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| 28 Jul 2013 08:49 PM |
| So tommorow, when my acc gets un 3day'd, I will get BC and robux. I am referring the person who can make me laugh the hardest in the comments. |
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| 28 Jul 2013 08:50 PM |
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side! HAHAHAHA Hilarious.
~TEH EPIK DUCK NEVER CAME~ |
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| 28 Jul 2013 08:51 PM |
i wish i met a girl who didnt end in .png k thx
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| 28 Jul 2013 08:51 PM |
Why did the chicken cross the road?
I may not know the answer, but I have a question for you too, why are you questioning me every motive a simple chicken does - this is obviously blasphemy! This is madness!
No, sir, THIS IS....
A very badly told joke.
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| 28 Jul 2013 08:52 PM |
| These jokes are sad. They made me giggle, but they are sad. |
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| 28 Jul 2013 08:53 PM |
ikr my joke is sad totaly sad
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| 28 Jul 2013 08:54 PM |
There were 3 guys, stuck in a desert.
God told them to go on a hill, and say what they wanted to turn into to get out the desert.
The first guy went up, and said "snake"
He turned into a snake and slithered out the desert.
The second guy went up, and said "car"
He turned into a car and drove out the desert.
The third guy went up, tripped on a rock, and yelled "CRAP!"
he turned into crap
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| 28 Jul 2013 08:54 PM |
| yo mamma so fat when I think of her my neck snaps |
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Razghul
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| 28 Jul 2013 08:54 PM |
"they make me giggle"
i'm sorry, what
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| 28 Jul 2013 08:55 PM |
a man walked into the bar with a shotgun and yells "who slept with my wife!?" a voice replies "YOU AINT GOT ENOUGH BULLETS MATE" |
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| 28 Jul 2013 08:55 PM |
| @Irockyourheadoff, His mother died in a car crash. |
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| 28 Jul 2013 08:56 PM |
| What is it called when a blond whispers into another blonds ear? Data transfer. |
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| 28 Jul 2013 08:57 PM |
| sometimes I feel like a potato and curl up into a ball |
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| 28 Jul 2013 08:57 PM |
Germany is visiting Poland. Poland asks Germany in a series of questions, "Occupation?" Germany replies; "No, just visiting."
alternate
England is visiting Australia and Australia asks, Do you have a criminal record? England replies "I didn't know that was still a requirement."
(countries are people) |
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| 28 Jul 2013 08:57 PM |
@Britney178 No...? She's still alive... And how about this @irockyourheadoff YOUR MOM IS SO DANG FAT, I TRIED TO PICTURE HER IN MY HEAD AND SHE BROKE MY DANG NECK! |
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| 28 Jul 2013 08:58 PM |
If Vaktus OD'ed iBurning I would call him and say "threeeeee waaaaaaay????" |
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| 28 Jul 2013 08:59 PM |
| you wanna know why the chicken crossed the rode? it saw your face |
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| 28 Jul 2013 08:59 PM |
two jokes
1: my life
2: http://www.roblox.com/prepare-item?id=117161139 |
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| 28 Jul 2013 08:59 PM |
| eating clocks is really time consuming |
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| 28 Jul 2013 09:00 PM |
you go to a bar im a man you meet a babe im a man you go to your house im a man you sleep with her im a man she wakes up and says im a man |
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| 28 Jul 2013 09:00 PM |
| Child, I shall grant you power if I recieve such amount, I shall give you a little of power, but it will work greatly. |
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| 28 Jul 2013 09:00 PM |
One day a mathematician decides that he is sick of math. So, he walks down to the fire department and announces that he wants to become a fireman.
The fire chief says, “Well, you look like a good guy. I’d be glad to hire you, but first I have to give you a little test.”
The fire chief takes the mathematician to the alley behind the fire department which contains a dumpster, a spigot, and a hose. The chief then says, “OK, you’re walking in the alley and you see the dumpster here is on fire. What do you do?”
The mathematician replies, “Well, I hook up the hose to the spigot, turn the water on, and put out the fire.”
The chief says, “That’s great… perfect. Now I have to ask you just one more question. What do you do if you’re walking down the alley and you see the dumpster is not on fire?”
The mathematician puzzles over the question for a while and he finally says, “I light the dumpster on fire.”
The chief yells, “What? That’s horrible! Why would you light the dumpster on fire?”
The mathematician replies, “Well, that way I reduce the problem to one I’ve already solved.”
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