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WithYourDestiny is not online. WithYourDestiny
Joined: 01 Jun 2008
Total Posts: 7108
30 Jul 2013 11:11 PM
shed stands infront of a line of 3 interns

shed: alright thank you for working at roblox. our new interns killed themselves because of unknown reasons *cough*. so we hired you 3 to get the job done.

shed then walks to the first person

he examines the person

shed: okay. YOU. you will be the person making the crap new hats. got it?

intern1: SIR YES SIR

shed: oh god jesus christ. just for screaming in my ear, you now have to clean the bathrooms. GET MOVING, INTERN.

intern1 runs to the bathrooms

shed then proceeds to the second person

then examines the person

shed: alright... hmmmm.

shed takes a couple seconds to decide

shed: alright! you will moderate the forums!

intern2 begins to look sad, cry, and gets on his knees

intern2: PLease shed... *sniff* dont please dont make me moderate the forums *sniff* pleeeeease the kids will maul me there and im gonna have to *sniff* deal with a bunch of title changerrrrrrrrrrs

intern2 continues to cry

shed: too bad. you do what i tell you

intern2 looks up with tears on his face

intern2: please PLEASE PLEEEASE I WILL LICK YOUR FEET

shed looks at the sobbing intern very weirdly

shed: ok you can do that but you still have to mod the forums.

intern2: aaWWWWW nooooooOOOOOO *sniff*

shed then looks up and moves to intern3 while intern2s sobbing is still going on

shed examines intern3

intern3: wat do i hav 2 do mr she-

shed: you will rub davids back

intern3: oooo yayyyyyyyyy

intern3 runs to davids room all excited

shed looks up and sees intern1 coming out of the bathroom all wet because the toilet squirted him in the face, intern2 still crying on the ground, and intern3 thrown out of the room while david runs out of the room with a crowbar and beats up intern3 because he thought he was a robber

shed then sniffs and smiles and happily says

shed: i love roblox

the end






rip in peace intern3

1989 - 2013

you will forever be missed, friend.
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WithYourDestiny is not online. WithYourDestiny
Joined: 01 Jun 2008
Total Posts: 7108
30 Jul 2013 11:13 PM
o god why did i waste my time writing all of this
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trombonekid is not online. trombonekid
Joined: 11 May 2012
Total Posts: 1538
30 Jul 2013 11:13 PM
tl;dr

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