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| 19 Jul 2013 04:16 PM |
| How many dead babies does it take to bump this thread? |
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| 19 Jul 2013 04:19 PM |
| How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? 419, to create a small mountain so a person can climb up and change the bulb. |
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| 19 Jul 2013 04:20 PM |
| Someone has been watching too many horror movies... |
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| 19 Jul 2013 04:21 PM |
| Oh come on, they're funny. Also, I don't watch horror movies, I got these from my BSA troop. |
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Unifastic
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| 19 Jul 2013 04:22 PM |
this isn't funny, one of my relative's babies died before it was even born.
thanks for reminding me, jerk
Say hi to Hatty! |
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| 19 Jul 2013 04:23 PM |
its not the jokes that bother me
its kiddos and newfregs like OP, that actually have a fanbase for them, that bug me |
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| 19 Jul 2013 04:23 PM |
| It takes twenty hundred thousand dead babies and a piece of coral to make a TARDIS. |
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| 19 Jul 2013 04:24 PM |
| i need cookies here me and her crack up with the dead baby jakes |
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| 19 Jul 2013 04:24 PM |
| Fanbase? BSA = Boy Scouts of America. One of the kids in my troop has a ton of them. |
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| 19 Jul 2013 04:26 PM |
Which one is louder?
A gun shot?
Or a baby crying? |
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| 19 Jul 2013 04:27 PM |
Why do you put a baby in the blender feet first?
To see its facial reaction. |
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| 19 Jul 2013 04:27 PM |
| If you strangle them, it's silent both ways.. |
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| 19 Jul 2013 04:27 PM |
| Why do you put a baby in head first? To see it's legs kick and squirm. |
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| 19 Jul 2013 04:28 PM |
He should go to a mental hospital.
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| 19 Jul 2013 04:31 PM |
OP is trying too hard to edgy
watch out guys, you might cut yourselves on the edge of OP's jokes
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| 19 Jul 2013 04:33 PM |
Never put babies in the microwave if they smell bad. What's left of them after you take them out smells worse.
~VWORP BELGIUM~ |
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