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| 30 Jul 2013 10:57 PM |
Be anon and own a Twilight Sparkle pony. "Okay, Twi" you said. "Time for your m-" Twilight's ears perked up. "It's that time? B-but I don't have that in my scedual!" She said. "I am afraid so.." you say. "Now, this will be quick, honey. Just lay on your stomach and spread your legs." "W-wha? B-b-but I don't want to do this! This isn't r-" "Shhh.." you cut her off, giving her a pillow. "If it hurts to much, just bite down. It will be alright." you say while patting her head.
Twilight shivers as you pull the long thing out. "D-d-daddy?" She says in fear. "Don't worry! It will all be over. I can't risk lubrication. I'M GOIN IN DRY!" You say as you ram it in. "AHHHGGGHHH!" Twilight screams in agony and bites the pillow as you pull it out.
"See? Was that so bad?"
Shesh, it is so difficult trying to give Twilight her yearly shot. Luckily, the needle was specialy designed not to hurt or leave to big of a wound.
Twilight had her medication, it is all good. |
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| 30 Jul 2013 10:59 PM |
DEAR GOD MY EYES
MEDIC! DOCTOR!
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| 30 Jul 2013 11:04 PM |
Did anyone read the WHOLE thing?
Twilight was just getting her yearly shot. |
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| 30 Jul 2013 11:10 PM |
| oh well that's not what i was expecting at all |
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Vaterland
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| 30 Jul 2013 11:10 PM |
When I read halfway I was like "this is one of those times I wish I just said TL;DR and moved on isn't it?"
Then I read the last sentence and everything was fine :D |
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