StanAdam
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| 25 Jul 2013 06:30 AM |
| l understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no -blam!- way Paper can beat Rock. Paper is supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? Why the hell can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why isn't notebook paper constantly suffocating students while they take notes in class? I'll tell you why: because paper can't beat anybody; a rock would tear that -blam!- up in 2 seconds. When I play rock/paper/scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to beat me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, "Oh -blam!-, I'm sorry. I thought paper would protect you, you -blam!-!" |
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OTScp106
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| 25 Jul 2013 06:31 AM |
| yeah i hate that paper too |
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iHyraphax
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| 25 Jul 2013 06:31 AM |
| Now where did you get this copypasta from? |
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StanAdam
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| 25 Jul 2013 06:32 AM |
Internet it's pretty obvious.
个 Lost? My post is up there 个 |
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OTScp106
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paylay
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| 25 Jul 2013 06:34 AM |
| If you don't like Rock Paper Sissors then don't play it. Pretty simple |
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StanAdam
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| 25 Jul 2013 06:35 AM |
I DON'T PLAY IT YOU ASSUMER. DON'T BE SUCH A PISSBUCKET.
个 Lost? My post is up there 个 |
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paylay
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| 25 Jul 2013 06:37 AM |
You just said at the begining "when I play it I always pick rock".
That means you play it and you pick rock... |
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StanAdam
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| 25 Jul 2013 06:38 AM |
NO IT DOESN'T GAH YOU NEED EDUCATION EDUCATION PLEASE GAH GAH UGG.
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paylay
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| 25 Jul 2013 06:40 AM |
| I'm pretty sure when you say "Whenever I play it." that means you play it... |
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StanAdam
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| 25 Jul 2013 06:40 AM |
NO IT DOESN'T LEARN GRAMMAR UGGGGG.
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paylay
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| 25 Jul 2013 06:43 AM |
Okay. First of all you need a period after doesn't. Second of all you said in start post, third line up, "When I play rock/paper/sissors. I always choose rock." That means you play it. Not everyday of your life, but sometimes you play it. |
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