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| 27 May 2013 02:08 PM |
It's summertime so obviously the eight-year-olds are gonna be spamming the forum. Brace yourselves.
~I've got a joke. Modern Society. |
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HASARAS
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| 27 May 2013 02:55 PM |
| They can take our roleplaying lives, but what they can never take, is our FREEEEEEEEEEDOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!! |
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| 27 May 2013 02:58 PM |
| "Erh sire, they already have." The disciple says, pointing to a bunch of children stealing the Flag of Freedom. |
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| 27 May 2013 02:59 PM |
Quickly, Someone tie them to the tracks and pour petrol on them! I'll start up the flaming locomotive!
~I've got a joke. Modern Society. |
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HASARAS
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| 27 May 2013 03:00 PM |
| "Schist!" He replies. "Quickly, send the Sky of Souls RP after them!" He orders. Angels and demons fly after the children. A few minutes later, the disciple rushes back in, panting. "Sir, we can't hold them! They've got too many COD roleplays!" |
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| 27 May 2013 03:03 PM |
| "We cannot ho-" I begin, as the eastern gate is blown down by a COD Role-play. "Eastern gate is gone! We cannot hold the fort! We must retreat to the catcha-" I almost finish, before my head is blown off by a COD role-play. |
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| 27 May 2013 03:08 PM |
| Toomuch being one of the said summerflags. |
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| 27 May 2013 03:08 PM |
"Ultrae! No!" I scream. I collect the remaining role-players and retreat in RP tower. Quickly!We need the SuperHero role-players on the front lines, followed by the hardcore survival ones! oh,and fantasy, I need you to put a forcefield around the tower!
~I've got a joke. Modern Society. |
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| 27 May 2013 03:37 PM |
| Assassin's sits in the corner on a stool, nervously munching on a scarlet handkerchief. "It's no use," he calls out, "we are beaten. High schools and aimless war dramas are in every direction. The gates will not hold." |
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jabir1234
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| 27 May 2013 03:44 PM |
We have a final roleplay!
Nukes.
Launch the warhead,and make sure that atom splitter has now be transformed into a blade splitter! |
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| 27 May 2013 03:46 PM |
I load a single bullet into my revolver, putting the weapon to my head as they smash the doors down with their godmodders and COD RPers.
I pull the trigger, and death comes at long last. |
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jabir1234
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| 27 May 2013 03:47 PM |
"No,no more will die under my hands!"
I grab a mag for my MP40,I'm going German style. "F___ this MP40,it's being jammed by godmodders." |
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bockhead
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| 27 May 2013 03:53 PM |
| I am trampled down by baws yoloswagrebelz before doing anything contributive to the war effort. |
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| 27 May 2013 03:57 PM |
| Then all of us lands in a wasteland of toxic Roleplays. |
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| 27 May 2013 03:57 PM |
Don't give up! We cannot let RP Tower burn! Hayden set ofa bomb on them. They begin retreating. "Now we must stop them from returning! Survivors, come!"
~I've got a joke. Modern Society. |
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| 27 May 2013 03:59 PM |
"If I must make an impression on these fools, then I will." Sweeping aside my stylish raincoat, I yell out, "Ey Mac, wanna buy a sundial?". I pull golden sundials from beneath the raincoat, flinging them at the oncoming children. They home in on their heads, creating small, firecracker-like explosions after three seconds of contact with flesh.
"Where are those superheroes, Hayden?" I shout above the explosions. |
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jabir1234
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| 27 May 2013 04:02 PM |
"I can't take it anymore,Sir,I'm strapping myself to the warhead,at least,in my heart,I know I made a sacrifice to our great RP nation,and helped it to win glory"
I salute at my comrades,I using a robe to strap me to the "Fat boy" nuclear missile,I close my eyes,and I urge my comrades to launch the missile of death.
The net thing I remember is me in the sky,looking down as I feel dizzy with delight,knowing I'm going to take them. I'm taking them to zombieland.
And I respawn. |
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bockhead
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| 27 May 2013 04:03 PM |
| Woah, does dieing hurt? (You're my hero man.) |
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| 27 May 2013 04:05 PM |
"But wait, I forgot to draw comical things on the warhead!"
I continue whining incoherently for several minutes, then set about making new sundials. |
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