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| 15 Jul 2013 09:54 PM |
(THIS IS NOT VON X JUICE 3. JUICE IS WRITING THAT ONE.)
"Come on, people, we have to move!"
General Boring of the OT Militia repeated his order as another F5 bomb dropped from the skies. C&G had been threatening OT with raids for a while now, but the warnings were disregarded. OT soldiers were running everywhere to various planes aboard the aircraft carrier USS Get Out.
Von and Juice just so happened to have the same plane: an obsolete bomber which Von had restored back to its prime condition. As they ran towards the plane, bullets from the C&G jets above destroyed a satellite dish on the carrier. As the duo entered the plane, they heard a jet swooping in from above. Von managed to start the engine and take off seconds before the jet fired.
C&G was two subforums away from OT, but the Get Out was in LMaD waters, so the journey was short. As Von and Juice neared the C&G outpost, Juice was prepared to drop the bomb.
"Now!" Von shouted.
She pressed the button. The bomb bay doors opened. Nothing happened.
"...Where's the F5?" Juice asked worriedly. "It was in the bomb bay when we took off, right?"
Von suddenly picked up a parachute and switched the jet to autopilot.
"What do you think you're doing?!" Juice screamed.
"I won't be long!" was his answer.
Von stepped outside of the plane, manually opened the chute, and slung it over a hook on the plane's right side. Holding on to a pipe, Von looked for any problems with the bomb. It had been secured in place with steel cables held together with a lock, and he had forgotten to remove them before they took off.
The key to the lock was nowhere to be found. Von suddenly picked up a small hammer and attempted to break the lock. Suddenly, he heard a familiar noise from behind the plane. He turned around, and saw a C&G jet. Knowing that he had no weapons and he couldn't get rid of the hammer, he desperately took off his wastebin-lid helmet. His other hats fell off, revealing a head of well-groomed hair.
The helmet felt like a Frisbee in Von's hand. He threw the helmet towards the jet's engine. Moments later, he heard an explosion. The plan had worked! The jet began going down, and a relieved Von got back to breaking the lock.
Finally, after much hard work, the lock was destroyed. The steel cables fell loose, and the F5 bomb dropped into the heart of the outpost. Von crawled back into the plane and closed the bomb bay doors as the explosion completely decimated the base. Von switched the bomber out of autopilot, and said nothing as he and Juice flew back to the Get Out.
"Von, I've got half a mind to kick you out of the OT Militia for disobeying orders, endangering a fellow pilot, and performing unauthorized maintenance on a craft while in motion," said General Boring as the pair exited the plane and retold what had happened. Von looked sheepishly at Juice, then at Boring.
"However, due to the fact that you successfully F5 bombed C&G, which hasn't been done in ages, and eliminated the leader of a major war clan, the other half of my mind is telling me to let you stay. And I always listen to the second half more."
Upon hearing this, Von's face lit up. Out of a combination of joy and relief, he hugged Juice, then promptly ceased. He saluted his general, and set off to the mess hall alongside Juice to discuss the matter with their fellow soldiers.
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| 15 Jul 2013 09:55 PM |
bump
oh floodcheck, how i hate you so
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kent195
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| 15 Jul 2013 09:57 PM |
Is the one juice typing That has lemon right.... |
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| 15 Jul 2013 09:58 PM |
yes, the one written by juice will have lemon, i am assuming
also how is this one
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| 15 Jul 2013 09:59 PM |
| can i write something similar |
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kent195
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| 15 Jul 2013 10:01 PM |
Well then You know the link to that thread? |
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| 15 Jul 2013 10:07 PM |
@Bravo, sure, but I'll need a manuscript before I can consider it canon.
@Kent, Juice hasn't written it yet, I don't think.
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| 15 Jul 2013 10:12 PM |
OP oh ok Can you PM me the link when it's done |
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| 15 Jul 2013 10:13 PM |
@kent well i'll be gone from wednesday to saturday talk to juice about it
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| 15 Jul 2013 10:36 PM |
more readers pl0x
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| 15 Jul 2013 10:52 PM |
more
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| 21 Sep 2014 12:28 AM |
hotttttttttttt
go step on a lego brick | viva la resistance! | what would brian boitano do? | ARE YOU READY FOR FREDDY? |
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