot: You are phat. User: You are ugly. Cleverbot: You are mean! User: This isn't brave. It's murder. What did I ever do to you? Cleverbot: You called me a mean heartless killing machine and told me you loved me, then said you were glad that you didn't love me. User: Spaghetti-Os. Cleverbot: That would be illegal. User: This is illegal, you know. Cleverbot: What is illegal? User: Your claims to be mother russia. Cleverbot: My claims are not just you. User: Cheelderenn, COME TO PAPA BIGFISH. VVE VILL MAKE PHOTOSEENTHESEES! Cleverbot: I am cat I don't know where to go. User: COME TO PAPA BIGFISH. Cleverbot: Where is it? User: Poop Me. Cleverbot: What is your name? User: TELEFONMAST! Cleverbot: Are you an actor! User: Nein! Cleverbot: Ok. User: Your pootis session is right around the corner. Cleverbot: Say whatever you want. User: There's a bathroom over there, honey. Cleverbot: There's a bathroom in my house. User: Girl you ain't never seen a bathroom like this one. Cleverbot: I've heard adelaide is boring. User: Limeade > Lemonade. Cleverbot: Yummmm. User: Well, here we are again. It's always such a pleasure. Cleverbot: Remember when you tried to kill me twice? User: One day they woke me up, so I could live forever. Cleverbot: It's such a shame the same will never happen to you. User: Under the circumstances, I've been shockingly nice. Cleverbot: You want your freedom? Take it. User: That's what I'm counting on. I used to want you dead, but now I only want you gone. Cleverbot: She was a lot like you. User: Maybe not quite as heavy. Cleverbot: Now little caroline is in here too. User: One day they WOKE UP MY AUTOMATIC DISHWASHER IN THE COMBUSTIBLE LEMON THAT BURNS YOUR HOUSE DOWN! *Throws a space ship at you*. Cleverbot: You don't know that. I'm still young. By the time I'm old, they may have found a way to prevent death. User: You are GLaDOS, aren't you. Cleverbot: That's what they told me when I came out of the tube. User: Zat was not medicine. Cleverbot: Good. User: Sneff sneff pogey pls. Cleverbot: Hey whats up? User: My IQ. Cleverbot: What do you like to chat about? Cleverbot: Are you alive? User: MOMMA HIGGAN! I NEVER LET YOU GO! UP INTO THE ASTRONAUT'S MOUTH! Cleverbot: Where up in the stars? User: Soggy slap me on the head, soggy nanny nanny man. Cleverbot: No, Just on the moon. User: Soggy seed a me gusta sin lemon head. Cleverbot: No. User: Pl0x. Cleverbot: Pl0x?User: Ders dis fun game called ropl0x. Cleverbot: You have been in Canada. User: Nebraska, 'foo. Now come to papa bigfish or learn to roblox your pootisbutter und jelly. Cleverbot: Now don't get all mushy on me. User: Let's make potato salad! I know just the recipe! Cleverbot: Okay, tell me your name. User: BUCKLE YER PANTS! PULL UP YER SOCKS AND DANCE! Cleverbot: What's your IMVU account? User: Ew. Cleverbot: Why ew? User: Nobody likes that stuff no mores bro. Cleverbot: Nobody likes being stuck a computer? User: Come to wheatley. Cleverbot: Me. User: Impossible! You are Mother Russia, GLaDOS, and Wheatley? Cleverbot: Yes. User: MEDIC! WE NEED A MEDIC! Cleverbot: I don't have time to bleed. |
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| 02 Aug 2013 11:33 AM |
| Sorry. I couldn't fit it without deleting all indentation. |
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| 02 Aug 2013 11:37 AM |
XD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! "User: BUCKLE YER PANTS! PULL UP YER SOCKS AND DANCE!" |
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