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| 30 Jul 2013 11:11 PM |
shed stands infront of a line of 3 interns
shed: alright thank you for working at roblox. our new interns killed themselves because of unknown reasons *cough*. so we hired you 3 to get the job done.
shed then walks to the first person
he examines the person
shed: okay. YOU. you will be the person making the crap new hats. got it?
intern1: SIR YES SIR
shed: oh god jesus christ. just for screaming in my ear, you now have to clean the bathrooms. GET MOVING, INTERN.
intern1 runs to the bathrooms
shed then proceeds to the second person
then examines the person
shed: alright... hmmmm.
shed takes a couple seconds to decide
shed: alright! you will moderate the forums!
intern2 begins to look sad, cry, and gets on his knees
intern2: PLease shed... *sniff* dont please dont make me moderate the forums *sniff* pleeeeease the kids will maul me there and im gonna have to *sniff* deal with a bunch of title changerrrrrrrrrrs
intern2 continues to cry
shed: too bad. you do what i tell you
intern2 looks up with tears on his face
intern2: please PLEASE PLEEEASE I WILL LICK YOUR FEET
shed looks at the sobbing intern very weirdly
shed: ok you can do that but you still have to mod the forums.
intern2: aaWWWWW nooooooOOOOOO *sniff*
shed then looks up and moves to intern3 while intern2s sobbing is still going on
shed examines intern3
intern3: wat do i hav 2 do mr she-
shed: you will rub davids back
intern3: oooo yayyyyyyyyy
intern3 runs to davids room all excited
shed looks up and sees intern1 coming out of the bathroom all wet because the toilet squirted him in the face, intern2 still crying on the ground, and intern3 thrown out of the room while david runs out of the room with a crowbar and beats up intern3 because he thought he was a robber
shed then sniffs and smiles and happily says
shed: i love roblox
the end
rip in peace intern3
1989 - 2013
you will forever be missed, friend. |
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| 30 Jul 2013 11:13 PM |
| o god why did i waste my time writing all of this |
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| 30 Jul 2013 11:13 PM |
tl;dr
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