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| 19 Jul 2013 08:35 PM |
Post it when I'm done, m'kay?
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| 19 Jul 2013 08:46 PM |
Legoseed In Da Kitchen
Pt. 1
The buzz light year alarm went off.
“5 O’clock in the morning.” Legoseed mumbled to himself. “Why do I even do this? What is the point? It’s not like I do anything except cook . . . You know what, today I swear I’m not doing a thing. Nope, not a single thing. Just going to lay in bed all day, doing absolutely nothing. It’s my life, not anyone else’s!”
“LEGOSEED GET YOUR BUTT DOWN HERE. I HAVE GUESTS COMING OVER AND I NEED YOU TO COOK THE BEST THING EVER. LIKE POPTARTS OR WHATEVER.”
Demanded his mother, she was always a bit of a grump. Never giving Legoseed any free time of his own, always forcing him to give her foot rubs and attend to her old woman needs. He hated it. But there was nothing he could do about it; he just did what he was told to avoid any conflict or another beating, for that matter.
Slowly he climbed out of his bed, stripping his Scooby doo pajamas of and putting his chef boyardy costume on. He looked at himself in the mirror, “What am I doing with my life?” He asked himself. ____________________________________________________________________________
Should I write part two, yes or no?
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| 19 Jul 2013 08:48 PM |
Very well.
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| 19 Jul 2013 09:00 PM |
Legoseed In Da Kitchen
Pt. 2
He pulled down the flower, the poptarts, the jelly, and some crazy French seasonings.
“What delectable dish shall I make my mother’s obese friends today? Popcorn? Hotdogs? French Onion Soup? Escargot?” He pondered this question for a period of time, before his mother abruptly interrupting.
“Idgf, just something that’ll get the senator to marry me. Also it needs to be enough for over 9000 friends. So chop chop!”
“Over 9000? I feel like my mother has a strange addiction to the internet community. Plausibly 4chan, maybe reddit. I mean, she practically speaks in internet slang.” He asked himself. “Oh well, I guess I’ll just make some bouillabaisse. . . Now, where did I place that lamb brain?”
He searched far and wide, but couldn’t find that gosh darn lamb brain. He looked under the counter, in the shower, even in the Eiffel tower! But he couldn’t find that silly willy lamby wammy brain(y).
“Hey mom, do you know where the lamb brain is?”
“Lol, Idk… I think I threw it in the neighbors pool.” She laughed hysterically, “You shoulda’ seen the look on their faces! It was like aunt buildergirls face whenever she got a limited!” “Why would you do such a thing! I need that for tonights dish you blasphemous woman!”
“Idc, I’m going back to playing Mario kart so . . . Ttyl.”
He face-palmed. “Mom, no one actually talks like that in real life.”
“Shh, I’ma run dis turtle lookin’ guy off the road!” She exclaimed. “Looks like I’ll have to go to . . . THE STORE!” The very word sent shivers down his spine.
Human contact, how disgusting!
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| 19 Jul 2013 09:11 PM |
Legoseed In Da Kitchen Pt. 3
He rolled the shopping cart down the aisle, doing anything he could to avoid any unwanted eye contact or social interaction. He was here to pick up some lamb brain, then get back home.
Unfortunately, fate is a cruel maiden and did not have the same intentions for him.
“HI LEGOSEED! :D” A voice came from behind him.
“Dammit . . . It’s my biggest fan, Gordon Ramsey!”
“Howz u doin lego? I made a poo poo but didn’t clean it up now mommy dumped me here and I saw you what dumb luck you yank! Ahahahahaha”
“I’m doing fine I suppose. Thanks for asking. Listen, I’ve only come here to pick up some lamb brain, so I best be—“
“LAMB BRAIN! WHAT ARE YOU, MARTHA STEWART? LAMB BRAIN TASTES AS GOOD AS SPONGEBOB! AND HE’S A FRIGGIN SPONGE!”
Legoseed had almost forgotten. Gordon has Terrets syndrome. A disease in which makes you scream nonsense.
“Yeah, lamb brain.”
“Well good luck with that YOU SIMON COWELL OF COOKING!” Gordon then began knocking items off the selves, while singing a modified version of “Mary had a little lamb.”
“Why do I even live…?” he sighed. “Oh look, lamb brain!”
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| 19 Jul 2013 09:15 PM |
This next part will be the fourth, and final chapter of the legoseed legacy.
Unless the people want a sequel, of course. Which they won't, unfortunately.
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| 19 Jul 2013 09:34 PM |
Roblox won't let me post the 4th part.
Apparently it goes "against their rules"
CENSORSHIP ! |
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| 19 Jul 2013 09:45 PM |
| Did you mean tourettes syndrome? |
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| 19 Jul 2013 09:45 PM |
Legoseed In Da Kitchen Pt. 4 It was finished. After so much blood spill and a little magich is lamb brain surprise was finished. Everyone would love it, he just knew it. All of his blood, sweat, and tears went into this. Literally, he had to be IN the oven while cooking it, crying because he was chopping onions, and a vampire bit him because it could Despite the 10th degree burns, he had never felt better in his life. He would finally gain his pineapples approval, and he would be freeeeeeeee. Or so he thought. Everyone loved lamb brain surprise so much he got him a scholarship to a community college for a cooking class! He quickly advanced to number one in his class of 3! His mother was proud of him! He gained his pineapples approval! What a wonderflous day! What could ever go wrong. Well something went very wrong. The nightmare happened. He was walking down the street, when suddenly a robber came out from the shadows and murdered him and he died then became a ghost leaving his wife and firty too bootulful ostriches behind. The scary part was…. That robber, was you. And it wasn’t a dream. It happened just outside your door. Don’t come out tonight, otherwise legoseeds ghost will haunt you forever and ever while throwing poptarts at you and his mother will play Mario kart on your wii / other gaming console. Forever. And ever.
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| 19 Jul 2013 09:47 PM |
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| 19 Jul 2013 09:51 PM |
I just hope legoseed likes it.
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| 19 Jul 2013 09:57 PM |
That means the WORLD to me.
Now I want to write one about a different RTer.....
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| 19 Jul 2013 10:01 PM |
@Lieutenant,
I know nothing about you so I'm going to make it up as I go along, okay? :)
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| 19 Jul 2013 10:11 PM |
The Forbidden Pastry. Pt.1 Lieutenant Snow had always been an odd ball. A great chef, always ready to test new things, preform pastry making ceremonies which were thought to be impossible. But he made them possible. He had won the title of one of the greatest Pastry Chefs in all of Russia.
While his younger sibling, Lieutenant Frost, always lived in his shadow. Anything he attempted cook always burst in a rainbow colored fire. The other pastry chefs always mocked him for his ability, wherever he went he was mocked. It probably didn’t help that he lived in a village which everyone was a pastry chef, but still he didn’t like it.
He sat in his room, on his giant banana for hours while watching the incredibles. He liked the incredibles because everyone was very different, and had their own individual talents. Not everyone was the same. Not every single person wore a tall, white chef hat. They could choose to be whoever they pleased.
He liked that a lot.
He was going to become his own man. No longer shall he live in his brothers shadow, everyone would consume the pastries and they would all cry unicorn farts when eating them. He would become a super villain, a mad man, he would surpass his brother.
“How shall I do this, you ask?” He said to himself. “It’s simple, we kill the batman. I mean… er…. Lieutenant Frost.”
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