maxi1332
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| 19 Jul 2013 02:40 AM |
Why did suzy fall off the swing?
Because she had no arms.
now you feel bad k bye |
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Skyman772
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| 19 Jul 2013 02:41 AM |
What do pirates drive?
A cARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR. |
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| 19 Jul 2013 02:43 AM |
What`s another name for a female garbage can? A Garbetch |
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| 19 Jul 2013 02:43 AM |
Sky: What do pirates drive?
Me: A pirate ship?
Sky, No, A cARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR.
Me: I'm pretty sure it's a pirate sh-
Sky: A cARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR.
Me: But-
Sky: A CARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!
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Cr4ft
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maxi1332
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| 19 Jul 2013 02:46 AM |
Why are pirates pirates?
Because they ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
fruits.
There needs to be a Joke Forum...
"Let me guess, someone stole your sweet roll?" -Guard |
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Cr4ft
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| 19 Jul 2013 02:47 AM |
I know a pretty good joke. US economy and China's great wallet. |
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maxi1332
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| 19 Jul 2013 02:53 AM |
Man walks into a Hotel. He walks up to the desk, and says,"Man, this must be the worst Hotel in the universe." A worker replys,"Hello, sir. We already set up a room for you. It has a zombie in it." "What?" "Nothing. It's on the third floor, first door to the left. Sleep well."
How is this a joke?
"Let me guess, someone stole your sweet roll?" -Guard |
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Cr4ft
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| 19 Jul 2013 02:58 AM |
Two atoms walk into a bar. Atom 1: Have you lost a proton? Atom 2: Nope. Atom 1: Are you sure? Atom 2: I'm positive. |
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maxi1332
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| 19 Jul 2013 02:58 AM |
Thanks for the free bump.
Why did the Fried Chicken cross the rode?
Shedletsky was coming!
"Let me guess, someone stole your sweet roll?" -Guard |
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