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| 20 Jul 2013 09:44 PM |
| Sorry, that title was to get your attention. Please keep reading. I was at school yesterday, and I was starving at lunch. I decided to eat everything on my tray. I ate three soggy burritos, dripping with melted cheese and hamburger juices. I drank the milk, and it felt quit slimy as it slithered down my throat like a snail. In class, my stomach started making very loud noises. I had to fart, but I had to force it. All of sudden, some very gooey dirahhea squirted from my shorts and dripped down my legs. I stood up to try to run, but a giant blast of poop rocketed at the kid next to me. Another barrage of turd exploded from my rectum, and pieces of hamburger floated in it. Kids were laughing at me, even the teacher. They grabbed their things and ran, but I fired off another round of substance at a pretty girl. She was covered in dripping love. I had to get a ride to the hospital, they found a tube shoved inside of me and the nurse got covered in my substances. Do I need to move? Does this ruin my chances of ever getting a gf? |
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comiconor
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| 20 Jul 2013 09:46 PM |
No, girls will like you more now. Probably. IDK. I'm not a girl.
I act like a fool all the time and I'm fairly sure there's at least one girl someone who would like to talk to me. |
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| 20 Jul 2013 09:47 PM |
| tl;dr version: He has a tube up him, and wants to know if he can ever get a gf. |
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Bladez44
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Outlaw001
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| 20 Jul 2013 09:47 PM |
uhhh
Checkmate. -One does NOT simply become an Outlaw while saying 'DID SOMEBODY SAY 'OUTLAW'' |
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Bladez44
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| 20 Jul 2013 09:48 PM |
| Well you're question is answered if you answer this question. Did you enjoy the tube? lel |
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Helton11
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| 20 Jul 2013 09:50 PM |
yep
your screwed
Alversia's Best, All day, everyday. |
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| 20 Jul 2013 09:51 PM |
| yes i enjoyed the tube and its not even smooth its like an octagon i love the way it feels in bum |
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| 20 Jul 2013 10:02 PM |
| What in God's name did I just read? |
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iUnseen
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Vekul
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| 30 Sep 2014 07:15 AM |
"hamburger floated off" lol |
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Avistis
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Avistis
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| 30 Sep 2014 07:20 AM |
i mean,
i bunch of other people have already posted this |
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| 12 Oct 2014 10:55 AM |
| im sorry they have to read this |
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| 12 Oct 2014 10:57 AM |
"In class, my stomach started making very loud noises. I had to fart, but I had to force it. All of sudden, some very gooey dirahhea squirted from my shorts and dripped down my legs"
WIN32 WIN32 YOU ARE SCREWED! |
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iUnseen
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