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| 29 Jul 2013 09:40 PM |
INFINITY HILL SURVIVAL PAMPHLET: "OOPS, WE DID IT AGAIN" EDITION
We'd like to apologize for any inconvenience related to letting the ZED virus out from it's original spreading point of Atom falls, we thought pouring acid on the area would help stop the infection but that only caused more problems, anyways, it appears that from brutal inconvenience, or somebody actually escaping the city limits, the ZED virus has spread to the CITY of INFINITY HILL, expect HELP within 3-10 BUSINESS WEEKS, until then, -%-APPROPRIATE CIVILIZATION TYPE 2-%- limits will be walled off, escaping these limits will result in immediate -%-DEATH SYNONYM 23-%-. Until then, have these special tips!
1. Stay indoors 2. Preventing spread of infection by using antibiotics is preferred to curing the problem with a large calibre handgun. 3. INFINITY HILL is -% NOT %- completely and utterly screwed 4. If you lack a home, you will be executed by BLI personnel on sight, vagrancy is not tolerated. 5. Our shop: BLI at home, is still functioning, feel free to order instant airdrop products, from a long range of items, from -% HANDGUN BRAND 22-53.B %- to -% GRANOLA BAR BRAND NO. 22 %- at your fingertips, order from any BLI brand device 6. Buy, buy, buy!
TO IDENTIFY YOURSELF IN-CASE OF -% MINOR %- INJURY PLEASE WRITE YOUR FULL NAME AT THE BOTTOM OF THIS SHEET, YOU WILL BE RESCUED AND GIVEN -% FROZEN DESERT NO. 2 %-
HERE IS WHERE WE PUT QUOTES FROM OUR LEADERS "I am sorry" -Philip Masterson, CEO, BLI.
"Yes" -Timothy Greene, Head of R&D, BLI.
".....IS WRONG WITH YOU......I OUGHTA........IN THE SPLEEN......" -Thom Graham, Mayor, Infinity Hill
NOTHING IS WRONG
THIS PAMPHLET BELONGS TO:______________(Your name here)
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gwebster2
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| 29 Jul 2013 09:41 PM |
I approve of this thread
and I did not work on it
me a random stranger
I approve with my unbiased opinion
stamp o' approval |
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lien587
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| 29 Jul 2013 09:41 PM |
| Fredric Halbern the Seventh |
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gwebster2
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| 29 Jul 2013 09:41 PM |
aaaand
THIS PAMPHLET BELONGS TOO: Johnathon Harris |
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| 29 Jul 2013 09:46 PM |
| Lien, please give a better name, kindly. |
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| 29 Jul 2013 09:51 PM |
| THIS PAMPHLET BELONGS TO: Jean Roar AND YES I'M A DUDE |
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lien587
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| 29 Jul 2013 10:10 PM |
| John Jacobs(-Jinkel-Heimershmitts) |
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| 29 Jul 2013 10:27 PM |
| You see, the isrp is humorous, but not that way. |
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| 29 Jul 2013 10:39 PM |
| THIS PAMPHLET BELONGS TO: Zachary Stone |
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Riku1257
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| 29 Jul 2013 10:45 PM |
| THIS PAMPHLET BELONGS TO: Phillip Greeley |
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| 29 Jul 2013 10:48 PM |
HARRIS
You awaken inside of an apartment, not YOUR apartment, a apartment. it has a small kitchen area, a tv, an office area, and a bed.
ROAR
You awake to darkness, you see a small hole infront of you.
STONE
FREE GAME PIECE: PICK ONE
Small office building
House
Bus |
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| 29 Jul 2013 10:51 PM |
Small office building, totally not playing World of Warcraft, I swear.
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| 29 Jul 2013 10:52 PM |
GREELEY
You awaken in what looks like a small survival bunker. |
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| 29 Jul 2013 10:56 PM |
GREELEY
Examine surroundings in detail, search for any objects of potential use to me. |
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| 29 Jul 2013 11:28 PM |
STONE
You start in a small supply closet, filled with staples, lighter fluid, the like.
GREELEY
It appears to be pretty well stocked. |
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| 29 Jul 2013 11:34 PM |
GREELEY THE LUBRICATED WHALE
You find, in this order
2 syringes labeled "More-feen" 1 medkit, filled with enough supplies to be used only once, but you can hold the syringes in the box, so uh. 1 handgun, colt 1903 model, all silver, pearl grip, it's chambered in .38 acp, good luck finding those, buddy.
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| 29 Jul 2013 11:37 PM |
"Timothy Green"
~ Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn DESU ~ |
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| 29 Jul 2013 11:42 PM |
GREEN
ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR HP 0/100 HP 50/100 HP 33333333/0
-SHOTGUN -SHOTGUN -SHOTGUN -HAT
Roar
From what you see, apparently you're in a coffin. |
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0Z0NE
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| 29 Jul 2013 11:59 PM |
MCGOLDENBERGENSTATATSTSTSATATAATATSATSTSTSLUBE
BLI SENDS YOU A BOX OF COBRAS
YOU DIE |
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0Z0NE
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| 30 Jul 2013 12:05 AM |
Biscuittriscuitberg
Your credit card bounces and you only know the twist. |
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| 30 Jul 2013 12:05 AM |
Roar
I check myself and around me for any objects. Is the hole something I can go through? |
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