Holmes01
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| 31 Jul 2013 01:11 AM |
Like wth is her damm problem. She stole my godamm heart and won't give it back. She shoved it in her pocket and just walked away :C she can go fluff herself until she gives it back to me ok? Ok. Like who the hell rips a heart from another? Its the sickest thing ever! I bit shes gonna cut it then cook it and add some spices and shizz on it.. My heart is perfect it dun need that crap :C. But wtf honestly im gonna shoot her if she doesnt give it back to me. Infact , i will go to her house when she is sleeping, go to her room and get a knife and stab it threw her chest and take her heart and throw it out the window ok? Thats what happens when this bish steals my heart ok>? Then im gonna take her heart that i threw out the window and just stomp on it and steal it until she gives me my heart back. Like i want it back, GOD GAVE IT TO ME, NOT HER , ME. ITS NOT HER HEART, ITS MINE. What is this fricken indiana jones in the temple of doom? Im the guy in the cage over the lava bieng faced against a man with his grungdy hands about to go through my chest? Like wtf is her deal man, SHE. STOLE... MY .. GODDAAMMM. HEART. Ima go pound on her like a bully on the playground lifting a kid upside down for his money. Infact ive never even seen people do that, Ohhh yea show it in shows for bad influence, next thing you know some idiot is gonna come by and life me upside down and shake me till my money comes out. WHy the hell do we even need money> Cant we do things for free? One time this cheetah ate my panda and the panda had my money so i was like wut and so the panda came back out and gave it back to me. So lol the funniest thing happend, the panda died. I mean, i hare pandas and i prefer polar bears but year pandas can be nice sometimes, i remember in some movie where a guy killed a panda and made the panda his clothes it was so flipping sad like umg. Anyways one time this whale flew by and said hi his name was johnny and johnny was really nice but he tripped on a rock and fell in the ocean and drowned, like what kinda whale cant swim? like really?A Shnoob is a fragile creature . This is the story of the last shnoob. In 1801 A shnoob came of a boat, he screamed "Hi World!". He was going to Yutaha to visit his family members for summer vacation. Yutaha is a small island located near the U.S.A . When his escorter came to him, he seemed very worried. So the Shnoob asked him whats wrong. He said that his family had a mistake and passed away. The Shnoob felt very very sad. So he goes into there house takes a nap. After that he was found in a truck, but everyone was speaking in another languege so he could not understand them. 5 hours later The Shnoob was dropped off in a desert. He seemed very lost and confused. He never saw a desert before. So the shnoob walks forward not knowing whats gonna happen. Later that day the shnoob got thirsty , he had nothing to drink with....so he drank his own liquid. He felt very discusted. So he passed out, there...sitting in the desert..alone...with no food or water. When he woke up the next day he found him self still alive, so he thought, "Did god make this happen?". So therefore with the encouragment he moved forward. He saw a sign...but it was in a far distance..he good only see the words , WE COME TO U. .A , He thought it was near Amercia , he felt very happy cuz americia was the land of oppurtunity. He thought he could start a life, Devolope more More of his kind..Shnoobs...Then he thought...What if there is no Shnoobs? He than sat down on the rock, feeling lonley again. He fell down feeling alittle hazey, he never felt this feeling of witch he fought. Slowley falling he say a Military Truck. He Later woke up seeing he was in a room, on a bed. He thought he must of died. But then 2 men with guns came in and held the door. There was a guy standing there.. Just looking at him..The Shnoob felt worried not knowing what was gonna happen. Then the Guy who was looking at him said ", Welcome To Americia!". The Shnoob didnt no were he was or what he was, so he ran away. Army trucks looking all over for him. Then this girl bangs him with a stick in the heaAgain, waking up..it seemed like a magical place to him..he never saw this before. Another Shnoob. They talked for a while ..both told there stories ..of how they got here..here in Americia, One got kidnapped by amego's, and the other got kidnapped in a white van. They decided to make a home ..here...in Americia...hoping to once raise the population of the Shnoobs...making them grow...Building An empire of shnoobs. Here...here in Americia .Anyways I think a shnoob was a fragile creatureIt all started with a buffalo, he walked into a guys pants. The guy woke up finding the buffalo in his pants... he didnt know how it got there...One day while he was trying to get the bufalo out of his pants a whale walked up to him. "Hello mister, How do you do?". The guy died with the buffalo in his pants.. "/. An alien ship picked him up and made the buffalo there queen and the whale there king. A lepurchaun killed the whale trying to get it on with the buffalo.The buffalo was likee ooohh yeeaaaaa. But he accidently killed the lepurchaun. The aliens pushed the buffalo out of the spaceship and he landed on a tree with a whicked purple hippo. The poor hippo died and fell. And that is how VAK was creatd. But yea a girl stole my heart is was ridiculous |
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Luscelle
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| 31 Jul 2013 01:13 AM |
tl;dr version:
chick made vak |
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| 31 Jul 2013 01:20 AM |
stopped reading at wth..
[VS: Private]{RAID: LT} 007cody625 |
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Edelos
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| 31 Jul 2013 01:21 AM |
| there are these things called paragraphs and indentations that make large walls of text easier to read. you should try it sometime :c |
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Ryukoto
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| Joined: 06 Jul 2013 |
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| 31 Jul 2013 01:21 AM |
im not even sure if i want to read this all
[:Ryukoto/Ryu/Lucas Decimus:] |
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| 31 Jul 2013 01:25 AM |
I was about to skip it when I happened upon the last part
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oh god why are my eyes pouring out strange red fluid |
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Relods
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| 31 Jul 2013 01:39 AM |
complete tl;dr
-You have no evidence- |
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