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| 13 Jul 2013 08:53 PM |
| special bathroom privacy time |
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Skellor
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| 13 Jul 2013 08:54 PM |
how early are we talking
like
devils bewitching hour early |
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Skellor
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| 13 Jul 2013 08:56 PM |
"what do you do in there"
400$ per bottle exfoliating creme |
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| 13 Jul 2013 08:56 PM |
early like when The sun is just breaking over the eastern horizon, the pancakes are awaking, and the waffles are still sleeping |
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| 13 Jul 2013 08:56 PM |
"400$ per bottle exfoliating creme "
facial caviar |
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Skellor
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| 13 Jul 2013 09:01 PM |
"facial caviar"
l'oreal paris just isn't good enough |
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| 13 Jul 2013 09:01 PM |
| i have shoulder caviar is that normal |
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| 13 Jul 2013 09:02 PM |
"i have shoulder caviar is that normal"
it really makes them tender to the touch use it sparingly |
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| 13 Jul 2013 09:04 PM |
| thats strange because my caviar is made of bed |
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| 13 Jul 2013 09:05 PM |
"my pajamas and bed are made of caviar i eat them in the morning and then they get me a new one who gets me new ones i do not know"
has your gf ever ate parts of your delicious roe garment before for you know play |
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| 13 Jul 2013 09:05 PM |
"maybe it's maybelline"
the brand is so expensive and so exclusive that they send YOU a letter informing you that you have buying privileges and you will only have them as long as you don't tell the name |
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| 13 Jul 2013 09:06 PM |
| it's like the bohemian grove club for body products |
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| 13 Jul 2013 09:07 PM |
"the brand is so expensive and so exclusive that they send YOU a letter informing you that you have buying privileges and you will only have them as long as you don't tell the name "
but then i cannot brag to my poorer friends about my extra-exquisite brand name of a product i proudly own |
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| 13 Jul 2013 09:08 PM |
"it's like the bohemian grove club for body products "
president's own |
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Skellor
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| 13 Jul 2013 09:08 PM |
"but then i cannot brag to my poorer friends about my extra-exquisite brand name of a product i proudly own"
your gleaming skin and perfect pores will brag for themselves |
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| 13 Jul 2013 09:13 PM |
i got the face for hollywood next, i'll gain the physique of hollywood by starving myself to near-death |
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| 13 Jul 2013 09:14 PM |
| i use teddy roosevelt brand shampoo i can feel the extra y chromosomes growing in me |
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| 13 Jul 2013 09:15 PM |
" i use teddy roosevelt brand shampoo i can feel the extra y chromosomes growing in me"
that's androgel silly |
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