| |
|
buck10me
|
  |
| Joined: 23 Jul 2009 |
| Total Posts: 5526 |
|
|
| 17 Jul 2013 09:01 PM |
-THE NEXT DAY-
You start walking down the isle, and crying tears of joy.
The preacher starts talking and the only important ones are...
"Will you love her, comfort her, honor and keep her, in sickness and in health, for richer, for poorer, for better, for worse, in sadness and in joy, to cherish and continually bestow upon her your heart’s deepest devotion, forsaking all others, keep yourself only unto her as long as you both shall live?"
And
"I will"
Both are said.
-AFTER THE WEDDING-
You walk inside and take off the wedding clothes.
You then both sit on the bed.
"Do you dream of having kids, Joi?"
A). Yes B). No
- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7AnhjdmrUmU - |
|
|
| Report Abuse |
|
|
|
| 17 Jul 2013 09:02 PM |
A "Of course. To give them the childhood I never had. To not need to lie, cheat, steal, murder for protection." |
|
|
| Report Abuse |
|
|
buck10me
|
  |
| Joined: 23 Jul 2009 |
| Total Posts: 5526 |
|
|
| 17 Jul 2013 09:05 PM |
He then looks you in the eye.
"Well why wait?"
You giggle.
A). Refuse B). Accept
- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7AnhjdmrUmU - |
|
|
| Report Abuse |
|
|
| |
|
buck10me
|
  |
| Joined: 23 Jul 2009 |
| Total Posts: 5526 |
|
|
| 17 Jul 2013 09:08 PM |
You then fall back on the bed.
The guard outside says...
"Oh boy here we go..."
One of them shuts the door.
-SKIP?-
A). No B). Yes
-If so what age?-
A). 22 B). 24 C). 26 D). 28 E). 30 F). 32
- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7AnhjdmrUmU - |
|
|
| Report Abuse |
|
|
| |
|
buck10me
|
  |
| Joined: 23 Jul 2009 |
| Total Posts: 5526 |
|
|
| 17 Jul 2013 09:09 PM |
(If you don't want to skip it.)
- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7AnhjdmrUmU - |
|
|
| Report Abuse |
|
|
|
| 17 Jul 2013 09:11 PM |
| (I don't care. I'll just get on PP.) |
|
|
| Report Abuse |
|
|
buck10me
|
  |
| Joined: 23 Jul 2009 |
| Total Posts: 5526 |
|
|
| 17 Jul 2013 09:18 PM |
(Fox, when I'm done making it, you can look at it, since you don't get disconnected in the process.)
- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7AnhjdmrUmU - |
|
|
| Report Abuse |
|
|
| |
|
buck10me
|
  |
| Joined: 23 Jul 2009 |
| Total Posts: 5526 |
|
|
| 17 Jul 2013 09:35 PM |
You get out of bed and walk downstairs and see your 15 year old son, Jackson, watching TV.
"Aren't you supposed to be in bed?"
"I don't really know, I'm supposed to be preparing for something, oh right school."
"I don't like your attitude."
He mumbles to himself...
A). Go back to sleep B). Stay up and put Jackson to bed.
(I'm skipping it to when your 38 and you have to deal with your children's problems.)
- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7AnhjdmrUmU - |
|
|
| Report Abuse |
|
|
|
| 17 Jul 2013 09:44 PM |
B "Get to bed now, young man." I growl. |
|
|
| Report Abuse |
|
|
buck10me
|
  |
| Joined: 23 Jul 2009 |
| Total Posts: 5526 |
|
|
| 17 Jul 2013 09:46 PM |
"Fine."
He walks upstairs.
You turn off the TV
A). Get ready for the next day B). Go back to sleep
- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7AnhjdmrUmU - |
|
|
| Report Abuse |
|
|
| |
|
buck10me
|
  |
| Joined: 23 Jul 2009 |
| Total Posts: 5526 |
|
|
| 17 Jul 2013 09:50 PM |
You walk back upstairs and go to sleep.
-2 HOURS LATER-
Your alarm clock goes off.
You get out of bed and walk downstairs.
(Here is a summary of your 36 you, 3 kids, one aged 12, one aged 14, one aged 15.)
A). Make breakfast for everyone B). Watch TV
- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7AnhjdmrUmU - |
|
|
| Report Abuse |
|
|
|
| 17 Jul 2013 09:51 PM |
A 'Cause that's what moms do. I make french toast. |
|
|
| Report Abuse |
|
|
buck10me
|
  |
| Joined: 23 Jul 2009 |
| Total Posts: 5526 |
|
|
| 17 Jul 2013 09:52 PM |
(I gotta go to sleep so make it quick)
- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7AnhjdmrUmU - |
|
|
| Report Abuse |
|
|
| |
|
buck10me
|
  |
| Joined: 23 Jul 2009 |
| Total Posts: 5526 |
|
|
| 18 Jul 2013 06:35 AM |
You make french toast and place it out on the table.
A). Go and do Laundry B). Watch TV C). Go check the mail.
- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7AnhjdmrUmU - |
|
|
| Report Abuse |
|
|
| |
|
buck10me
|
  |
| Joined: 23 Jul 2009 |
| Total Posts: 5526 |
|
|
| 18 Jul 2013 10:32 AM |
You go and take the basket of clothes to the washing machine in the basement.
You dump the clothes in and start it.
A). Go and check the mail B). Watch TV C). Other? |
|
|
| Report Abuse |
|
|
| |
|
buck10me
|
  |
| Joined: 23 Jul 2009 |
| Total Posts: 5526 |
|
|
| 18 Jul 2013 12:07 PM |
Fox I'm kinda busy than usual, can we end this here?
- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7AnhjdmrUmU - |
|
|
| Report Abuse |
|
|
|
| 18 Jul 2013 12:20 PM |
................ For the day? ................ |
|
|
| Report Abuse |
|
|