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| 22 Jul 2013 06:44 AM |
Zombieslayer847884 - Joke:
Normal Mode:
Adult Swim Time
No Kids Aloud.
Joke Mode:
Adult Swim Time?
No, Kids Aloud. |
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| 22 Jul 2013 06:54 AM |
Why Do Seagulls Fly Over The Sea?
Because, If They Flew Over The Bay, They Would Be Bagels. |
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| 22 Jul 2013 06:59 AM |
What Did The Drinking Fountain Say To The Student?
Have A Nice Spray. |
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| 22 Jul 2013 07:01 AM |
Why Did The Cow Study All Night?
She Wanted To Go To The Head Of Grass. |
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| 22 Jul 2013 07:15 AM |
Knock Knock
Whos there?
Cows go.
Cows go who?
No, cows go moo. |
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mrk23
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| 22 Jul 2013 07:16 AM |
Here's a better one:
Good moderation. |
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INSANERJ
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| 22 Jul 2013 07:19 AM |
| One day Little Red Riding Hood was walking to her grandmother's house. She knocks on the door, but all she hears is screams. So she throws open the door and sees the Big Bad Wolf and her grandmother in the bed. She exclaims, "Grandma, are you all right? I thought the Big Bad Wolf was eating you!" The grandmother replies, "He was, until you showed up." |
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| 22 Jul 2013 07:21 AM |
What did the Magikarp say when it hit a brick wall?
Daaaaaamn.
Hoppips! Hoppips for everyone! |
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| 22 Jul 2013 07:23 AM |
When Is The Mailbox Like the Alphabet?
When It's Full Of Letters. |
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| 22 Jul 2013 07:25 AM |
What Kind Of Pen Is Not Good At Writing?
A Pigpen. |
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| 22 Jul 2013 07:25 AM |
What Kind Of Ship Must All Students Master?
Penmanship. |
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| 22 Jul 2013 07:27 AM |
Why Did The Student Take Lipstick And Eye Shadow To School?
He Had To Take A Makeup Test. |
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| 22 Jul 2013 07:30 AM |
Why Are Skeletons So Good At Math?
They Really Bone Up On It. |
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| 22 Jul 2013 07:30 AM |
Two greyhounds were discussing their skills on the race track. 'I've won 8 of my last twenty races,' said the first one 'That's nothing, I've won 13 of my last twenty two. said the other. A horse poked its head round the kennel and said, 'Well I've won 99 of my last 100 and only lost one because I was ill. The greyhounds were amazed. 'Wow, did you see that? they said 'A horse that can talk!'. |
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| 22 Jul 2013 07:32 AM |
Why Wouldn't The Teacher Show His Students How To Connect Two Points?
That's Where He Drew The Line. |
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| 22 Jul 2013 07:34 AM |
Knock-Knock. Who's There? Reese. Reese Who? Recess Is My Favorite Subject! |
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| 22 Jul 2013 07:35 AM |
What Comes Just Before Detention?
C-Tention. |
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| 22 Jul 2013 07:36 AM |
Harry: Will you remember me in 50 years? Alan: Yes. Harry Will you remember me in 20 years? Alan: Yes. Harry: Will you remember me in 10 years? Alan: Yes. Harry: Will you remember me in 5 years? Alan: Yes. Harry: Will you remember me next year? Alan: Yes. Harry: Will you remember me next month? Alan: Yes. Harry: Will you remember me next week? Alan: Yes. Harry: Will you remember me tomorrow? Alan: Yes. Harry: Will you remember me in another minute? Alan: Yes. Harry: Will you remember me in another second. Alan: Yes. Harry: Knock knock. Alan: Who's there? Harry: You've forgotten me already? |
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| 22 Jul 2013 07:36 AM |
What Kind Of Test Does A Bubble Hate The Most?
Pop Quizzes. |
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| 22 Jul 2013 07:37 AM |
Alan: Bet I can jump higher then a house. Harry: I bet you cant. Alan: I win, houses cant jump. |
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| 22 Jul 2013 07:37 AM |
JAZZDOWN Keep Posting Jokes. Their Really Funny. |
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| 22 Jul 2013 07:38 AM |
What Part Of The Beach Is The Smartest?
The Quicksand. |
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| 22 Jul 2013 07:39 AM |
Why Was Soap Always Good In School?
He Never Got In Bubble. |
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